Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards - Page 75

dtb · 07-10-2006, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Their younger sons turn out gay.

According to recent studies, that is.

NTTAWWT.

And I would think that would be a good thing for a mom, as it would avoid competition with the other women in her son's life.

All of them? Or just the youngest?

Hmmmm. This explains a lot.

dtb · 07-10-2006, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They usually begin seeking out no-strings-attached lesbianic sex when they reach their mid-30s.

Right on time, then. My birthday is in a few weeks! (And in a threads-tying spirit, I will mention that Jackie O. and I have the same birthdate.)

Too bad she's not still around; maybe she'd be into the lesbianic sex thing -- she was hot.

Hank Chinaski · 07-10-2006, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
All of them? Or just the youngest?

Hmmmm. This explains a lot.

I saw a buddhist sex manual that said if the mother orgasms at coneption then the Ph conditions tend to strongly favor a daughter. It's not 100%, but apparently pretty accurate-

anyway, on the baby pool, i have Sebby having a son.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-10-2006, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy

And I would think that would be a good thing for a mom, as it would avoid competition with the other women in her son's life.

Yes, because gay men never have female friends.

On the other hand, the mom tends to become fab-u-lous.

SlaveNoMore · 07-10-2006, 06:57 PM

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Not Bob
Huh. I was going to go with "Katie Holmes has an Oscar?" as my resonse. I didn't even get to Nicole's lack hardware. Then I remembered that Cruise dumped Nicole for Penelope Cruz, not our sweet Katie.

Cruise dumped Nicole for cash. Penelope had nothing to do with it.

Not Bob · 07-10-2006, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I'm no expert on Jackie O., but I rather doubt she ever said "Keep your fucking mouth shut." Or at least she never said in a public, quotable kind of place.

Hah. That's just what the Warren Commission would have you believe.

(I rather doubt it, too. In fact, I doubt that she would have ever said anything along those lines -- even without the F Bomb -- in public or to anyone in Hollywood. Perhaps the dumpee Oscar winner was merely putting words in her mouth.)

SlaveNoMore · 07-10-2006, 07:00 PM

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taxwonk
Didn't Frank Sinatra dump Ava Gardner for Mia Farrow?

Mia fucked up Andre Previn's marriage.

So the ruining of her relationship by her adopted cambodian boat person was inevitable.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-10-2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Mia fucked up Andre Previn's marriage.

So the ruining of her relationship by her adopted cambodian boat person was inevitable.

Do you have several older brothers? Or is it just SF?

ltl/fb · 07-10-2006, 07:14 PM

Kinda cute

http://tonaz.altervista.org/zidane.html

Hank Chinaski · 07-10-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Do you have several older brothers? Or is it just SF?

my experience with slave's mom would suggest she likely has mostly daughters.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-10-2006, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Cruise dumped Nicole for cash. Penelope had nothing to do with it.

I have not heard this. You mean someone paid him to dump her? Who? Please elaborate. I did not get anything for my divorce except a cool decree all in Spanish from the Dominican Republic.

I will dump 10,000 guys if the price is right. Someone direct me to this pay-for-dumping person.

cheval de frise · 07-10-2006, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Do you have several older brothers? Or is it just SF?

Tying threads...Karma is a Chameleon. Therein lies your answer.

CDF

(p.s. '80's music for $500...it's the Daily Double!)
(p.p.s. thanks for the scoop, Taxwonk. I may have to get that disc.)

ltl/fb · 07-10-2006, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Tying threads...Karma is a Chameleon. Therein lies your answer.

CDF

(p.s. '80's music for $500...it's the Daily Double!)
(p.p.s. thanks for the scoop, Taxwonk. I may have to get that disc.)

I read "frise" as "fries" and I'm not even hungry. Why?

And I too would like to be paid for dumping. Or for telling people to leave. Which seems similar to divorce.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 07-10-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

And I too would like to be paid for dumping.

I believe that there may be some fetish sites out there that could make your dream a reality.

Hank Chinaski · 07-10-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I read "frise" as "fries" and I'm not even hungry. Why?

And I too would like to be paid for dumping. Or for telling people to leave. Which seems similar to divorce.

isn't "frise" a word fake real Italian restaurants use to describe fried stuff, or maybe fake french?