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[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The shoes. Were mentioned. In the. Original post.

Yes. But I took the "it" in "It frumps" to refer to the dress, not to the shoes. The use of the singular tense and all. And I apologive for not noting the shoes. I certainly would have, had I known you care.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
As Jessica's go, however, I'm choosing Biel over Alba

Why? Although Biel is hot, she's no Alba.





Okay. Nevermind. It's a toss-up.

TM

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why the hell would you drop him?

TM

He announced he was forming his own company minutes before they "dropped" him.

So he didn't ask for a divorce but he made it clear he had been fucking his secretary and the two had moved in together.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We can't properly discuss Arkin without bringing up his pièce de résistance as the police captain in "So I Married an Axe Murderer".

"Hey Pisane! You screw up one more time I'm going to kick your spaghetti bending butt all the way back to Milan!"

Damn, you're right. Pure genius. (I love that movie. Other than Midnight Run, it was also Charles Grodin's best work.) He was also great in The In Laws. "Serpentine! Serpentine!"

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
In the who-looks-better-in-this game, Jessica Alba wins over Tori, who looks deformed.

The sun also rose this morning.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I lobbied hard to watch that this weekend, but I was beaten out by the Any Given Sunday crowd that wanted to gear up for football season.

I saw Kill Bill this weekend. Can't wait to see Volume 2 which is sitting atop the TV.

I want to see Invincible but keep forgetting to call the babysitter.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ouch.

You didn't give yourself a black eye, did you?

And apropos of nothing, I give Little Miss Sunshine a solid B. Alan Arkin is hilarious (which should surprise no one).

Agreed on all counts. The payoff at the end really pays off as well. But Arkin makes the movie.

Speaking of Sundancey flicks, I give Quincenera an A-. It features one of my favorite characters in recent movies, Tio Tomas. The whole thing takes place in Echo Park, which is the next town over from Silver Lake. It's kind of about gentrification, which made me feel like a shit for kicking out the sweet old Mexicans who've lived here for 40 years. But then I realize I bought my house from the original owner -- a mean white woman. So then I felt better.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
As Jessica's go, however, I'm choosing Biel over Alba

And where does Rabbit come out in this whole thing?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So, I wouldn't want to be seen in a dress that Paris Hilton wore. The belt makes it cuter. Especially if I had paired it with the wrong shoes. It frumps on this woman, Thora Birch.

Paris's face is going to age into something akin to a catcher's mitt with eyes in the middle.

I notice more and more as she ages that the space around her eyes seems to get bigger.

Or it could have been the high def TV fucking with me. Sometimes, it distorts things.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Most Irish pubs suck. There are very few good ones. Almost all of them have good beer, but very few actually have good Irish food and burgers. Most are crap and the regulars are too drunk to know or care.

TM

Ah, but you pay through the ass for that fine imported cabbage.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paris's face is going to age into something akin to a catcher's mitt with eyes in the middle.

I notice more and more as she ages that the space around her eyes seems to get bigger.

Or it could have been the high def TV fucking with me. Sometimes, it distorts things.

Is Paris' money her's yet? Is there some chance that Dad will marry someone new and Paris will get Torried out of the money?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Has anything of interest happened here that I've missed?

TM

No.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And where does Rabbit come out in this whole thing?

I think I speak for all of us when I say: Right smack dab in the middle.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Is Paris' money her's yet? Is there some chance that Dad will marry someone new and Paris will get Torried out of the money?

Paris makes a hell of a lot of money through all the crap (books, events, "singing", "acting", etc.) she does. Her great grandfather wrote all of his kids out of the will, so it's not as if she's unaware that that sort of thing can happen.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Is Paris' money her's yet? Is there some chance that Dad will marry someone new and Paris will get Torried out of the money?

Ack!!! I know I'm a timmy, but I just can't help it.

It's Paris's and hers. Plus, as a logical matter, if it's not her money yet, it's not Paris's money yet either.

I don't really care about the fact that Tori spells her name with only one r because I don't know what to do with that construction anyway.

My head really hurts today.