A sad, constant bid for attention

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
"prosciutto," do you say it with 2 syllables or 3?

pro-shoot-o
praz-hoot

You don't say it, son. You eat it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
A decent start, but I am not too fond of her too-fake boobs.

I get (sigh) a red x for that one too. Oh well. No pretty for me.

Re TO, something is obviously sucking in his life, or in his head he thinks something's sucking, or whatever other variations on that apply. It really sucks that it looks like the route they are going will involve him having to deny the whole thing vocally and publicly for a long time, which probably will just make any issues more difficult to resolve.

I'm not saying I'm sympathetic to him. I mean, I don't think opponents should start easing up or whatever, or that he should be held to a lower standard of behavior if he's going to be out in public and stuff. But it's really sad whenever someone feels that bad. Unless they're like a genocidal maniac.

[Shape Shifter]

• I can trace my family tree back past the Mayflower to the reign of the hybrid reptoid female known to human annals as "Queen Elizabeth." It's a fairly impressive genetic legacy, yet I will always be looked down upon as "inferior" by those who slither across the real corridors of power.
  
  Why? Because my bloodline—unlike that of the Bushes, Clintons, Rockefellers, and others whose names, were they revealed, would astound you—has never entered a shape-shifting, bloodsucking union with those shadowy reptile overlords. But I have plans for me and mine beyond mammalian servitude. The Blakely name deserves better!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53272

[LessinSF]

Hold your horses everyone.

1. People crying out for help and needing attention don't take too many pills; and

2. TO isn't the kind of man who craves attention, or needs help.

Everyone is clearly jumping to unreasonable conclusions here. That said, I still think we should have free suicide centers on street corners.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Hold your horses everyone.

1. People crying out for help and needing attention don't take too many pills; and

2. TO isn't the kind of man who craves attention, or needs help.

Everyone is clearly jumping to unreasonable conclusions here. That said, I still think we should have free suicide centers on street corners.

2. There's nothing more despicable than overpriced suicide.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
is there a level of partial fakeness that would be acceptable?

Yes. those look like half-grapefruits stuck to her chest. Other fake boobs (that go under the muscle) look much better. My trainer has the nicest set of fake boobs I've ever seen.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by LessinSF
That said, I still think we should have free suicide centers on street corners.

Sharing space with the organ harvesting shops, I trust.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Hold your horses everyone.

1. People crying out for help and needing attention don't take too many pills; and

2. TO isn't the kind of man who craves attention, or needs help.

Everyone is clearly jumping to unreasonable conclusions here. That said, I still think we should have free suicide centers on street corners.

I don't think he's crying out for help, or that he needs attention. I think this was a real attempt.

I'll avoid making a joke about free suicide centers, because knowing you I'm pretty sure that you mean exactly that.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
"prosciutto," do you say it with 2 syllables or 3?

pro-shoot-o
praz-hoot

I thought only Sicilians said the two syllable version. Not so?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It is very sad and he sounds like he has a lot wrong in his head. But it's hard to feel overly upset for someone who does their best to either (i) push everyone away that they can or (ii) actively engage in making people hate him. It's like he thrived on it and loved the attention, good and bad. And now it seems he didn't?

What's sadder still is that people (um...like me) assume it has to do with the fact that he is unloved by the public when he might really have some family, relationship or otherwise deeply personal shit that he is struggling with.

Who knows what's really wrong with the guy? And what's saddest still is that he won't be able to just deal with this in a way that normal people do. He will have to face it and questions about it, day in and day out, for the foreseeable future.

TM

At least he's still the preeminent Proust scholar in the United States.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Sharing space with the organ harvesting shops, I trust.

Absolutely. Hosted by virgins in white robes.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. those look like half-grapefruits stuck to her chest. Other fake boobs (that go under the muscle) look much better. My trainer has the nicest set of fake boobs I've ever seen.

Brooke Burke has the best fake boobies. Ever.





You need to see them nekkid to fully appreciate them.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm not getting a red x or a photo. In both posts it's just empty space.

TM

I get the empty spaces too. I assume my netnanny is blocking it.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I get the empty spaces too. I assume my netnanny is blocking it.

Nah. Because I get empty spaces too. And I don't have a netnanny.

[Replaced_Texan]

who first thought that mozarella and tomatoes should be eaten together with a little bit of olive oil and salt and pepper and basil if you can find some. Many, many a happy lunch has resulted from that simple combination of foods.