Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[bilmore]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Didn't some other moron in California file another suit? Wasn't it for personal injury or some such nonsense?

The artist who made the nipple ring.

Sued for False Light Defamation.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Dave
Woman and her bozo attorney drop lawsuit over Super Bowl halftime breasticle incident

from the story:

Carlin and attorney Wayne A. Ritchie II, who filed the lawsuit on behalf of Carlin and has represented her for free, have received phone calls and mail from hundreds of supportive parents from across the country who wanted to be included in the suit, the notice states.

I seriously hope that is not the only correspondence they have received. I'd like a fair and balanced reporting of the facts here.

[Can you hear me now?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What on earth ever made you think you were funny?

The same reasoning that makes you think that if you proclaim yourself TangynZesty that somehow makes it true.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bilmore
The artist who made the nipple ring.

Sued for False Light Defamation.

No, this is it. I'm looking for the link. But this is stupid.
CORONA, CA (Corona Times) - A man is suing CBS, Janet Jackson and
Justin Timberlake for an on-air incident involving the exposure of one
of Ms. Jackson's breasts.

Steve Bosell of Corona, California has filed a lawsuit claiming that
the incident left him physically ill, induced vomiting,
psychologically scarred his children and has ruined sexual relations
with his wife.

"I just couldn't believe what I saw during the Superbowl Halftime
Show. How could CBS allow Justin Timberlake to expose one of Janet
Jackson's breasts on the air?" Bosell said. "I had just eaten two
foot long sub sandwiches, which I bought at the local Subway sandwich
shop. When Janet's breast appeared on TV I became physically ill and
vomited before I could even make it to the restroom".
According to the lawsuit, filed within an hour of the incident by
Riverside attorney Delores Blasingame, Mr. Bosell claims his children
were psychologically scarred because they were first frightened and
then laughed at him.

"My own children ran away from me screaming like I was some sort of
puking boogeyman who was coming to get them. After I finished
vomiting on the living room floor, the children realized I was in a
weakened, pathetic state and began to laugh at me. I am now in the
process of hiring psychiatrists for my children." Bosell said in a
strained voice.

"Later in the evening, my wife refused to be intimate with me after I
had cleaned up. When she finally agreed to be intimate and took her
top off in the dim light of our bedroom, all I could see was Janet
Jackson's big ugly breast with a metal star covering the nipple
staring back at me. Then to top it off, I swear that it morphed into
Michael Jackson's face! I suddenly realized I was still aroused with
Michael's face staring back at me. At this point my manhood totally
stopped working" Bosell said while breaking down sobbing. "I don't
think I'll ever be able to get it up again!"


Maybe it was the subway sandwiches.

[str8outavannuys]

You know how the Sports Guy is always writing about the pantheon of faces? I think this season's Real World San Diego has brought us a new Hall of Fame face: the Jamie "I can't believe that Frankie and Robin are both having total meltdowns at the same time to compete for attention" face. Good times. Good times.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
"I had just eaten two
foot long sub sandwiches, which I bought at the local Subway sandwich
shop. When Janet's breast appeared on TV I became physically ill and
vomited before I could even make it to the restroom".

wouldn't this be about the time that a third-party defendant makes an appearance?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
No, this is it. I'm looking for the link. But this is stupid.
CORONA, CA (Corona Times) - A man is suing CBS, Janet Jackson and
Justin Timberlake for an on-air incident involving the exposure of one
of Ms. Jackson's breasts.

Have you checked The Onion's website for the link?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
wouldn't this be about the time that a third-party defendant makes an appearance?

You mean Jared?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Have you checked The Onion's website for the link?

Delores Blasingame, Attorney at Law

From the site...
Our Philosophy

Sue
Sue
and if all else fails, sue again!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
My apologies in advance to those of you who are going to hate this, but the Westminster Kennel club dog show is this week. Favored to win is a Newfie named Josh.
http://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/

Josh is a creation of the media. The dog press is so desperate to see a breed from the working group win best, that they've inflated him beyond what he deserved. If Josh were from the sport or hound group he wouldn't get any press. His jogging around in the circle doesn't come close to the skill of several of the terriers, hounds, pointers in the sport/hound group. Ch Kan-Point's VJK Autumn Roses (sporting group-pointer), displays more intelligence and dignity taking a poop, than does Josh, fully groomed and preening.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Josh is a creation of the media. The dog press is so desperate to see a breed from the working group win best, that they've inflated him beyond what he deserved. If Josh were from the sport or hound group he wouldn't get any press. His jogging around in the circle doesn't come close to the skill of several of the terriers, hounds, pointers in the sport/hound group. Ch Kan-Point's VJK Autumn Roses (sporting group-pointer), displays more talent taking a poop, than Josh is fully groomed and preening.

Who are you? Rush Limbaugh? Next you'll be saying that he has "breed" issues because he's dating a shih-tzu that's whiter than white.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Josh is a creation of the media. The dog press is so desperate to see a breed from the working group win best, that they've inflated him beyond what he deserved. If Josh were from the sport or hound group he wouldn't get any press. His jogging around in the circle doesn't come close to the skill of several of the terriers, hounds, pointers in the sport/hound group. Ch Kan-Point's VJK Autumn Roses (sporting group-pointer), displays more talent taking a poop, than Josh is fully groomed and preening.

better hope you never fall into a frozen lake with that attitude. I'd like to see your prissy pointer try to drag your wet ass out.

all relevent working group breeds (and their national associations) have been alerted of your incoherent ramblings.

I'd also advise against heading out into the mountains without a map at this time.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't think every man should have gay sex because the male ego is too fragile. I'm pretty open, but I couldn't handle gay male sex. That said, for a few hundred grand, I could have my mind changed, but for a few hundred grand I'd probably fuck a monkey or jack off in the lobby of an old folks home (just examples).

Buddy, don't get any ideas. Try SS, he's more experimental, being from space and all.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Buddy, don't get any ideas. Try SS, he's more experimental, being from space and all.

what does having the sex with another guy have to do with the fragile ego?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Men should have 3-somes.

Amen. Where were you when I needed you?

Having married relatively young, I kind of missed out on the whole fucking around with multiple anonymous people thing.

But I'm over it... (sigh)