The Spanky Show - Page 76

Spanky · 08-03-2005, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And that is the final nail in the coffin that is this board, folks. Thanks for playing.

What is so wrong with this post. Cats don't like chocolate. Being that I am a chocoholic, I don't like anyone touching my stash. That is why me and the cats get along so well. Anyone messes with my Toblerone or Cadberry they can tell their story walking.

Shape Shifter · 08-03-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I don't know. I thought the Klingons were supposed to be more like the mongolian hoards. I had dinner with Sidd and one his partners, and his partner is a hard core Trek fan. I should ask him. I told him I was a Trekker, but after talking to him I realized am really a wantabe Trekker. I don't know the specfic names of the shows, I don't remember characters names except for the main ones etc.

I guess I have always wanted to be a Trekker I just never have had the time to learn all the stuff.

I guess this is the long way of admitting I have no clue.

I highly recommend the documentary Trekkies. It will cure you of wanting to be a Trekker.

notcasesensitive · 08-03-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I highly recommend the documentary Trekkies. It will cure you of wanting to be a Trekker.

I watched Trekkies again last weekend. I saw it on the documentaries list so I Tivoed it. It had been a few years. Good stuff indeed.

[See these red stripes on the sleave? In the real version they are more narrow. I can get her to fix that though. That's an easy fix.]

Spanky · 08-03-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I highly recommend the documentary Trekkies. It will cure you of wanting to be a Trekker.

Actually, I saw it, and it reminded me of what a lousy fan I am. The original Star Trek is by far my favorite TV program of all time. Yet I don't own any Star Trek paraphanalea, I have never been to a convention, and I don't know the names of any of the hot chicks that were on the show.

I can't figure what I have been doing with my life.

Gattigap · 08-03-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I had dinner with Sidd and one his partners, and his partner is a hard core Trek fan.

Why, oh why am I not surprised.

Spanky · 08-03-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Deer?

Is that the best anyone can do? What has happened to this crowd? I was expecting a detailed essay on the foraging habits of domestic cats.

Gattigap · 08-03-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Is that the best anyone can do? What has happened to this crowd? I was expecting a detailed essay on the foraging habits of domestic cats.

Be patient. These days, Atticus logs in after business hours.

NotFromHere · 08-03-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Actually, I saw it, and it reminded me of what a lousy fan I am. The original Star Trek is by far my favorite TV program of all time. Yet I don't own any Star Trek paraphanalea, I have never been to a convention, and I don't know the names of any of the hot chicks that were on the show.

I can't figure what I have been doing with my life.

My brother-in-law is THE world's biggest Trek fan. He has all of the movies. All of the action figures. All of the Christmas ornaments (which are worth 10 times what he paid!). Every model of every ship ever flown in any episode hanging from his ceiling. He belongs to some thing called trekofile or something like that. These people pass scripts around to one another. He even had an advanced script of one of the movies once.

You really have wasted your life. Or he has.

Penske_Account · 08-03-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I don't know. I thought the Klingons were supposed to be more like the mongolian hoards. I had dinner with Sidd

If you see him again, tell him I said hi. I think he has me on ignore.

Spanky · 08-03-2005, 08:19 PM

No one is going to believe this....but

Today was one of those days were I woke up already behind schedule. Stacey - one of the neighborhood kids came by and asked what we could do to keep the Deer in my yard. I told her that we were not supposed to feed the Deer but she could put out some water.

Probably not the smartest suggestion, but she thinks if the Deer leave they are going to get eaten by Cougars. In addition, I had a lot going on. Unbeknownst to me, she filled a big bucket with water and put it out for the Deer. I hear some loud voices so I go out to investigate and there is some county animal control guy in my yard lecturing Stacy about the deer.

This guy's attitude was unbelievable. He had already told Stacey she could get into big trouble for giving the Deer water and she was creating a dangerous situation for everyone in the neighborhood. This guy thought he was Colonel Jessup and "she was putting lives in danger". He told me that my Apple Tree had to be fenced in so the Deer could not get at them.

After his lecture, I told him he had ten seconds to get of my property before I exercised my right to pummel him into the ground (he was about 5-2). In addition, I told him he does not have permission to come on my property and if he ever showed up again he would be considered a Tresspasser and that I would take the appropriate action.

As he was running away he told me I was in big trouble - not just trouble but big trouble - got in his truck and left.

How much trouble do you think I am in? I think I am OK but I am not to sure.

08-03-2005, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
If you see him again, tell him I said hi. I think he has me on ignore.

Hey, I thought we weren't posting here anymore.

I just accidentally swallowed a cherry pit. Am I going to die?

I am going to be here all night. If anything entertaining ahppens here, I may temporarily waive my Spanky retirement.

Flinty_McFlint · 08-03-2005, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
My brother-in-law is THE world's biggest Trek fan. He has all of the movies. All of the action figures. All of the Christmas ornaments (which are worth 10 times what he paid!). Every model of every ship ever flown in any episode hanging from his ceiling. He belongs to some thing called trekofile or something like that. These people pass scripts around to one another. He even had an advanced script of one of the movies once.

You really have wasted your life. Or he has.

Does he stare at your tits at Thanksgiving dinner? God knows they may be the only ones he's seen all year.

Flinty_McFlint · 08-03-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
No one is going to believe this....but

Today was one of those days were I woke up already behind schedule. Stacey - one of the neighborhood kids came by and asked what we could do to keep the Deer in my yard. I told her that we were not supposed to feed the Deer but she could put out some water.

Probably not the smartest suggestion, but she thinks if the Deer leave they are going to get eaten by Cougars. In addition, I had a lot going on. Unbeknownst to me, she filled a big bucket with water and put it out for the Deer. I hear some loud voices so I go out to investigate and there is some county animal control guy in my yard lecturing Stacy about the deer.

This guy's attitude was unbelievable. He had already told Stacey she could get into big trouble for giving the Deer water and she was creating a dangerous situation for everyone in the neighborhood. This guy thought he was Colonel Jessup and "she was putting lives in danger". He told me that my Apple Tree had to be fenced in so the Deer could not get at them.

After his lecture, I told him he had ten seconds to get of my property before I exercised my right to pummel him into the ground (he was about 5-2). In addition, I told him he does not have permission to come on my property and if he ever showed up again he would be considered a Tresspasser and that I would take the appropriate action.

As he was running away he told me I was in big trouble - not just trouble but big trouble - got in his truck and left.

How much trouble do you think I am in? I think I am OK but I am not to sure.

Did he stare at your tits while in your backyard? God knows they may be the only ones he's seen all year.

08-03-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
No one is going to believe this....but

Today was one of those days were I woke up already behind schedule. Stacey - one of the neighborhood kids came by and asked what we could do to keep the Deer in my yard. I told her that we were not supposed to feed the Deer but she could put out some water.

Probably not the smartest suggestion, but she thinks if the Deer leave they are going to get eaten by Cougars. In addition, I had a lot going on. Unbeknownst to me, she filled a big bucket with water and put it out for the Deer. I hear some loud voices so I go out to investigate and there is some county animal control guy in my yard lecturing Stacy about the deer.

This guy's attitude was unbelievable. He had already told Stacey she could get into big trouble for giving the Deer water and she was creating a dangerous situation for everyone in the neighborhood. This guy thought he was Colonel Jessup and "she was putting lives in danger". He told me that my Apple Tree had to be fenced in so the Deer could not get at them.

After his lecture, I told him he had ten seconds to get of my property before I exercised my right to pummel him into the ground (he was about 5-2). In addition, I told him he does not have permission to come on my property and if he ever showed up again he would be considered a Tresspasser and that I would take the appropriate action.

As he was running away he told me I was in big trouble - not just trouble but big trouble - got in his truck and left.

How much trouble do you think I am in? I think I am OK but I am not to sure.

He has a truck?> Could you send him my way to get rid of my couch?

NotFromHere · 08-03-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Does he stare at your tits at Thanksgiving dinner? God knows they may be the only ones he's seen all year.

No, but his boyfriend gets a little friendly when he's drunk.