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08-16-2005, 07:45 PM
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#1126
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Sorry to Out You, Slave
I'll Drink Starbucks if I Want, Hippies!
Posted: 8/5/2005 by: Alex Blagg
Smash the state!
As if the exorbitant rental market wasn't enough, part of the price of living in San Francisco is putting up with an endless stream of hippie bullshit. Even though there are more protests here than there are ATM machines, I'm usually pretty good about blocking out the stupid signs and bullhorned babbling of a bunch of morons with nothing better to do. However, this morning, as I was walking out of Starbucks with my coffee, still bleary-eyed and half-asleep, some dumb anarchist-punk-hippie-activist" yells at me, "KEEP SUCKING THAT CORPORATE COCK!"
Once the desire to sear her face with my hot coffee while cramming a cheese danish down her vegan throat finally subsided, I simply laughed and moved on, meditating on the mind-shattering stupidity of both her statement and her entire existence. See, San Francisco is full of these sneering, self-righteous assholes who think the fact that they choose to drink shitty coffee from some mom-and-pop place that can only afford to brew a fresh pot every six hours, somehow makes them some kind of anti-corporate superhero.
http://www.thephatphree.com/features...9&SectionID=11
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-16-2005, 07:47 PM
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#1127
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Clearing things up
1. Not Bob: I am 6'3", give or take a little bit.
2. Fringey, I'll go back to the old avatar in a little bit.
3. Ok, so y'all remember my thought about making some large paper with a goofy eBay auction? Well I think I've got just the ticket . . .
foreskin.
C'mon, is this the best idea ever? Would eBay give me the boot? What take should I use in the "item description?" What category should I list it under?
Help me out here. I'll donate a percentage to lawtalkers if it hits really big.
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08-16-2005, 07:48 PM
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#1128
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Shit. Again, I thought this* was rp writing because of the goddamn baby.
* eta the post to which NB was responding.
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Jesus Christ. So did I, obviously.
Sorry, str8. You know I love you, right, man? |
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08-16-2005, 07:48 PM
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#1129
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Sorry to Out You, Slave
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll Drink Starbucks if I Want, Hippies!
Posted: 8/5/2005 by: Alex Blagg
Smash the state!
As if the exorbitant rental market wasn't enough, part of the price of living in San Francisco is putting up with an endless stream of hippie bullshit. Even though there are more protests here than there are ATM machines, I'm usually pretty good about blocking out the stupid signs and bullhorned babbling of a bunch of morons with nothing better to do. However, this morning, as I was walking out of Starbucks with my coffee, still bleary-eyed and half-asleep, some dumb anarchist-punk-hippie-activist" yells at me, "KEEP SUCKING THAT CORPORATE COCK!"
Once the desire to sear her face with my hot coffee while cramming a cheese danish down her vegan throat finally subsided, I simply laughed and moved on, meditating on the mind-shattering stupidity of both her statement and her entire existence. See, San Francisco is full of these sneering, self-righteous assholes who think the fact that they choose to drink shitty coffee from some mom-and-pop place that can only afford to brew a fresh pot every six hours, somehow makes them some kind of anti-corporate superhero.
http://www.thephatphree.com/features...9&SectionID=11
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Well, the dumbass had it coming. Were the java bought in North Beach, all this ugliness could've been avoided.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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08-16-2005, 07:50 PM
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#1130
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Clearing things up
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
1. Not Bob: I am 6'3", give or take a little bit.
2. Fringey, I'll go back to the old avatar in a little bit.
3. Ok, so y'all remember my thought about making some large paper with a goofy eBay auction? Well I think I've got just the ticket . . .
foreskin.
C'mon, is this the best idea ever? Would eBay give me the boot? What take should I use in the "item description?" What category should I list it under?
Help me out here. I'll donate a percentage to lawtalkers if it hits really big.
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You should auction off the placenta. |
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08-16-2005, 08:03 PM
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#1131
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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This could be you
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Also, I thought that you were saying that you can never get anything iced down enough for the magic shell to harden.
Can I have some of whatever you are on?
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This is one of those occasions where you pointing out Sebby's tendency to be inconsistent is just annoying.
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08-16-2005, 08:06 PM
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#1132
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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This could be you
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is one of those occasions where you pointing out Sebby's tendency to be inconsistent is just annoying.
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Sorry. It was just so glaring.
Wait, it's not always annoying when I point out his inconsistencies? Motherfucker. |
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08-16-2005, 08:26 PM
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#1133
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Guest
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Preservationhall.com
Has anyone ever tried to order music from this site by any chance?
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08-16-2005, 08:32 PM
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#1134
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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This could be you
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
Just for clarity, and because I know every single fucking person on the board is assuming to the contrary, I was not involved in any of this.
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she'd posted on this before. It was with Oscar the cement worker.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-16-2005 at 08:36 PM..
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08-16-2005, 08:34 PM
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#1135
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
In college, I wrote a column called "remedial media" (rip off from "Frank" magazine, highlighting blunders in other school publications). The less/fewer thing was one of my pet peeves and I frequently embarassed those jackasses at the YDN and the Herald for fucking it up. Much like hangin in a chow line, those were good times.
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Was anyone famous on staff with you?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-16-2005, 09:09 PM
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#1136
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Sorry to Out You, Slave
Quote:
Gattigap
Well, the dumbass had it coming. Were the java bought in North Beach, all this ugliness could've been avoided.
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Concur. A defender of Starbucks burnt coffee deserves whatever ridicule he gets. |
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08-16-2005, 10:28 PM
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#1137
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Clearing things up
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
You should auction off the placenta.
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good thing I STP'd.
Yes, Str8, auction the placenta, if its a winner, I've got 3 you could auction for me. I'll split the profits 80-20%
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-16-2005, 10:31 PM
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#1138
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Guest
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Clearing things up
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
good thing I STP'd.
Yes, Str8, auction the placenta, if its a winner, I've got 3 you could auction for me. I'll split the profits 80-20%
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I just effed up your quadfecta. Merde!
And I just did it again, Mon Dieu! |
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08-16-2005, 10:42 PM
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#1139
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Clearing things up
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I just effed up your quadfecta. Merde!
And I just did it again, Mon Dieu!
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"Ping! Pow!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-16-2005, 10:53 PM
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#1140
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Clearing things up
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
"Ping! Pow!
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4th best poster (17 tied for 3rd)
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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