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06-27-2003, 04:16 PM
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#11431
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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malaise
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Originally posted by Pushy the Puppy
Nobody cares about your pick for stupid song.
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Ooh it's so good, it's so good
It's so good, it's so good
It's so good
Ooh I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love
Ooh I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love
I feel love
I feel love
I feel love
Ooh fall and free, fall and free
Fall and free, fall and free
Fall and free
Ooh you and me, you and me
You and me, you and me
You and me
Ooh I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love
I feel love
I feel love
I feel love
I feel love
Less (I had no idea what the Go-Go's meant with their sucky song "I'm a shamile," but I still had a 14-year old backstage fantasy fuck thing going in my mind) inSF
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Boogers!
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06-27-2003, 04:19 PM
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#11432
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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malaise
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Originally posted by Pushy the Puppy
There are other groups of workers out there who have no Internet message board that have a million interesting things to say and would kill for the opportunity. A group of accountants somewhere could be chomping at the bit to anonymously discuss pube waxing with their peers. A gaggle of steel workers might be eager to have an online discourse about bad experiences with ass fucking. And perhaps - just perhaps - the rabbis of the world would enjoy some faceless bbs chat with other rabbis (and a cantor here and there) about snowballing.
And then there are the attorneys. We are given a free forum to discuss whatever you want. What happened to the sex talk? What happened to the excruciating trolling and flaming? Oh, I forgot. It suddenly became more important to discuss stupid songs. Did I say "discuss"? By "discuss", I meant "post lyrics to songs instead of engaging in any real discussion of them.
You used to be good, FB.
But now, you make me sick. Like a dog.
Fuck you.
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1- pube waxing. Did that. That's sooo 2 weeks ago.
2- ass fucking. Did that. That's sooo 2 1/2 weeks ago.
3- Rabbis. Rabbis don't do the Internet.
4- Snowballing. What?
5- Go eat some grass.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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06-27-2003, 04:21 PM
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#11433
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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malaise my ass
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Ooh it's so good, it's so good
It's so good, it's so good
It's so good
Ooh I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love
Ooh fall and free, fall and free
Fall and free, fall and free
Fall and free
Ooh you and me, you and me
You and me, you and me
You and me
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This is clearly a "woman on top" song.
sf
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-27-2003, 04:24 PM
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#11434
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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malaise
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
1- pube waxing. Did that. That's sooo 2 weeks ago.
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It's not time for another appointment yet, is it? 
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-27-2003, 04:29 PM
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#11435
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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malaise
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
2- ass fucking. Did that. That's sooo 2 1/2 weeks ago.
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And didn't we agree not to discuss anal sex again until such time as I have actually, um, taken it up the pooper and thus have some perspective to draw upon in order to provide the FB with a more enlightening discourse then my last foray into the realm of ass fucking chatter? 
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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06-27-2003, 04:30 PM
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#11436
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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malaise
Quote:
Originally posted by Pushy the Puppy
Dear FB,
I returned to the FB today to read the crackling banter and stunning wit that I have come to expect with each visit.
What I found, however, is arguably the most uninspired thread ever woven through the FB (infirmation or lawtalkers): Most stupid song.
You used to be good, FB.
But now, you make me sick. Like a dog.
Fuck you.
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On occasion, someone comes along with such a profound statement of life, beautiful words that are to the ears as water is to the man struggling to get through the desert. Times when sentiments offered are so important, so strong, so awesome - in the true sense of the word - that you cannot possibly help but stop and think about them. Recognize that they will change your life and in fact require you to make changes in your life so you can become a better person.
And when I read the words of this fine dog, I cannot help but find myself thinking. This is not one of those times. |
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06-27-2003, 04:30 PM
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#11437
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Most Stupid Song Poll
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Beach Boys: 409
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Originally posted by evenodds
I think we have a winner.
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Pagans. |
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06-27-2003, 04:32 PM
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#11438
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Livin' the dream 24/7
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere far, far away...
Posts: 188
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stupid song poll
La Macarena
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06-27-2003, 04:34 PM
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#11439
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: A pool of my own vomit
Posts: 734
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malaise
Quote:
Originally posted by Pushy the Puppy
Dear FB,
I returned to the FB today to read the crackling banter and stunning wit that I have come to expect with each visit.
You used to be good, FB.
But now, you make me sick. Like a dog.
Fuck you.
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Pushy the Puppy
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It sounds like someone needs some doggy yoga to mellow out:
NEW YORK, June 27 — New York City dog owners who worry that their furry friends need some stress management have a new option: yoga for dogs. “Ruff Yoga” — a so-called doga class aimed at relaxing the canine denizens of this often un-Zen city — is being offered once a month in a downtown city park.
HALF AN HOUR on the yoga mat makes Isaac, her cocker spaniel, a calmer dog, said doga devotee Sarah Klein.
“Usually when he’s in the park, he can’t focus,” said Klein, who was among nine New Yorkers and their dogs who attended a class Thursday night.
http://www.msnbc.com/news/932173.asp?0cv=CB20 |
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06-27-2003, 04:35 PM
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#11440
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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malaise
Quote:
Originally posted by ThrashersFan
And didn't we agree not to discuss anal sex again until such time as I have actually, um, taken it up the pooper and thus have some perspective to draw upon in order to provide the FB with a more enlightening discourse then my last foray into the realm of ass fucking chatter?
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It's legal in the south again. what'choo waiting for? |
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06-27-2003, 04:37 PM
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#11441
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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malaise
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's legal in the south again. what'choo waiting for?
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TM to step up to the plate. 
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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06-27-2003, 04:39 PM
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#11442
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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malaise
Quote:
Originally posted by ThrashersFan
And didn't we agree not to discuss anal sex again until such time as I have actually, um, taken it up the pooper and thus have some perspective to draw upon in order to provide the FB with a more enlightening discourse then my last foray into the realm of ass fucking chatter?
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Yes, but the Puppy is Pushy.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-27-2003, 04:45 PM
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#11443
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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malaise
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I would kill or die to make love to you.
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Why not go ahead and marry? You wouldn't have to change your monograms. You could end up life like the characters played by Alan Alda and Jane Fonda in California Suite.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-27-2003, 04:51 PM
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#11444
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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malaise
Quote:
Originally posted by ThrashersFan
TM to step up to the plate.
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Hey TF, it sounds like you've started a "which FB'er would you admit through the back door?" poll. |
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06-27-2003, 04:52 PM
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#11445
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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malaise
Quote:
Originally posted by SEC_Chick
It sounds like someone needs some doggy yoga to mellow out:
NEW YORK, June 27 — New York City dog owners who worry that their furry friends need some stress management have a new option: yoga for dogs. “Ruff Yoga” — a so-called doga class aimed at relaxing the canine denizens of this often un-Zen city — is being offered once a month in a downtown city park.
HALF AN HOUR on the yoga mat makes Isaac, her cocker spaniel, a calmer dog, said doga devotee Sarah Klein.
“Usually when he’s in the park, he can’t focus,” said Klein, who was among nine New Yorkers and their dogs who attended a class Thursday night.
http://www.msnbc.com/news/932173.asp?0cv=CB20
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This may possibly be the stupidest thing I've seen all week.
R(hoping that the layoffs running wild don't hit her today)T |
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