Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[SlaveNoMore]

str8outavannuys
You know how the Sports Guy is always writing about the pantheon of faces? I think this season's Real World San Diego has brought us a new Hall of Fame face: the Jamie "I can't believe that Frankie and Robin are both having total meltdowns at the same time to compete for attention" face. Good times. Good times.

As good as all this is - I prefer watching the Trishelle "I am a cock tease" of Sundays' Surreal Life versus the Trishelle "I am a jealous bitch" of Monday's RW/RR Inferno.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
for a few hundred grand I'd probably fuck a monkey

Just be careful and don't sell for less. Remember aids got started because some youngster got caught up in the moment and fell for some simian's charms.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

I'm not sure if we should praise This guy (hi NotFromHere!) for inventing movie theater popcorn, or curse him for coming up with overpriced candy bars. I vote the latter. Popcorn was obvious.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actually I am not at all interested. That is the problem. The thought of it creeps me out. Which is why I've never taken up any offers. But all these people who have done it go on about how great it is, and I just want some confirmation that it isn't necessarily for everyone.

You don't need confirmation, you already know it isn't for you. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by leagleaze
You don't need confirmation, you already know it isn't for you. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

You say this for the same reason I encourage other men to try gay sex.

Less competition.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by leagleaze
You don't need confirmation, you already know it isn't for you. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Gay is clearly the new straight when people have to be told there is nothing wrong with not being gay or having bisexual tendencies. It's like a death row pardon two minutes too late.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Gay is clearly the new straight

When is stupid going to be the new smart?


(Just wondering. Some folks around here might enjoy being ahead of the curve for a change.)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bilmore
You say this for the same reason I encourage other men to try gay sex.

Less competition.

this is hateful to ncs bilmore. ncs wouldn't just be comp, she'd be in the talent pool.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bilmore
You say this for the same reason I encourage other men to try gay sex.

Less competition.

Please. I laugh in the face of competition from some straight girl turned curious.

HAH

As far as the stupidest thing for love and sex poll. Heck, I'm always doing stupid shit for love and sex. Constantly. And then I look back and go what the fuck were you thinking you moron? Of course I wasn't thinking. I was in "love."

[bilmore]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Please. I laugh in the face of competition from some straight girl turned curious.

HAH

Initially, I thought you were joking.

But then, I saw, right there on the post, that you did actually laugh.

So now I believe.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bilmore
Initially, I thought you were joking.

But then, I saw, right there on the post, that you did actually laugh.

So now I believe.

Yes, I could see where you would be confused.

Moving on (or really moving back):

In the aftermath of Janet Jackson's controversial Super Bowl breast exposure, MTV has decided that pop tart Britney Spears may be a bit too "Toxic" for daytime tastes.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by leagleaze
In the aftermath of Janet Jackson's controversial Super Bowl breast exposure, MTV has decided that pop tart Britney Spears may be a bit too "Toxic" for daytime tastes.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

OMG, MTV has officially become a "network." And puritanical at that. What next, the comedy channel thinks that South Park is too racy for prime time?

So, did you ever find out if your friend's "crush" is gay or straight?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wanna make out?

Can I watch? Or is this the one time subject to the Gwinky exception?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by andViolins
with a side of bacon.

Who would have figured? Atkins was a fatty!

Paper: Diet guru Atkins qualified as obese

NEW YORK (AP) -- Dr. Robert Atkins, whose popular diet stresses protein-rich meat and cheese over carbohydrates, weighed 258 pounds at his death and had a history of heart disease, a newspaper reported Tuesday.

Atkins died last April at age 72 after being injured in a fall on an icy street.

Before his death, he had suffered a heart attack, congestive heart failure and hypertension, The Wall Street Journal reported, citing a report by the city medical examiner.

At 258 pounds, the 6-foot-tall Atkins would have qualified as obese, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's body-mass index calculator.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/02/10....ap/index.html

aV

I KNOW I've mentioned this numerous times before. What is more, it was only after Atkins' death that his diet was changed to allow for complex carbs and to emphasize that low-to non- fat protein was preferable to high-fat protein.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm guessing all the members of your crew look like this?:



TM

Your new gf?