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04-13-2004, 05:11 PM
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I wouldn't honor it by calling it "talking". More like an incessant whiny blather that makes you want to throw yourself out a window.
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Then please just make it stop.
In other news....suspicious death?
SOMERVILLE, N.J. — The judge in the manslaughter trial of Jayson Williams on Tuesday postponed a ruling on whether to drop charges against the retired NBA player because the prosecutor, Steven C. Lember, had a death in the family.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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04-13-2004, 05:11 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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Round the world poll
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I would spend it in Italy, visiting every olive grove, fishing village, and salumeria I could find.
I would find the perfect village on the Mediterranean coast, and spend the rest of my working days hoarding money until I had enough to move there and die happy.
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I would paint, bike, and museum my way through France and Spain during pro-cycling season. Beautiful artwork, leisurely exercise, fabulous food, seductive scenery, and, of course, stunning racers in spandex.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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04-13-2004, 05:16 PM
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#1143
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I love breasts. But the two most important things are breast shape (round and tear-drop like) and the ratio of breast size to waist. I think I've posted on it once or twice.
All breast sizes are nice as long as they have a nice shape and the person has a good ratio.
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I vaguely remember a discussion of the ratio concept, but I'm still a little unclear. I would enjoy seeing an example to solidify this concept. When is TMBD3?
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04-13-2004, 05:17 PM
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#1144
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Round the world poll
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Originally posted by purse junkie
I would paint, bike, and museum my way through France and Spain during pro-cycling season. Beautiful artwork, leisurely exercise, fabulous food, seductive scenery, and, of course, stunning racers in spandex.
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Translate this into french and throw in a monkey and you'd have an Eddie Izzard routine.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-13-2004, 05:20 PM
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#1145
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I vaguely remember a discussion of the ratio concept, but I'm still a little unclear. I would enjoy seeing an example to solidify this concept. When is TMBD3?
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I suppose Ms. Klum's ratio is satisfactory:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-13-2004, 05:20 PM
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#1146
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I vaguely remember a discussion of the ratio concept, but I'm still a little unclear. I would enjoy seeing an example to solidify this concept. When is TMBD3?
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Well, I do have these new implants I can't wait to show you...
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04-13-2004, 05:22 PM
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#1147
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I vaguely remember a discussion of the ratio concept, but I'm still a little unclear. I would enjoy seeing an example to solidify this concept. When is TMBD3?
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Bad ratio.
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04-13-2004, 05:24 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by Not Me
Shape is why implants are generally better. Also, most women with naturally large breasts have undesirable body fat elsewhere.
The implants placed over the muscle are the ones that have that too full on top fake look. Implants that are not too large and are placed under the muscle by a good surgeon have a nice gentle slope on the upper portion and are full and round on the lower portion.
The bad implants are those that don't have good chest wall coverage because the implant is not wide enough for that woman's chest wall.
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To address everyone's concern that you are a fake, fake-titted lady, I volunteer to meet you in person and inspect your goods.
I am also wondering how much you are renting out that "Your Slogan Here" space for?
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04-13-2004, 05:27 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I suppose Ms. Klum's ratio is satisfactory:
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Her hips are on the big side.
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04-13-2004, 05:27 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I suppose Ms. Klum's ratio is satisfactory:
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I would want to feel them to be sure.
I'd need a couple of hours, tops. I wouldn't even bill the time (to her). |
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04-13-2004, 05:29 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
To address everyone's concern that you are a fake, fake-titted lady, I volunteer to meet you in person and inspect your goods.
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Why would I do that? There would be nothing in it for me.
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04-13-2004, 05:32 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by Not Me
Why would I do that? There would be nothing in it for me.
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Didn't you say that you liked giving blowjobs? I am sure that Sidd would take one for the team.
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04-13-2004, 05:35 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Didn't you say that you liked giving blowjobs? I am sure that Sidd would take one for the team.
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Dude, it was MR who made the suggestion. I'll pass.
I suppose jokes about what MR would get out of it are just too easy. (Whiff?) |
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04-13-2004, 05:36 PM
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#1154
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Didn't you say that you liked giving blowjobs? I am sure that Sidd would take one for the team.
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Oh believe me, I know Sidd would go for that. His posts to me just ooze with sexual tension.
I think I said I would much rather give a BJ than an HJ.
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04-13-2004, 05:36 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Speaking of Breast Implants
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Originally posted by Not Me
Why would I do that? There would be nothing in it for me.
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I would be willing to pee on you. I know that's not really a first date thing, but we may as well get that out of the way.
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