Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Further evidence that you are a brand-name fucker. No wonder you love nice cars so much...yeah, it's for the excitement...

You can't wear just any shoe in a german sportscar now, can you?

[bill killer]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Can you wear kitten heels? I've seen a lot of cute shoes this spring with those heels.

As for the avatar, would any of these work? If so, let me know which one, and I can upload it for you.

Any of those would be great - whichever you would be happiest seeing on the board. Thanks!

[bill killer]

Many, many thanks (to RT?) for the new avatar!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You can't wear just any shoe in a german sportscar now, can you?

Jesus. Try and start a flame war and...

Well done.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I saw the otherwise forgettable Beyond Borders the other night, and pretty much spent the whole movie ogling Clive Owen. Jack Manfred is on my crushlist, simply because of avatar and moniker.

Clive Owen was bred in a lab by scientists to play the next James Bond, but the dumb motherfucker says he'd be bored to play that role. Hey, assjack, I have a boring job, but I still show up and do it. Well, sort of.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Clive Owen was bred in a lab by scientists to play the next James Bond, but the dumb motherfucker says he'd be bored to play that role. Hey, assjack, I have a boring job, but I still show up and do it. Well, sort of.

confirmed. past it's sell by date has jumped the shark.*


*what is the updated term for jumped the shark? paigow?

[SlaveNoMore]

notcasesensitive
confirmed. past it's sell by date has jumped the shark.*

*what is the updated term for jumped the shark? paigow?

I like that. "paigow"

"That 80's trend is so Paigow."

"The Pisco Sour is deadly close to becoming Paigow."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I like that. "paigow"

"That 80's trend is so Paigow."

"The Pisco Sour is deadly close to becoming Paigow."

All this post needs is a "yeah bitch" at the end.

Edited to add b/c "bitch, please" is so paigow.

[Atticus Grinch]

(1) Is it bar-sanctionable conduct for a lawyer to be a total dick to a lifer clerk at the DMV, and by all accounts to pretty much everyone else he encounters? and (2) Is calling someone "Sparky" a racial epithet?

No and no, Sparky. {In PDF.}

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by bill killer
Many, many thanks (to RT?) for the new avatar!

You're welcome.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nothin' to fuck wit'.



TM

"You need to diversify your bonds, n*gga!"

If you don't know what I am talking about, click here.

spree: like to Comedy Central

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
All this post needs is a "yeah bitch" at the end.

Edited to add b/c "bitch, please" is so paigow.

Yes, I agree. My new schtick is addressing everyone as John Stamos, much like the restaurant scene in Being John Malkovich (excpet in the movie everyone was addressed as Malkovich).

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Americans, on average, spend nearly half an hour commuting to and from their jobs. Here are some tips to make the ride go more smoothly:

To ensure an orderly security-screening procedure, arrive at your corner bus stop at least two hours in advance.

An office carpool is a great way to increase your levels of stress, small talk, and coffee spilled in your lap, as well as the amount of time you spend with people you can just barely tolerate.

Don't take the train. Sooner or later, everyone who travels via train gets chased along the tops of the cars by crooks.

If you can bear to do without the showiness, you'll save a lot of time by killing yourself at home instead of at the office.

Public transportation is an efficient and environmentally friendly way for poor people to get to work.

Speeding causes 25,000 deaths each year, but unfortunately, it's the only way to get to work faster.

Drive-time traffic can seem unbearable, but remember: Your local drive-time radio hosts and their wild, zany antics are there to remind you that your life could be worse.

Commute using an autogyro. They rule!

Your choice of reading material for the bus is very important. Displaying Harry Potter books could get you mugged, but no one fucks with a guy reading "Surviving The Imminent Nuclear Holocaust."

Stay focused on the road. Try not to think about all of the wonderful experiences that await you on the roads that don't lead to work.

Tip your morning gondolier well, and he'll likely wait for you outside of your workplace in the evening.

Don't commute to work today. Instead, stay home and play games and watch cartoons, or maybe we can go to the zoo. (Tip submitted by Tommy, age 4.)

If the highway is congested and slows your commute, consider taking my way.

Stuck in traffic that won't budge? Why not take off your shirt and rub oil on your breasts—you, the redhead in the silver Passat.

When commuting, you're a cog in the intricate, well-oiled machinery of urban society. Remember, machine parts aren't supposed to weep

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Stuck in traffic that won't budge? Why not take off your shirt and rub oil on your breasts—you, the redhead in the silver Passat.

This redhead? Be careful what you wish for...

Edit: I fucking hate Tripod.com...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

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