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06-15-2005, 04:32 PM
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#1141
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"Just watched another "War of the Worlds" commercial, which reminds me: Despite all the joy he's provided me over the years, I'm not sure if I can forgive Tom Cruise for what he's done to Katie Holmes. This is the same girl who allowed SNL's Mr. Peepers to spit apple all over her face four years ago and went topless in "The Gift" just for the hell of it – now she's whispering "I love you" on Oprah, shamelessly plugging movies and embracing Scientology? This is an outrage. I'm outraged. This never would have happened if she had stayed with Dawson."
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-15-2005, 04:34 PM
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#1142
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wow, congratulations Coltrane. You should have told us sooner.
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He is merely regurgitating what Slave said at the Alpha Beta Sigma reunion. |
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06-15-2005, 04:35 PM
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#1143
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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I want this vibrator
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What's with those, BTW? If you're a trucker, what is the message that you're conveying--that you're on the road a lot, and sleep in a bunk in your truck, and smell like it, so the closest you can get to a hot chick a chromed profile on your mudflap? It's not a confederate battle flag, or an homage to Christ, which I can understand at least as an expression of opinion. But a chick? I like my chicks hot and muddy?
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Oooooh. Me too.
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06-15-2005, 04:35 PM
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#1144
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Just watched another "War of the Worlds" commercial, which reminds me: Despite all the joy he's provided me over the years, I'm not sure if I can forgive Tom Cruise for what he's done to Katie Holmes. This is the same girl who allowed SNL's Mr. Peepers to spit apple all over her face four years ago and went topless in "The Gift" just for the hell of it – now she's whispering "I love you" on Oprah, shamelessly plugging movies and embracing Scientology? This is an outrage. I'm outraged. This never would have happened if she had stayed with Dawson."
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She was with Pacey.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-15-2005, 04:36 PM
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#1145
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I want this vibrator
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"You have gorgeous pubes" gets you an extra $2 in the beaver waxing biz.
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WHat she said was someting like "wow, you have a really pretty color. Some people pay to have theirs dyed this color. Are you sure you want me to take the whole thing off?"
Sorry to hear about your impending generic black pubelock. |
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06-15-2005, 04:37 PM
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#1146
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Just watched another "War of the Worlds" commercial, which reminds me: Despite all the joy he's provided me over the years, I'm not sure if I can forgive Tom Cruise for what he's done to Katie Holmes. This is the same girl who allowed SNL's Mr. Peepers to spit apple all over her face four years ago and went topless in "The Gift" just for the hell of it – now she's whispering "I love you" on Oprah, shamelessly plugging movies and embracing Scientology? This is an outrage. I'm outraged. This never would have happened if she had stayed with Dawson."
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THANK YOU. But she belonged with Pacey.
Just saw RT's post -- wasn't she with Dawson at some stage? But that was wrong -- she doesn't deserve Colossal Head guy.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-15-2005, 04:37 PM
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#1147
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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bloggers
Do we have any? I found this one http://opinionistas.blogspot.com via www.gawker.com -- she talked about the summer associate who jumped into the Hudson River at an outing. |
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06-15-2005, 04:39 PM
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#1148
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The berry patch
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I want this vibrator
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
[where the FUCK is Grey Pubes?!?!]
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Don't worry. We are scheduled to pop out in about four years. People aren't usually so eager for our arrival.
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06-15-2005, 04:40 PM
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#1149
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHat she said was someting like "wow, you have a really pretty color. Some people pay to have theirs dyed this color. Are you sure you want me to take the whole thing off?"
Sorry to hear about your impending generic black pubelock.
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Some people pay to have their hair dyed green.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-15-2005, 04:41 PM
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#1150
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHat she said was someting like "wow, you have a really pretty color. Some people pay to have theirs dyed this color. Are you sure you want me to take the whole thing off?"
Sorry to hear about your impending generic black pubelock.
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You will clearly defend your pubes until death. I admire your pubic vigor. Keep those golden brown curly tresses near your sandy beach for everyone to enjoy.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-15-2005, 04:42 PM
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#1151
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHat she said was someting like "wow, you have a really pretty color. Some people pay to have theirs dyed this color. Are you sure you want me to take the whole thing off?"
Sorry to hear about your impending generic black pubelock.
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Confidential to Coltrane: $10. |
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06-15-2005, 04:42 PM
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#1152
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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More Sports Guy
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She was with Pacey.
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The little ho was with Dawson before that, though, right? |
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06-15-2005, 04:43 PM
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#1153
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Confidential to Coltrane: $10.
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Maybe the waxer was indirectly telling Paigow to keep her pubes b/c her roast beef is extra beefy?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-15-2005, 04:44 PM
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#1154
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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bloggers
yes.
Edited to change link, cuz it's easy enough to find me as it is.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 06-15-2005 at 05:05 PM..
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06-15-2005, 04:44 PM
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#1155
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The berry patch
Posts: 8
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Art cars are fine, but Lessapalooza does not truck with sanctimonious lectures about the environment from smelly Vegans who think Trippin' is a good show.
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Right on, Bro! That scene is for the inspired youth. We'll see you at the nudist tent colony.
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