The Spanky Show - Page 77

Spanky · 08-03-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
If you see him again, tell him I said hi. I think he has me on ignore.

I think he is vacation or something. He hasn't posted anywhere in a while - either that or I am on ignore.

08-03-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I think he is vacation or something. He hasn't posted anywhere in a while - either that or I am on ignore.

Perhaps he is busy running his law practice and tending to his baby Finches?

Flinty_McFlint · 08-03-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No, but his boyfriend gets a little friendly when he's drunk.

Homewrecker.

Spanky · 08-03-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No, but his boyfriend gets a little friendly when he's drunk.

Your brother in law's boyfriend? Gay Trekkies? Wow - it must really be cool to be a Trekkie now.

NotFromHere · 08-03-2005, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Your brother in law's boyfriend? Gay Trekkies? Wow - it must really be cool to be a Trekkie now.

You have a lot of catching up to do.

08-03-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You have a lot of catching up to do.

Is NFH looking down upon Spanky? Good lord.

BTW, I think you guys would make a perfect couple.

NotFromHere · 08-03-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is NFH looking down upon Spanky? Good lord.

BTW, I think you guys would make a perfect couple.

Original whiff. (and that's the first time I have ever said that).
If Spanky wants to get into the cool gay trek gang, he's going to have to watch all of the movies and all of the shows and memorize dialog until k'plah rolls off his tongue like he was born a Klingon.

Spanky · 08-03-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You have a lot of catching up to do.

I failed at a lot of Stuff. I tried to be a D & D guy but that never really worked. When I was ten I bought the first D & D box set. It was just three books and some dice. I liked reading the books but I just never could get into playing the game. I like hearing my friends talk about it because the games sounded interesting when you got a three minute recap. But the game itself was way to slow and tedious.

By Junior High I pretty much lost all interest. That is why I never went to a convention with Less. Plus there were no hot chicks. I think I have missed out on many of the things life has had to offer because of laziness, impatience and "there were no hot chicks".

08-03-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Original whiff. (and that's the first time I have ever said that).
If Spanky wants to get into the cool gay trek gang, he's going to have to watch all of the movies and all of the shows and memorize dialog until k'plah rolls off his tongue like he was born a Klingon.

Incorrect use of Original Whiff. This was a whiff at best.

NotFromHere · 08-03-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Incorrect use of Original Whiff. This was a whiff at best.

OK. Unoriginal whiff. Whatever. Forgive me. I'm a whiff virgin.

Spanky · 08-03-2005, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Did he stare at your tits while in your backyard? God knows they may be the only ones he's seen all year.

I post this story to a chat room full of attorneys - and what legal advice to I get - a bunch of smart aleck comments. What can these county animal control people do to me?

Flinty_McFlint · 08-03-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I post this story to a chat room full of attorneys - and what legal advice to I get - a bunch of smart aleck comments. What can these county animal control people do to me?

You know my number, prices start just under $300/hour.

Flakey McFlake · 08-03-2005, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I post this story to a chat room full of attorneys - and what legal advice to I get - a bunch of smart aleck comments. What can these county animal control people do to me?

Not sure, but the Humane Society says that you should not entice the deer.

Deer are involved in a substantial number of accidents with vehicles every year; some recent estimates range as high as a million deer deaths nationwide. Certainly, expanding human populations, congested roadways, driving habits and the abuse of alcohol by some are contributing factors to the mortality rate.

Many tools can be employed to address this issue, including public education. Public announcements and radio spots during fall months can be used to alert drivers to increased deer activity, common with the seasonal onset of rut. Deer warning signs at least alert the attentive driver to look for these animals on stretches of road where they might not be expected.

Where particularly troublesome stretches of road occur (usually roadways that permit travel at high speeds through parks or wooded areas), high deer mortality and, presumably, high risk to drivers can occur. Often, little effort is made by authorities to identify and monitor such "hot spots," but they usually acquire local reputations.

Both highway and wildlife administrations can work with such stretches of road to try to reduce accidents. Potential approaches include lowering speed limits, removing vegetation from road edges so that both driver and deer have better visibility, erecting woven wire fences to prevent or reroute deer crossings or using an "optical" fence as described below.

Sorry Flinty, I skated your client.

Atticus Grinch · 08-03-2005, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
What can these county animal control people do to me?

The county fish and game warden shall enforce the state laws relating to the protection of fish and game. The warden has the powers and authority conferred by law upon peace officers listed in Section 830.6 of the Penal Code.

Cal. Health & Safety Code § 878. The referenced Penal Code section provides generally that peace officers have the power and authority to beat your ass, or to use their special po-lice "walkie talkies" to call upon such of their colleagues taller than 5'2" who are capable of beating your ass. BTW, make sure none of your bigger neighbors are around when the officer comes callin', because they can be deputized to join in the ass-beating. See Cal. Pen. Code § 830.6(c). Good luck, and don't fight back. Resisting arrest is not smiled upon in Santa Clara, even if you're hill-folk.

08-03-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

The county fish and game warden shall enforce the state laws relating to the protection of fish and game. The warden has the powers and authority conferred by law upon peace officers listed in Section 830.6 of the Penal Code.

Cal. Health & Safety Code § 878. The referenced Penal Code section provides generally that peace officers have the power and authority to beat your ass, or to use their special po-lice "walkie talkies" to call upon such of their colleagues taller than 5'2" who are capable of beating your ass. BTW, make sure none of your bigger neighbors are around when the officer comes callin', because they can be deputized to join in the ass-beating. See Cal. Pen. Code § 830.6(c). Good luck, and don't fight back. Resisting arrest is not smiled upon in Santa Clara, even if you're hill-folk.

Attocis.could you please run down the requirements for the listing of additional securities with Nasdaq?