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10-27-2005, 05:39 PM
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#1141
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Ha.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You should have mentioned fucking her sister, but maybe using a colorful equestrian metaphor.
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I fucked your father. Talk about putting the cart before the horse.
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10-27-2005, 05:40 PM
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#1142
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She ties you to the coffee table and spanks you? Or do I not know the meaning of that good for the goose/good for the gander phrase? Or is this whifferific?
Multiple choice.
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Hey, if play this game with his wife....
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10-27-2005, 05:41 PM
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#1143
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought it was sauce, not good.
Maybe it's good sauce.
Mmmmasala, for instance.
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I thought masala was a blend of spices, not a sauce. Although, I would imagine that you could make a good sauce with a masala.
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10-27-2005, 05:43 PM
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#1144
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
That is so not correct.
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They are CALLED the same thing. But they are distinguishable, I agree.
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10-27-2005, 05:43 PM
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#1145
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Ha.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I fucked your father. Talk about putting the cart before the horse.
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I fucked a relative of yours -- someone you care about enough that a mental image of me fucking him or her will be very disturbing to you. There were some similarities in the fucking experience to riding a horse.
Hard.
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10-27-2005, 05:43 PM
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#1146
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Originally posted by spookyfish
You might want to make clear to him that you're talking about Bar Associations. I think that may be part of his problem. . .
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Good point. In fact, now that I think of it, maybe I'll wait until he sobers up to have the entire conversation, so that he remembers it.
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10-27-2005, 05:45 PM
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#1147
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
That is so not correct.
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do you agree that Fringey looks most like kirstie alley circa Cheers?
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10-27-2005, 05:45 PM
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#1148
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Ha.
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I fucked a relative of yours -- someone you care about enough that a mental image of me fucking him or her will be very disturbing to you. There were some similarities in the fucking experience to riding a horse.
Hard.
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Whiff. I didn't really fuck your father. You are dense.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-27-2005, 05:45 PM
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#1149
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://www.bartleby.com/59/3/whatsgoodfor.html
I don't get if it means that the sauce served on the goose would also be good on a gander or if there is some weird historical thing about geese enjoying sauce. If so, we sure turned that joy around on them, what with the cooking them and eating them in sauce.
"We" means humans generally in this context, as I don't think I've ever eated goose. Or gander.
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I have had goose for the last several Christmas dinners, thanks to sibling's in-laws. It is Not Bad. Possibly it's just that it comes with stuffing and gravy, and I love stuffing and gravy so much that I would probably eat cardboard with them.
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10-27-2005, 05:47 PM
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#1150
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Ha.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Whiff. I didn't really fuck your father. You are dense.
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Reverse flying whiff. I already knew that, bad breath dude. My father's a virgin.
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10-27-2005, 05:48 PM
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#1151
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have had goose for the last several Christmas dinners, thanks to sibling's in-laws. It is Not Bad. Possibly it's just that it comes with stuffing and gravy, and I love stuffing and gravy so much that I would probably eat cardboard with them.
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Conf. to Mr. Man- or Kirsty circa Fat Actress?
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10-27-2005, 05:49 PM
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#1152
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Conf. to Mr. Man- or Kirsty circa Fat Actress?
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What happened to Sally and Rosie?
And I also have roast beef with yorkshire pudding at Xmas. And a red cabbage dish that involves bacon grease.
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10-27-2005, 05:49 PM
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#1153
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Ha.
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I fucked a relative of yours -- someone you care about enough that a mental image of me fucking him or her will be very disturbing to you. There were some similarities in the fucking experience to riding a horse.
Hard.
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10-27-2005, 05:49 PM
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#1154
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Ha.
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Reverse flying whiff. I already knew that, bad breath dude. My father's a virgin.
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I bet fucking you is like, you just finished a real long tedious jury trial, and the Jury has been out for two days and you're just waiting for the verdict- sitting and waiting- and you hope it ends favorably for you, but mostly you just want to be done with it.
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10-27-2005, 05:50 PM
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#1155
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What happened to Sally and Rosie?
And I also have roast beef with yorkshire pudding at Xmas. And a red cabbage dish that involves bacon grease.
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Rosie? Sally got NO votes. I'm trying to focus these peopel.
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