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10-10-2003, 03:56 PM
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#1156
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Life's too $hort
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I am also downgrading RT and TM to my WLMWLMIL.
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Take off the cowboy hat and tell your brother to pull his pants up.
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10-10-2003, 03:56 PM
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#1157
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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intriguing
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: When can we set up an appointment for you to suck my dick? Can be in a bar bathroom or your place. Whichever you like.
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Appropriately, this was your personal K.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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10-10-2003, 04:04 PM
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#1158
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by evenodds
Let me break this down for y'all:
The re line is "Stupid Fucking People."
Some of us have been taking things others of us have said a little too personally.
Fight on!
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Would you fuck a stupid person?
I am betting that more men would fuck a stupid woman, then women would fuck a stupid man, cause I am sexist that way.
I would not fuck a stupid person. I would find her too irritating to fuck. |
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10-10-2003, 04:07 PM
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#1159
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Would you fuck a stupid person?
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Depends. On what her tits are like.
P.S. That was a stupid question. But that does not make you a stupid person. But if you were, I would still fuck you. And your stupid girlfriend.
Edited to add: If it wasn't for stupid people, I am sure I would still be a virgin.
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Last edited by Shape Shifter; 10-10-2003 at 04:18 PM..
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10-10-2003, 04:08 PM
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#1160
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Stupid Fucking People
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Let me break this down for y'all:
The re line is "Stupid Fucking People."
Some of us have been taking things others of us have said a little too personally.
Fight on!
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Look, bitch.
Get
off
my
damn
back,
OK?
All-righty then. |
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10-10-2003, 04:08 PM
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#1161
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Depends. On what her tits are like.
P.S. That was a stupid question. But that does not make you a stupid person. But if you were, I would still fuck you. And your stupid girlfriend.
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Hey don't be calling my girlfriend stupid...
Oh wait, I don't have a girlfriend. Carry on. |
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10-10-2003, 04:10 PM
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#1162
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Would you fuck a stupid person?
I am betting that more men would fuck a stupid woman, then women would fuck a stupid man, cause I am sexist that way.
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And heterosexist. Would more men fuck stupid men than women would fuck stupid women? I would think yes, but I have never been a man pondering whether or not to fuck a stupid man. |
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10-10-2003, 04:10 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And heterosexist. Would more men fuck stupid men than women would fuck stupid women? I would think yes, but I have never been a man pondering whether or not to fuck a stupid man.
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I'm very heterosexist. Everyone knows this. Sheesh, don't be stupid. Then I wouldn't be able to fuck you. |
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10-10-2003, 04:12 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And heterosexist. Would more men fuck stupid men than women would fuck stupid women? I would think yes, but I have never been a man pondering whether or not to fuck a stupid man.
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It depends. On whether one is still in the hospital after being nibbled upon by an inbred tiger.
Free Montecore!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-10-2003, 04:14 PM
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#1165
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Would you fuck a stupid person?
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Yes, and I have.
Unbelievably hot, outstanding in bed, not the brightest porch light on the block.
Why did you have to break my heart like that, Sebastian?
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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10-10-2003, 04:15 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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A Song
With apologies to Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, Tommy, and Marky, I offer my take on "I Wanna Be Sedated."
Twenty, twenty, twenty more hours to bill
I’d rather be fellated
Read the fashion board to get my thrill
I’d rather be fellated
Just get me to the sex posts
Who has a crush on me?
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I TCB
I get no props in paradies
But at least Paigow loves me
Oh no oh no oh ho
Twenty, twenty , twenty more pages of flame,
I’d rather be fellated
Sebby and ltl are both so fucking lame
I’d rather be fellated
Where are the posts ‘bout Cosmo
I mean Great North White Chick
Stories about anal making Thrasher kinda sick
I’d like to sleep with Leagl
But I hear she don’t do dick
Oh no oh no oh ho
Twenty, twenty, twenty more pages to scroll
I’d rather be fellated
Can’t somebody ever post an interesting poll?
I’d rather be fellated
I suppose Proctor might do me
Anttwat, but I’ll pass
I know that Fugee likes me but she thinks I’m kinda crass
Which Fashionistas swallow
And which like it in the ass?
Oh no oh no oh ho
Skek skek skek skek, skek skek skek skek
I’d rather be fellated.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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10-10-2003, 04:17 PM
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#1167
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Depends. On what her tits are like.
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Cleavage Quality Question:
you know the Seinfeld truism about you can't not look-
last weekend at a wedding, a partner's wife, young, but chubby, scuzzy faced and bad personality, wore a low cut dress. It was repulsive, truly.
In retrospect- cleavage isn't usually repulsive- even if of:
a chubby women - example Janice Soprano, (or most opera singers) may not be attractive but her cleavage isn't repulsive,
certainly, the ugly can have attractive bodies, and
bitchy women can still be attractive.
does it take all 3 in one person to be repulsive cleavage, or is it case by case?
and accord with Shape Shifter, low IQ certainly doesn't hurt cleavage attractiveness. |
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10-10-2003, 04:20 PM
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#1168
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Would you fuck a stupid person?
I am betting that more men would fuck a stupid woman, then women would fuck a stupid man, cause I am sexist that way.
I would not fuck a stupid person. I would find her too irritating to fuck.
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If he is a mute and attractive and good at it. Oh yeah, and illiterate -- I don't want the dumbass writing stupid things in notes to me. Just sit there and look purty for me.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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10-10-2003, 04:22 PM
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#1169
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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A Song
I had promised myself not to get into this voting crap, but this Ollie masterpiece changed my mind. I vote for Ollie.
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
With apologies to Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, Tommy, and Marky, I offer my take on "I Wanna Be Sedated."
Twenty, twenty, twenty more hours to bill
I’d rather be fellated
Read the fashion board to get my thrill
I’d rather be fellated
Just get me to the sex posts
Who has a crush on me?
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I TCB
I get no props in paradies
But at least Paigow loves me
Oh no oh no oh ho
Twenty, twenty , twenty more pages of flame,
I’d rather be fellated
Sebby and ltl are both so fucking lame
I’d rather be fellated
Where are the posts ‘bout Cosmo
I mean Great North White Chick
Stories about anal making Thrasher kinda sick
I’d like to sleep with Leagl
But I hear she don’t do dick
Oh no oh no oh ho
Twenty, twenty, twenty more pages to scroll
I’d rather be fellated
Can’t somebody ever post an interesting poll?
I’d rather be fellated
I suppose Proctor might do me
Anttwat, but I’ll pass
I know that Fugee likes me but she thinks I’m kinda crass
Which Fashionistas swallow
And which like it in the ass?
Oh no oh no oh ho
Skek skek skek skek, skek skek skek skek
I’d rather be fellated.
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10-10-2003, 04:23 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Would you fuck a stupid person?
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I need pretermitted child here to tell me whether stupid modifies fucking or person. Different answers depending.
But I think you women (except E/O) are all wrong on this. I think as many women will fuck a stupid man as men will fuck a stupid woman. As a matter of fact, I'll bet if you all pull out your laminated list there is at least one stupid man on it.
And where's PLF? Are we going to toast his retirement today?
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