Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You should have included that part!!!!!!!!!!! For shame.

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You forgot to tell us, was the man on Viagra? What races were the people? Did they have issues about their sexuality? Their race? Their gender? Their religion? How were they dressed? Were they about to have a 3some? Were they happy Saddam was captured? Was one happier than the other?

We need to know these things Gatti. Until we do we cannot possibly determine whether these people belonged together, regardless of the cell phone issue.

Oh, and what kind of car did the guy drive? How about his shoes? His watch? Did the woman have a purse? Did it match her shoes?

I MUST KNOW!


Sorry. Had a moment.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze
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You forgot to tell us, was the man on Viagra? What races were the people? Did they have issues about their sexuality? Their race? Their gender? Their religion? How were they dressed? Were they about to have a 3some? Were they happy Saddam was captured? Was one happier than the other?

We need to know these things Gatti. Until we do we cannot possibly determine whether these people belonged together, regardless of the cell phone issue.

Oh, and what kind of car did the guy drive? How about his shoes? His watch? Did the woman have a purse? Did it match her shoes?

I MUST KNOW!


Sorry. Had a moment.

Damn. And I thought I needed a vacation.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
You forgot to tell us, was the man on Viagra?

Oh, you are so right. Thank you. If the man was taking advantage of the woman being distracted on the phone raving to a friend about what a stud the guy was the night before to call his doctor to get a refill on his Viagra, then I think that's totally OK.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch


Intense alcohol, food, and romance inspired sex afterwards, priceless.

PLF's current board value, two cents, Slave's Not So Inside Inside Joke of the Day that isnt Really Funny, a buck, a tired cliche with a sell past date of 1996? Priceless.

Shampoo, rinse, repeat and thanks for playing!

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No.

So long as you pull out the platinum plastic tomorrow night after hours.

And here it is. The Slave Not So Inside Inside Joke of the Day That Isn't Really FUnny. Sidd, since you will clearly be seeing him tomorrow in, let me guess, San Francisco?, you oew him a Lestertini. Now we know Lester lives in San Francisco, so I am thinking this could get interesting. The question is, who will be the buffer? Sidd, Atticus, NotFromHere? Do we have to wait for the next SNSIIJofDtiRF to find out?

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Concur. Are you free for dinner tomorrow night? I know where I can get a cheap plane ticket.

Penske

ps to Paigow: That was my entry for today's
"The Not So Inside Inside Joke of the Day That Isn't Really Funny"

What do I win?!?!?!

Dude, it is the Slave Not So Inside Inside Joke of the Day that isnt Really Funny. Sidd isnt eligible to win this, and even if he were, this is merely a consdescending statement aimed to the tutelage of a would be upwardly mobile prole. It is clearly not a joke. Sidd was obviously a little testy (not in a curry kinda way) that someone was trying to slip in his award entry on Sidd's in the know fine dining experience, but who wouldnt be.

But thanks for playing.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Nonsense. You get paid to boss around my friends - and apparently you're good at it.

Whereas a sommelier gets paid a lot to match wines I've never heard of with my food.

It's called expertise.

ANother submission for the SNSIIJotDtiRF, and this one masterfully uses its Not So Funny humor to passive-aggressively rebuke the condescending tutelage of the classier Finch. Dude, you can take the Prole out of the 718 but ...

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Wouldn't work. If I had one I would not be able to turn it off or not check the messages. I am so weak that way.

Don't give out the number. Insist you don't have a cell phone. Tell people the best way to reach you is VM at work. Then get caller id blocking for outgoing calls from your cell phone so no one learns the number.

or just continue to steer clear of those bloodsucking cellcos.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Watches are for people with too much money to spend. Like Cornhole.

Personally, my "watch" is my cellphone.

THats three in one day. Thank god Penske was here to cover. Dude, Cornhole died in like 1999, its time to hop off his big swinging dick.

Originally posted by LessinSF
and Paigow invented it with her sock not_ivy, which was so 1998, and did it so well we made her a flounder, but paigs could never cash those checks writtent o not_ivy.

Did the need to invoke a long gone poster to show your Been Here the Longestness really outweigh your goal of not posting unfunniness? Or was this post fueled by Slave' s little homage to his mentor, hero, god and same sex sexy king, cornhole? I prefer your who banged the most interent chick competition, though they are so 2001. Glory days . . . .

But do tell, who drank the most Lestertinis this weekend is Frisco, and did the winner get to be the top? I hope it was you since we all know Slave's ass is deforested.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Something to contrast the sofa? I'm thinking Loden.

Four.

Though I do question whether mentioning that he might buy curtains in Loden can really even be a joke. I mean, the curtains/sofa thing could be funny if you were really baked or something, but Loden? Then again, it is such a J Crew type color and Slave fancies himself as so not a JCrew kinda guy that I think maybe I did find where the joke is. You know, Slave, Loden?!?!?!?!?! Get_Out!!!! So this is a contender. Pesnke? paig's sock? which of these posts wins the award?

Originally posted by LessinSF
Ooh. My new FB crush. I dod the same thing, but its because te appetizers are better. I think chefs put more effort into them. Plus, I like lots of different flavors instead of a lot of the same thing.

And desserts suck ass.

Except for chocolate mousse.

And I award you the PLF Award for Poster who used to be bitingly funny (on occasion) who now has become a sycophant who begs Slave of all people to invite him to the thing with Sidd in the form a Not Funny Joke and then follows itup with this post about the merits of apps. I actually thought this post would have been something along the lines of a lester infused version of "thanks Sebby, but we learned you didnt like desserts last week in the why is fringey's ass so fat, oh yeah, she likes chocolote a lot, convo). but no, you contributed. SOmebody get this man laid immediately. Lestertinis are on Slave- none of this 2.5 percent bullshit.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'd be happy to lend you mine. Hell, you can have them.

I somehow missed this on Friday. Thank you so much. The Erotic Cabaret did not have any jingly thingies (though I was able to pick up some other potentially useful items), so I have been unable to conduct any experiments. Please send me your used sweaty sex socks. I will PM you with shipping info. Thanks in advance!

[ABBAKiss]

Has this been discussed? I've been kayaking WAY too much lately and am out of touch with what is going on in the world. This seems to be the most important news as of late and I only heard passing reference. Can someone fill me in?

Also, who is that old mangy dude they found in that hole somewhere in the desert?

[evenodds]

The NYT viagra article was so sad. Are men truly that concernced about the Samantha thing that they think sexual acrobatics are required in a new dating situation?

A night of amazing passion is wonderful, but I would be rather put out to learn it was the result of a pill.

My best, longest relationships occured when we waited to have sex. I certainly appreciate a good three-month sex odyssey, but for sustained relationships, waiting seemed to be key.