Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Holy shit, do you guys never think about anything but sex?!

You're on the wrong board.

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
(Now and then I assume I'm allowed a little tongue-in-cheek complement of our dear Leagl; I'm rather fond of her somewhat imperious self even if we're never going to sleep together. Note: I also do not plan to sleep with SS or PLF but find them amusing...)

Amazing. More ass kissing. I've come to the conclusion that it is a reflex. I wonder what your coworkers say about you behind your back.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This just in! Some women still seek rich husbands!

Apparently, I have navigated my life all wrong. From the venerable New York Post:



I guess there's still time to come up with a bullshit idea for a book that I can pitch as a study of a so-called social revolution.

This article goes a long way toward explaining wife beating.

7 kids? Great way to fuck your kids out of any inheritance and turn your body to shit in the process. The only response to someone saying they want seven kids - no matter how much cash you have - is "Its been nice meeting you. Best of luck."

The article didn't go on to mention how obviously desperate her future husband is. I'm imagining a cat who looks like a cross between Dvid Spade and Goerge Costanza.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Edited to say imperious huh? That's a new one.

Normally people just come out and say arrogant.

No, no, no. Very different things. Lot's of people here are arrogant. Arrogant is easy.

Imperious requires authority and self-confidence; it is cool, calm, and certain, rather than aggressive and obnoxious. Understated instead of overstated. Don't be arrogant. Be imperious.

--Troubletown

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're on the wrong board.

Amazing. More ass kissing. I've come to the conclusion that it is a reflex. I wonder what your coworkers say about you behind your back.

TM

I love you, too.

Wanna come over and play with my new camcorder?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I love you, too.

Wanna come over and play with my new camcorder?

And you killed it.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This article goes a long way toward explaining wife beating.

7 kids? Great way to fuck your kids out of any inheritance and turn your body to shit in the process. The only response to someone saying they want seven kids - no matter how much cash you have - is "Its been nice meeting you. Best of luck."

The article didn't go on to mention how obviously desperate her future husband is. I'm imagining a cat who looks like a cross between Dvid Spade and Goerge Costanza.

Don't be a pig, pig. If some loser wants his wife to pop out endless kids to prove his balding beer-bellied can't-get-any-without-paying-for-it Viagra-induced virility, and if the wife's going for a cash cow over likeability and attractiveness, they deserve each other.

That said, the best solution to 7 kids is a preemptive vasectomy.

[Not Bob]

From The Gawker

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Don't be a pig, pig. If some loser wants his wife to pop out endless kids to prove his balding beer-bellied can't-get-any-without-paying-for-it Viagra-induced virility, and if the wife's going for a cash cow over likeability and attractiveness, they deserve each other.

That said, the best solution to 7 kids is a preemptive vasectomy.

I read this article with a mix of envy and disgust. Wow, I can't even imagine feeling this way.

My big question is, why bother going to school for a JD, MD or PhD if your goal in life is to be a stay at home mom? Why incur the debt?

I understand wanting to know that you can hold a "powerful" job but hell, you can be a pharmaceutical sales rep or a PR flak or an adevertising person without graduate school.

If I knew that all it would take to get me a house in the 'burbs, a couple of kids and vacations in France, along with a weekly Thursday night "date night" was to look well put together and have a bunch of kids, I might have foregone law school and business school and saved myslef about $100K.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Don't be a pig, pig. If some loser wants his wife to pop out endless kids to prove his balding beer-bellied can't-get-any-without-paying-for-it Viagra-induced virility, and if the wife's going for a cash cow over likeability and attractiveness, they deserve each other.

So, guys that like having kids are pretty much just impotent losers?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I read this article with a mix of envy and disgust. Wow, I can't even imagine feeling this way.

My big question is, why bother going to school for a JD, MD or PhD if your goal in life is to be a stay at home mom? Why incur the debt?

I understand wanting to know that you can hold a "powerful" job but hell, you can be a pharmaceutical sales rep or a PR flak or an adevertising person without graduate school.

If I knew that all it would take to get me a house in the 'burbs, a couple of kids and vacations in France, along with a weekly Thursday night "date night" was to look well put together and have a bunch of kids, I might have foregone law school and business school and saved myslef about $100K.

I read the article and thought - hmm, interesting concocted person made up by the reporter in this one. but maybe I'm overly cynical now.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bilmore
So, guys that like having kids are pretty much just impotent losers?

No one said they're impotent.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Don't be a pig, pig. If some loser wants his wife to pop out endless kids to prove his balding beer-bellied can't-get-any-without-paying-for-it Viagra-induced virility, and if the wife's going for a cash cow over likeability and attractiveness, they deserve each other.

That said, the best solution to 7 kids is a preemptive vasectomy.

Yeh, I agree, the foul ought to reproduce together. From a Darwiniian perspective, it ensures the bad genes stay in one place and the offspring don't live too long, or are unable to reproduce, like Mules... or is it Donkeys?

But why am I a pig? Didn't you and I just agree?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But why am I a pig? Didn't you and I just agree?

I'm going to go out on a limb, and suggest that it had something to do with this:

"This article goes a long way toward explaining wife beating."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

If I knew that all it would take to get me a house in the 'burbs, a couple of kids and vacations in France, along with a weekly Thursday night "date night" was to look well put together and have a bunch of kids, I might have foregone law school and business school and saved myslef about $100K.

I could have been a kept man many years ago, but the chick wasn't attractive enough to me and drove me nuts. I can't think of anything worse than a life with someone you don't love or want to fuck. I'm a money whore, but even I could not take that plung. The way I see it, I'll probably never like what I do, no matter what it is, but I'll always have someone, so I'm not doing half bad... and batting .500 ain't too bad, particularly when a whole lotta folks are putting up pitchers' batting averages in their lives.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm going to go out on a limb, and suggest that it had something to do with this:

"This article goes a long way toward explaining wife beating."

I've always led with my chin.