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03-11-2004, 08:34 PM
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#1156
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Porn on the Highway
Originally posted by Dave
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Good thing the State Police are on the lookout for in-car porn, since they must not have anything better to do.
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That's nothing, once in gridlock on the freeway, I passed a woman that was masturbating with one foot on the dash.
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03-11-2004, 08:38 PM
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#1157
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Fat tax
Originally posted by spookyfish
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Fuck... that's the solution to the [the obesity problem] - a fat tax. Add a few cents to the cost of all gratuitously fat-laden snack foods.
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Originally posted by spookyfish
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what country are you from?
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One in a universe where alcohol contains fat.
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03-11-2004, 08:55 PM
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#1158
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Fat people in Small Seats
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
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Yeah, but fat people bitch when airlines make them buy two tickets when their lard-ass bodies spill over into a second seat.
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Damn fucking straight, I hate that shit. I've had the distinct mispleasure of sitting bitch on an airplane between two fat motherfuckers. One had the gall to try raising the armrest between the seats. I shut that down, right quick. Fuck no, I wasn't about to let him spread his shit onto my seat.
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03-11-2004, 08:58 PM
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#1159
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Glandular obesity
Originally posted by robustpuppy
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You could use fat people!!!! (But not the ones with glandular conditions or genetic predispositions.)
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Every time I've read about thyroid problems &c, the experts have said that accounts for barely anyone. In the panty-waisted U S of A, no one wants to own up to shit being their own fault.
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03-11-2004, 09:46 PM
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#1160
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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My New Addiction
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Boogers!
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03-11-2004, 09:51 PM
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#1161
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Misc fat/food fight catchup
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this isn't "in the wild," but as close as we can get- The very first known art is Fertility goddesses- big fat statues; worshipped not disdained.
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Um, wait, in a world of scarcity (i.e., any world before now-ish), being fat would be a sign of power/wealth. And ability to provide sustenance to children. And stuff. |
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03-11-2004, 10:06 PM
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#1162
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Misc fat/food fight catchup
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, wait, in a world of scarcity (i.e., any world before now-ish), being fat would be a sign of power/wealth. And ability to provide sustenance to children. And stuff.
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Exactly. Sebastian said they'd be disdained. Follow along. |
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03-11-2004, 10:08 PM
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#1163
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you really asking me this?
I talk incessantly on the cell phone in the car and consequently drive pretty goddamn recklessly. Why is that behavior, which is more culpable than a drunk (who is mentally comprimised) driving, not equally villified?
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Probably late to the "party" on this one -- but I think there are studies that show that people who talk on cellphones while driving drive worse than drunk drivers. I'm not sure that makes them more or less culpable, but perhaps it is the reason many state legislatures have made talking on cellphones (without a headset) while driving against the law.
So, it is vilified, I don't know whether equally or not, but it is. |
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03-11-2004, 10:16 PM
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#1164
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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My New Addiction
I've been playing for weeks. I can't get past about level 4-3. And it takes about half an hour to get to that level. Fuckers. I haven't downloaded the full version for fear that I may retreat into my laptop and never be seen again
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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03-11-2004, 10:37 PM
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#1165
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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The lady sings
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Exactly. Sebastian said they'd be disdained. Follow along.
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For the love of pete, please. let. it. die.
The thread I mean. Before it kills the board.
Seriously. I admit that no good came from my efforts today. Can we declare it over? I have a headache.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 03-11-2004 at 10:42 PM..
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03-11-2004, 10:45 PM
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#1166
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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My New Addiction
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've been playing for weeks. I can't get past about level 4-3. And it takes about half an hour to get to that level. Fuckers. I haven't downloaded the full version for fear that I may retreat into my laptop and never be seen again
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I'm completely addicted to this. I have gotten to level 8-7 and cannot get past it. It is driving me a little nutty. |
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03-11-2004, 10:51 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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The lady sings
Originally posted by robustpuppy
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I admit that no good came from my efforts today. Can we declare it over? I have a headache.
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Atta girl, using a headache as an excuse to stop is far preferrable to using one as an excuse not to start.
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03-11-2004, 10:55 PM
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#1168
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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The lady sings
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Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Atta girl, using a headache as an excuse to stop is far preferrable to using one as an excuse not to start.
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It's a rare man who can induce a headache midway through. kudos. |
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03-11-2004, 11:11 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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The lady sings
Originally posted by ltl/fb
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It's a rare man who can induce a headache midway through. kudos.
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more accurately, it's a rare man who is willing to tolerate a woman that suffers from coital cephalgia.
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03-11-2004, 11:32 PM
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#1170
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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The lady sings
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Originally posted by Skeks in the city
more accurately, it's a rare man who is willing to tolerate a woman that suffers from coital cephalgia.
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As if any woman would tolerate you.
But it is sweet of you to call me a girl tonight. I'm feeling better already. |
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