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nononono · 08-17-2005, 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
"tackling" or "tagging"?

Well, since it is mostly sublimated, and mostly just homoerotic, I submit it is actually just tackling. You know, the kind of tackling that feels really good.

Tagging is only for special friends.

Penske_Account · 08-17-2005, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by nononono
Well, since it is mostly sublimated, and mostly just homoerotic, I submit it is actually just tackling. You know, the kind of tackling that feels really good.

Tagging is only for special friends.

Makes sense. I defer to you.

Tyrone Slothrop · 08-17-2005, 02:09 AM

Sunday morning, I-80 near Fairfield, a navy blue Mustang with CA license plates reading: LAW HOTY.

Tyrone Slothrop · 08-17-2005, 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Usually, if two movies a year come out that I want to catch, its unusual. But right now, there are three must-sees. Sadly I don't have that kind of time right now. So what do I see?

1) The Aristocrats? (I am a huge stand up aficionada)
2) Grizzly Man ( I read the Vanity Fair story and have to hear that tape of the mauling, plus the reviews say the coroner is a master story teller)

or
3) March of the Penguins- I am a huge penguin aficionado (which developed from reading another Vanity Fair story some years aback)

My guess is that movie nunmber one would be maximized by the visit of my 420 friendly friend this weekend which is a good opportunity.

I realize that I am about a fortnight behind on this one, but on the off chance that PP hasn't see the bear flick yet, the SF Chronicle review said that the director (Werner Herzog) would not listen to that tape:

Horrifying details of Treadwell and Huguenard's deaths -- they were mauled and partially eaten -- are recounted by the pilot who found the bodies and by the coroner who examined them. Remarkably, an audio recording exists of their last moments (Treadwell's camera was running during the attack), which Herzog declines to include in the film. However, we see the director begin to listen to the tape and quickly ask that it be turned off. As he hands the recording back to its owner -- a woman who loved Treadwell -- he quietly advises her not only to never listen to the tape, but to destroy it.

Tyrone Slothrop · 08-17-2005, 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Oh, sorry to interrupt your little board here, but I need a quick recommendation on a movie to rent w/in the hour that is so funny, you can barely catch your breath. The only one I recall laughing really hard over was A Fish Called Wanda, but then again I was really stoned. Help!

Apropos of this and my post several days ago, I rented "The Anchorman" the other day.

It. Blows. Chunks.

That is all.

Hank Chinaski · 08-17-2005, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Apropos of this and my post several days ago, I rented "The Anchorman" the other day.

It. Blows. Chunks.

That is all.

Who starred in that?

Legal question:

here's today's sick fuck-

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/...17/detail.html

Beechview Man Admits To Drugged-Up Sex Pics

PITTSBURGH -- A man pleaded guilty to charges he drugged and sexually assaulted seven women and photographed and videotaped the attacks.

Donald Preik, 48, of Pittsburgh's Beechview section, admitted on Monday that he sexually assaulted his former live-in girlfriend, her mother, four of their relatives and an unrelated woman.

Prosecutors said Preik stole sleeping pills and other drugs from the pharmacy he once managed and slipped the drugs into his victims' drinks.

The women didn't know they were assaulted until one of them found a photo album containing pictures of the assaults, prosecutors said. One of the assaults was videotaped, they said.

but here's the legal question-

Preik pleaded guilty to involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, indecent assault, drug possession and invasion of privacy. He faces a mandatory minimum of five years in prison because one of the victims was older than 60.

There's a law about mandatory time for assulting people over 60? That is, over 60 is considered worse than under 60 (and over 16 of course). I never heard of that, but in a way its kind of insulting to older women, isn't it?

Is it a brittle bone thing, or a sicko thing?

spookyfish · 08-17-2005, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Sunday morning, I-80 near Fairfield, a navy blue Mustang with CA license plates reading: LAW HOTY.

Scary that I even paid attention to this, but I don't think NFH would be caught dead in a Ford!

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-17-2005, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Apropos of this and my post several days ago, I rented "The Anchorman" the other day.

It. Blows. Chunks.

That is all.

I hated it the first time, but came to appreciate it after about 4 viewings. Will says some funny shit, and Brick...well "Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?"

It's stupid, but it's supposed to be stupid.

dtb · 08-17-2005, 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know... its probably a blessing the stuff doesn't harden. Were it to harden, it would peel off much like a Brazilian waxing. You'd find yourself shaved, with a handful of caramel pubic hair brittle.

The shower-drainage-hair vest has some serious competition.

robustpuppy · 08-17-2005, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Shit. Again, I thought this* was rp writing because of the goddamn baby.

* eta the post to which NB was responding.

Excuse me? I may be a grammar timmy, but I am not a reliver of grammar timmy glory of yore. It's like you don't even know me anymore.

Hank Chinaski · 08-17-2005, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hated it the first time, but came to appreciate it after about 4 viewings.

I know people have told you this before, but you really should be taking better advantage of your last months as a bachelor.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-17-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I know people have told you this before, but you really should be taking better advantage of your last months as a bachelor.

I know. I should have watched it 6 times.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-17-2005, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hated it the first time, but came to appreciate it after about 4 viewings. Will says some funny shit, and Brick...well "Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?"

It's stupid, but it's supposed to be stupid.

It amused me.

"you pooped in the fridge and ate an entire wheel of cheese?" I'm not even angry. That's just amazing!"

"which of course in german means a whale's vagina"

It's possibly the stupidest movie ever made.

SEC_Chick · 08-17-2005, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It amused me.

Me too.

Damn. Now I am almost positive I'll be humming "Afternoon Delight" for the rest of the day.

pony_trekker · 08-17-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Me too.

Damn. Now I am almost positive I'll be humming "Afternoon Delight" for the rest of the day.

Am I the only person who thinks Will Ferrel is an unfunny dumb shit?