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09-09-2004, 02:02 PM
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#1171
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
I think I'm going to have to bribe my dogs tonight.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5950304/
Puppy puts paw on gun's trigger The Associated Press
Updated: 11:31 a.m. ET Sept. 9, 2004PENSACOLA, Fla. - A man who tried to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on the revolver’s trigger.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-09-2004, 02:06 PM
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#1172
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Smells Like Victory!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sock Drawer
Posts: 192
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think I'm going to have to bribe my dogs tonight.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5950304/
Puppy puts paw on gun's trigger The Associated Press
Updated: 11:31 a.m. ET Sept. 9, 2004PENSACOLA, Fla. - A man who tried to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on the revolver’s trigger.
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Proving, once again, that guns don't kill people, puppies kill people.
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09-09-2004, 02:14 PM
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#1173
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Proving, once again, that guns don't kill people, puppies kill people.
-- Charlatan Heston
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Puppies are evil. |
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09-09-2004, 02:16 PM
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#1174
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Puppies are evil.
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Take it to the PB. |
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09-09-2004, 02:21 PM
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#1175
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
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Originally posted by bilmore
Take it to the PB.
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Do they sell PB Max candy bars anymore? Those were good. |
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09-09-2004, 02:29 PM
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#1176
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Puppies are evil.
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Not if you exorcise them.
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09-09-2004, 02:36 PM
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#1177
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not if you exorcise them.
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And all these years I thought you were supposed to exercise them. Sheesh, the hours I have wasted over the last 6 years taking the critter to the park, on long walks, throwing various objects for her to fetch and gnaw on when all I had to do was find a priest. Hmm, but would I have to find a priest every day? On second thought, I prefer exercise.
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09-09-2004, 02:39 PM
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#1178
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A man who tried to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on the revolver’s trigger.
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Go puppies!!! First good news in a while. Except the party cave - that was ok too.
ETA - I am also cheered by the thought that in a few months, my avatar will be seasonally appropriate again. Hooray! |
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09-09-2004, 02:40 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Very Serious Post
Is anyone on here (anyone, anyone) a bluegrass fan? If so, any recommendations beyond the standard mainstream Alison Krauss-type stuff? For some reason listening to this music is making me feel a little more positive lately, so I think I should pursue it.
I realize this makes me a hick, so don't bother pointing it out. I think my hick cred is already well-established with the hockey-loving and everything. (I'm also helpful with calving cows, in the event such skills are required.)
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09-09-2004, 02:43 PM
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#1180
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not if you exorcise them.
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They sure feel evil right now....I hear cabbage leaves work well but I'm hoping not to have to resort to that either.
-T(ouch)L |
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09-09-2004, 02:43 PM
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#1181
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
And all these years I thought you were supposed to exercise them. Sheesh, the hours I have wasted over the last 6 years taking the critter to the park, on long walks, throwing various objects for her to fetch and gnaw on when all I had to do was find a priest. Hmm, but would I have to find a priest every day? On second thought, I prefer exercise.
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Knowing my puppy, I'm pretty sure that she'd end up corrupting the priest and then we'd have to perform TWO exorsicms (three if you count the Displaced Dog, but he's so mellow I think he'd probably sleep through his own exorcism). I think that the chasing squeek toys probably is less expensive, if louder.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-09-2004, 02:46 PM
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#1182
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Guest
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Very Serious Post
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is anyone on here (anyone, anyone) a bluegrass fan? If so, any recommendations beyond the standard mainstream Alison Krauss-type stuff?
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Mr. Lex would be the one to ask, but he is out of town. I will try to remember to ask him if/when I talk to him today. |
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09-09-2004, 02:48 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Puppies are evil.
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Welcome back, Evil Puppy. You were missed.
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09-09-2004, 02:49 PM
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#1184
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
Quote:
Originally posted by TexLex
Go puppies!!! First good news in a while. Except the party cave - that was ok too.
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I retract my earlier statement. What I meant to say was that puppies have good survival instincts. |
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09-09-2004, 02:50 PM
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#1185
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Very Serious Post
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is anyone on here (anyone, anyone) a bluegrass fan? If so, any recommendations beyond the standard mainstream Alison Krauss-type stuff? For some reason listening to this music is making me feel a little more positive lately, so I think I should pursue it.
I realize this makes me a hick, so don't bother pointing it out. I think my hick cred is already well-established with the hockey-loving and everything. (I'm also helpful with calving cows, in the event such skills are required.)
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