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Shape Shifter · 01-24-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Oh, reeeeee laxxxxx. Seeing Stripes is one thing; quoting from it is another. Anyhow, this avatar of your's has never quite felt right. I've heard you are a good looking, enriqo suavey kind of guy. Maybe a New Avatar For TM Pageant is in order.

(Or maybe I should just go the back to the Politics Board.)

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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-24-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
TM's Avatar

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pony_trekker · 01-24-2005, 04:00 PM

Why I am losing interest in football:

* too many flags;
* too many stoppages for "reviews"
* shitty tackling;
* too few end zone celebrations;
* no one snaps the ball with more than .02 seconds on the clock. Meaning I have to listen to Mr. Buck's whamma lamma ding dong for far too long.

Shape Shifter · 01-24-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Why I am losing interest in football:

* too many flags;
* too many stoppages for "reviews"
* shitty tackling;
* too few end zone celebrations;
* no one snaps the ball with more than .02 seconds on the clock. Meaning I have to listen to Mr. Buck's whamma lamma ding dong for far too long.

There are also too many tv timeouts. There's never a change of possession without a reminder to call the doctor if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours. This trend started on MNF and has found its way to the other games. I realize they need to bleed every last bit of revenue out of the games, but it interrupts the flow of the game. As a result, I'm watching less pro football (they haven't quite perfected the technique on the college games).

As an aside, I have an HD-ready tv, but I choose not to get HDTV for a variety of reasons. Ever since they started offering games in HD, it seems like the picture quality of the regular (non-HD broadcast games) has gone to shit. Are they doing this on purpose to fork out for the HD?

01-24-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Got a good one for Ironwood while I was hunting.

01-24-2005, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by lookingformarket
What is this Tivoless you speak of? How can you watch television without the ability to forward through the drivel?

You mean there's non-drivel in there somewhere? And I know what I think when I hear people say "oh, I really don't watch that much television" but I really don't watch that much television. And what Mrs. Weed is usually watching when I pass by the TV makes me want to watch it even less. Did you know Donald Trump is doing that stupid-ass show of his again???

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-24-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There are also too many tv timeouts. There's never a change of possession without a reminder to call the doctor if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

I was watching I love the 90s and there was this "then and now" bit that struck me. Baby Spice said that in 1998, Viagra was only used by old guys, but now, everyone uses it. Is that true? I know a couple of guys that have used it recreationally just to see, but they don't use it on a regular basis. Is it's use really that widespread? I thought it was still just for guys that couldn't get it up.

taxwonk · 01-24-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Now I want to pronounce Prague like "prayg". Very sneaky of you.

Please don't. The world is plahged with enough mispronunciation as it is.

01-24-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

Got a good one for Ironwood while I was hunting.

Is that welcome back Kottah?

Alex_de_Large · 01-24-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
As an aside, I have an HD-ready tv, but I choose not to get HDTV for a variety of reasons. Ever since they started offering games in HD, it seems like the picture quality of the regular (non-HD broadcast games) has gone to shit. Are they doing this on purpose to fork out for the HD?

No idea if they are doing that on purpose, but I have to question your reasoning re not getting HD. HD is spectacular in every way. Get it now. Bitch.

Shape Shifter · 01-24-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was watching I love the 90s and there was this "then and now" bit that struck me. Baby Spice said that in 1998, Viagra was only used by old guys, but now, everyone uses it. Is that true? I know a couple of guys that have used it recreationally just to see, but they don't use it on a regular basis. Is it's use really that widespread? I thought it was still just for guys that couldn't get it up.

I've never used it, but I know others who have (recreationally, so they say). I hear it's fun. I'd try it.

taxwonk · 01-24-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
So long that my palms were sweating with the excitement.

I hear they always do that.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-24-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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To hell with the avatar stuff. I say he needs a theme song.

What about "Michael, Row Your Boat Ashore."

G(Watermelon, anyone?)^3

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-24-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've never used it, but I know others who have (recreationally, so they say). I hear it's fun. I'd try it.

Yes, I know people that use it for fun, but not everytime they have sex, which was kind of the impression that I got from Baby (who hasn't aged all that well).

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-24-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was watching I love the 90s and there was this "then and now" bit that struck me. Baby Spice said that in 1998, Viagra was only used by old guys, but now, everyone uses it. Is that true? I know a couple of guys that have used it recreationally just to see, but they don't use it on a regular basis. Is it's use really that widespread? I thought it was still just for guys that couldn't get it up.

Viagra is very Old Skool.