A sad, constant bid for attention

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So Howard K. Stern, aka lapdog, is the father if Anna Nicole's baby. Anyone surprised?

What I am surprised about is the fact that they kept it secret. Why? He's been sponging off of her for years, it only makes sense that he would impregnate her - to keep his status as lapdog.

not for nothing, dear but he is so obviously besotted with her.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So Howard K. Stern, aka lapdog, is the father if Anna Nicole's baby. Anyone surprised?

What I am surprised about is the fact that they kept it secret. Why? He's been sponging off of her for years, it only makes sense that he would impregnate her - to keep his status as lapdog.

Yeah, but he was probably nice to her when she was Fat Anna, not just the newly-hot-again Anna.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Crap. Beat to the punch by NotBob of all people. I'm devastated.

You wound me, my dear.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
sunnybunny with a stuffed bra?

I just meant, why is she looking at getting implants.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
no but I am speaking generally and in a positive manner so why would that be bad?

Generally, it's not quite right to discuss somewhat publicly the appearance of a private person among her friends and acquaintances (and enemies?), when that person does not appear to be present and has not (at least recently) invited that kind of discussion.

I know that we at the FB do not generally engage in excruciatingly correct behavior (sssh, here she comes), but we also don't generally discuss one another's looks unless the poster has brought it up him- or herself or it's a recurring joke or line of comment.

More specifically, I do realize that in the past SB has brought up the topic of her own cuteness and that she and TM have gone back and forth about the fact that she was bringing it up (which may put this into the "recurring joke" category), but that was a long time ago and you didn't seem to be doing it in that vein. If that's how you meant it, I will put the wrist-slapping ruler away.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Some women buy a dustbuster, some buy a Miele.

I see. So I guess what I'm really wondering is why they haven't been able to improve the quality of the dustbuster.

B'nB, I hope you're getting the Miele!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Not Bob
You wound me, my dear.

I'm not really devastated. Are you really wounded?

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
is there a level of partial fakeness that would be acceptable?

Yes. It is possible to have implants sized appropriately for one's frame and which do not actually make the breast look like an unnatural globe attached to the chest at a single point.

That said, while the level of fakeness was a minus, the woman is still hot. Mean is part of the allure.

S_A_M

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Fugee
I see. So I guess what I'm really wondering is why they haven't been able to improve the quality of the dustbuster.

B'nB, I hope you're getting the Miele!

Actually, I got a new Dustbuster about a month ago. Some 15.6 volt model or something with HEPA. We get spiders. And it kicks that crap out of my old DB and old Shark - which is a pile of crap, fyi.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Fugee
I see. So I guess what I'm really wondering is why they haven't been able to improve the quality of the dustbuster.

B'nB, I hope you're getting the Miele!

I think it's because a lot of women are willing to part with $3000 for crappy dustbusters.

And I now have a vision of a scene with Bill Pullman and a dustbuster in Ruthless People in my head. Huh. IMDB says the woman with the dustbuster fetish died in 1994. That's a sex toy I'd rather not try out.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
E, Hank, E. Pay attention.

What is an E cup anyway? Is it the same as or larger than DD?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
, the woman is still hot. Mean is part of the allure.

S_A_M

RP -- keep out the wrist-slapping ruler.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think it's because a lot of women are willing to part with $3000 for crappy dustbusters.

And I now have a vision of a scene with Bill Pullman and a dustbuster in Ruthless People in my head. Huh. IMDB says the woman with the dustbuster fetish died in 1994. That's a sex toy I'd rather not try out.

I never saw Ruthless People, and now that I know it involves a sex scene with Bill Pullman, I'm sure I never will.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
who first thought that mozarella and tomatoes should be eaten together with a little bit of olive oil and salt and pepper and basil if you can find some. Many, many a happy lunch has resulted from that simple combination of foods.

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[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I never saw Ruthless People, and now that I know it involves a sex scene with Bill Pullman, I'm sure I never will.

Apropos of nothing, I took my wife* to see Ruthless People on our second** movie date. The movie is funny the first time you see it, but it hasn't aged well.


*She was not my wife at the time, rather, she was my high school classmate. We dated for one month in 1986 and then got married 13 years later.

**First movie date was Ferris Bueller's Day Off.