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06-09-2004, 05:32 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I told you that I was perfectly willing to ice myself down and then lie completely still and unresponsive while you fucked me.
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Wait, this is what happened last time, but there was no ice.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-09-2004, 05:32 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why would that get me disbarred? It's not like I'd be fucking a client - I don't do T&E work.
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Doesn't conviction of a felony lead to disbarment? |
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06-09-2004, 05:33 PM
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#108
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Originally posted by Dualit
I call bullshit.
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Duh. It didn't look like a freezer now did it?
And when the hell is someone going to give me David Hasselhoff's mug shot?
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06-09-2004, 05:35 PM
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#109
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Doesn't conviction of a felony lead to disbarment?
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It's ok. It's only a Class A misdemeanor. Tex. Penal Code § 42.08.
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06-09-2004, 05:35 PM
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#110
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No Professional Training
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 85
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you can be executed, you can be fucked.
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And you don't even have to be sentient to be executed in Texas, so I guess it is 50/50 that someone could legally fuck you. |
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06-09-2004, 05:36 PM
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#111
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you can be executed, you can be fucked.
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I don't even live in Texas, and i know this isn't true. You don't have to be 18 to be legally executed.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-09-2004, 05:44 PM
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#112
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Duh. It didn't look like a freezer now did it?
And when the hell is someone going to give me David Hasselhoff's mug shot?
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No mug shots yet. However, Hasselhoff was apparently sued as the result of throwing a stach of his headshots into the audience at the Rosie O'Donnell show.
spree: link to the complaint
edit: not so recent...
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06-09-2004, 05:46 PM
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#113
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't even live in Texas, and i know this isn't true. You don't have to be 18 to be legally executed.
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I don't think you have to be 18 to be fuckable. If I'm wrong, I may be in trouble. |
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06-09-2004, 05:47 PM
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#114
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's ok. It's only a Class A misdemeanor. Tex. Penal Code § 42.08.
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In that case, it's going to cost him extra for me to ice myself down. And even more extra for the not moving part, unless he's willing to stop showing off his expertise on a "dead" girl. |
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06-09-2004, 05:53 PM
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#115
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think you have to be 18 to be fuckable. If I'm wrong, I may be in trouble.
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No you don't. You can be 14 and fuckable. But you're only fuckable to people no more than three years older than you, though. To everyone else, you're not fuckable until you're 17.
Tex. Penal Code 22.011(e).
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-09-2004, 05:59 PM
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#116
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No you don't. You can be 14 and fuckable. But you're only fuckable to people no more than three years older than you, though. To everyone else, you're not fuckable until you're 17.
Tex. Penal Code 22.011(e).
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What happens if two 13-yr-olds fuck each other? If it's all oral, does it count? |
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06-09-2004, 06:02 PM
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#117
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What happens if two 13-yr-olds fuck each other? If it's all oral, does it count?
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Only if they are hetero. if they are gay, they go to hell under Texas law anyway, so it doesn't matter.
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06-09-2004, 06:05 PM
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#118
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What happens if two 13-yr-olds fuck each other?
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They get in-house suspension and are separated from the other fourth graders.
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06-09-2004, 06:07 PM
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#119
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
They get in-house suspension and are separated from the other fourth graders.
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And the guy gets a pat on the back and the girl has to transfer to another school. And on the next trip to Big Bend National Park, there will be more chaperones at the back of the bus.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-09-2004, 06:10 PM
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#120
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And the guy gets a pat on the back and the girl has to transfer to another school. And on the next trip to Big Bend National Park, there will be more chaperones at the back of the bus.
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Woo hoo! That guy rocks. What a stud.
He should dump that slut.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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