It's all about me

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
More Cowbell.

What the hell is this cowbell shit? Are you going to make me watch the All Star game to find out? Bastards.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
What the hell is this cowbell shit? Are you going to make me watch the All Star game to find out? Bastards.

Christopher Walken SNL Skit

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Christopher Walken SNL Skit

Such beautiful economy of words, conveying so much. It is all clear to me now. Hys-fucking-terical, Christopher Walken!! And a cowbell! LOL! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! I can hardly breathe for the endless guffaws.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
What the hell is this cowbell shit? Are you going to make me watch the All Star game to find out? Bastards.

Jesuscriminy. Do you live in a cave? And does that cave not have cable, satellite, or a local NBC broadcast affiliate?

More cowbell. {Windows Media; involves, unsurprisingly, sound.}

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Jesuscriminy. Do you live in a cave? And does that cave not have cable, satellite, or a local NBC broadcast affiliate?

More cowbell. {Windows Media; involves, unsurprisingly, sound.}

We childless spinsters leave the house, er, cave on Saturday nights.

I would never have found this googling "cowbell" and "baseball." Maybe the baseball comes in at the end?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Fashion tip -- slave, if one is going to wear such a blazer, one should buy the correct size.

As for Ms. Lohan ... well, that just looks wrong, sweetie.

From the Defamer (I think that str8 is the Defamer, btw):

I'm not the defamer . . . but I do have a certain Harvard-grad/Al-Gore-Roommate-turned-Hollywood-Actor's personal email address.

I also saw this guy at brunch on Sunday at Los Feliz hot spot "Fred 62". (Is that a biscuit near my biscuit?)

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I also saw this guy at brunch on Sunday at Los Feliz hot spot "Fred 62". (Is that a biscuit near my biscuit?)

Okay, just how little is he, really?

tm

[Atticus Grinch]

Photoshop magick for Keira Knightley's King Arthur poster, courtesy of The Defamer.



Notwithstanding the need for enhancement, I still dub Knightley the best. porno. pseudonym. ever.

[Atticus Grinch]

The Britney nipple photo is a PhotoShopped fake, says celebrity nude debunker. {The Defamer; no nudity in link.}

• At about 300% (3X) magnification, you can see a large portion above the areola that was obviously blurred using the smudge tool. Magnify a little more, and you can see large portions of the left boob that have been sponged or smudged to try and blend the coloring of the shot together. The big give away here is that this really changed a lot of the shadows of her hair and some locks seemingly stop nowhere.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
We childless spinsters leave the house, er, cave on Saturday nights.

I would never have found this googling "cowbell" and "baseball." Maybe the baseball comes in at the end?

We don't have Tivo's either.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
We childless spinsters leave the house, er, cave on Saturday nights.

I would never have found this googling "cowbell" and "baseball." Maybe the baseball comes in at the end?

OK, but now that you've seen it, it's pretty f'ing hilarious, eh? Did it ellict a couple of guffaws?

IMHO, it's probably one of the best SNL skits ever. Top 5 for sure.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
We don't have Tivo's either.

Yet.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Photoshop magick for Keira Knightley's King Arthur poster, courtesy of The Defamer.



Notwithstanding the need for enhancement, I still dub Knightley the best. porno. pseudonym. ever.

Not to detract from the focus on her TITS, but they also slimmed (on her? Jesus) down her (already pretty nonexistent) tummy, too.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not to detract from the focus on her TITS, but they also slimmed (on her? Jesus) down her (already pretty nonexistent) tummy, too.

You know I love Atticus, but I don't get the fixation on debunking. I don't need to know its not Brittney's boobies, or that K. was enhanced. I'm only privy to the image, so I don't care how the image differs from reality. I don't see the benefit in knowing the truth. All that matters is the image- why destroy it?

You think he'll tell his kids there is no Santa early on?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm only privy to the image, so I don't care how the image differs from reality. I don't see the benefit in knowing the truth. All that matters is the image- why destroy it?

Take it to Politics, pal.