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06-09-2005, 05:40 PM
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#106
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Birthday wishes?
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Originally posted by tmdiva
Okay, today IS my birthday, but I don't think anyone here knew that. Does that mean someone in the FB universe shares my birthday, or is this just another rash of stupid misuses of the FBA login?
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I'm going with the later.
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06-09-2005, 05:41 PM
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#107
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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to that other special someone
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Originally posted by Anonymous Fashionista
Happy birthday to you too! sorry for the oversight.
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Why couldn't you just use one of your 5000 socks for this post? Must you really claim the anon login as your own, too?
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06-09-2005, 05:41 PM
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#108
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Birthday wishes?
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'm going with the later.
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So much for the euphoric high of a birthday k. Thanks, buzzkill.
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06-09-2005, 05:42 PM
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#109
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Xenophobic.
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Fear of warrior princesses.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-09-2005, 05:48 PM
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#110
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What me, FIRED?!?
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The Frat for homecoming
Posts: 62
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Birthday wishes?
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'm going with the later.
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Perhaps it is this slave's newfound feeling of inner peace and harmony caused by my recent move to the more pacific of coasts , but might I ask why any of us really cares who this poseur and wannabe anon really is?
That notwithstanding, great post Penske.
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06-09-2005, 05:51 PM
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#111
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 1
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am the dumbest. Don't know how My Crabby is such a big seller. And a terrible consumer to boot- my heritage has taught me nothing. I didn't even jew it down. Good thing I am independently wealthy.
The vagina weights felt great though.
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Speaking of being independently wealthy, it may not be such a prudent idea to post stuff about your sexual organs to an internet chatroom all day long.
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06-09-2005, 05:51 PM
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#112
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Just wait one second, there, missy...
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Originally posted by dtb
Do they have some kind of masturbatorium on-premesis?
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The Jane Austen Society will surely be taking their award back after this and the double anal twist post.
I'd go with "the dingo stole my login!" defense.
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06-09-2005, 05:52 PM
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#113
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
The vagina weights felt great though.
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Can't find anything better to shove up your pussy?
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06-09-2005, 05:53 PM
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#114
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Can't find anything better to shove up your pussy?
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Definitely not if you were the other option.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-09-2005, 05:54 PM
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#115
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Guest
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by dtb
Ladies and Gentlemen: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!
We have a runner-up for GROSSEST POST EVER!!
(Nothing will beat the cloth made of shower drainage -- or whatever disgusto thing you posted before was -- and please, don't feel any compunction to remind me of the particulars.)
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I am one truly stupid and disgusting sack full of shower drainage arent I?
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06-09-2005, 05:57 PM
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#116
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Birthday wishes?
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Originally posted by BloatedSlave
That notwithstanding, great post Penske.
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Who's Penske?
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06-09-2005, 05:58 PM
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#117
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fear of warrior princesses.
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I miss LP. Sniff.
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06-09-2005, 05:59 PM
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#118
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Definitely not if you were the other option.
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Look who's talking, Ms. Saggy Tits.
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06-09-2005, 06:05 PM
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#119
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Guest
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by A Concerned Person
Speaking of being independently wealthy, it may not be such a prudent idea to post stuff about your sexual organs to an internet chatroom all day long.
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whiff
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06-09-2005, 06:10 PM
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#120
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Response to the lube posts
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Herpie the Love Bug?
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Clammy Lydia
Sidd's Phyllis
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