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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I could never drink beer. I mean, I could drink it. They used to make us drink it a lot back in school. I hated throwing up, and beer hangovers. I love the way it tastes, but I can't drink it to get drunk. It's kind of like icing. You get drunk on liquor, then drink beers as dessert.

I drink too fast. So liquor is dangerous for me. I tend to drink it like I drink beer.

I drink wine at a normal pace, though.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I am drinking a Purple Passion and Wild Irish Rose cocktail. Via beer bong.

Can you answer me this? WTF is up with the trend of old men drinking beer on ice? My father's doing this. That's digusting. And it fucks with my sense of propriety. He asked for ice for his beer last week. How can you do that? It makes no sense.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

She's hot again:

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Can you answer me this? WTF is up with the trend of old men drinking beer on ice? My father's doing this. That's digusting. And it fucks with my sense of propriety. He asked for ice for his beer last week. How can you do that? It makes no sense.

Beer on the rocks is the new Pisco Mojito.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I drink too fast. So liquor is dangerous for me. I tend to drink it like I drink beer.

I drink wine at a normal pace, though.

Drink it straight. Liquor has a sharp taste straight (except vodka), so you don't have to gulp it as you would beer or wine.

Mixing the shit is where you get a hangover. If you drink liquor straight its very kind too the body. The problem there is drinking too much and getting that creepy "I did damage" feeling in your gut the next day.

I like this wine shit, however. I bought a bunch of this Yellow Tail stuff at the liquor store. Tasty. And cheap. And it works like Sominex.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She's hot again:

That is a nice rack.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It's Fudgie. Cookie Puss kicks Fudgie's ass.

What do you know about Art?

Oops, wrong post.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
White wine is the one drink the ttraction of which I will never understand. Which is odd because I love champagne. I'll even drink tequila now, but I still can't stomach whit wine.

One of my sisters defends her white wine love by saying that at least it doesn't stain your teeth.

I split a 1.5 liter bottle of Crianza with a couple of other people tonight. And I'm operating on very little sleep. I don't think my teeth are yet stained, but I haven't checked.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am old. OLD.

2.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She's hot again:

"The gesture of adolescence, which raves for this or that on one day with the ever-present possibility of damning it as idiocy on the next, is now socialized."
-- Theodor Adorno

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That is a nice rack.

But back into rehab for her third time. This time in Utah, so you know it's for real; no whippets and cough medicine.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If it makes you feel any better, the Black Crowes show I caught over the weekend did major damage. Pain in the right side sort of damage. Woodford Reserve and Basil Haydens.

And they sucked. Awful, dull show. No more. This is the fourth time they let me down. Too loud, too sloppy and just plain flat.

Rush was only made tolerable by an admixture of beer and pot. The Giants tonight were only made tolerable by beer and the hope of seeing 756. It is now the bottom of the 11th and I am home and opting to go to bed rather than watch an extra innings game between the Giants and the Nationals sans Barry.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
White wine is the one drink the ttraction of which I will never understand. Which is odd because I love champagne. I'll even drink tequila now, but I still can't stomach whit wine.

White wine needs to be a step up from the red you drink to be good. Like if you drink $15 red, look for a step up white. Try Conundrum, or Cakebread sauvignon blanc.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I drink wine at a normal pace, though.

do you mean normal on some objective standard, or normal for people with a drinking problem like yours?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
"The gesture of adolescence, which raves for this or that on one day with the ever-present possibility of damning it as idiocy on the next, is now socialized."
-- Theodor Adorno

• "wait for your pitch. don't force the swing."
  
  my little league coach.