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02-10-2004, 07:23 PM
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#1186
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Right. Like women aren't.
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Men are weird in mysterious ways. |
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02-10-2004, 07:28 PM
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#1187
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Men are weird in mysterious ways.
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Right. And like...ah, let's face it -- women are weird in delightful ways.
Vive le difference. |
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02-10-2004, 07:35 PM
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#1188
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It depends on your sense of fun.
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I know. Clearly stalacTITES are the fun ones. It's conical to suggest otherwise.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-10-2004, 07:36 PM
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#1189
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
wait. are you saying you would never want to try me? the nerve.
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I thought I already proved the negative of that. Oh wait, is Taxwonk trip to Texas like ACL?
I never had sex with that woman, uh, Miss ncs.
Better?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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02-10-2004, 07:37 PM
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#1190
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,282
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The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
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Originally posted by baltassoc
So this seems like a logical poll topic:
What is the stupidest thing you have done as a result of love and sex. Answer must be for both, not just sex, and not just love.
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Nearly the same as yours. Though it was 4 and a half hours, but only because I drive fast. It was terrible sex too.
I also held out for love and wasted three years waiting for/getting over someone who probably never loved me in the first place.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-10-2004, 07:44 PM
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#1191
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I also held out for love and wasted three years waiting for/getting over someone who probably never loved me in the first place.
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That sucks.
But I warned you about Shape Shifter. He's heartless. |
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02-10-2004, 07:45 PM
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#1192
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,123
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The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know. Clearly stalacTITES are the fun ones. It's conical to suggest otherwise.
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It's moot anyway. I expect her experience would be pair to middling, at best.
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Boogers!
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02-10-2004, 07:47 PM
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#1193
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Nearly the same as yours. Though it was 4 and a half hours, but only because I drive fast. It was terrible sex too.
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You and baltassoc met in the middle? Cool. Too bad about the sex. |
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02-10-2004, 07:50 PM
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#1194
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,480
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speaking of videos
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bold_n_brazen
Agree that the board is lackluster these days. (not for any lack of trying on my part). Every time I think we're about to catch fire, someone comes along and rains on my parade.
What would you like to talk about, dearheart?
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We are waiting with baited breath - sort of - for your, ahem, golden globes show. |
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02-10-2004, 07:54 PM
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#1195
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You act as though Mtv actually shows videos.
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But it does. I know this, because I am truly, madly, deeply, irrevocably, unconditionally in love with the video for "I Believe in a Thing Called Love." My passionate desire for this video borders on the pathological. My love will never die. God bless iTunes.
Link. (Requires RealPlayer to view video.)
Or maybe it was MTV2. Whatever. |
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02-10-2004, 08:07 PM
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#1196
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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At least the ketchup was short and interesting...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm finding myself strangely attracted to you? Do you want to come make out with RP and me?
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Oh sure.... Go for the OLD married guy. |
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02-10-2004, 08:09 PM
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#1197
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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At least the ketchup was short and interesting...
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Oh sure.... Go for the OLD married guy.
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So are you saying that you would cheat on your wife, or that that yappy stuff about threesomes being out of the picture now was a big lie? |
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02-10-2004, 08:10 PM
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#1198
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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At least the ketchup was short and interesting...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So are you saying that you would cheat on your wife, or that that yappy stuff about threesomes being out of the picture now was a big lie?
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Remind me never to pay poker with you... |
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02-10-2004, 08:15 PM
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#1199
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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At least the ketchup was short and interesting...
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Remind me never to pay poker with you...
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No, really, which one? I might be coming to Chicago and want to know my options. And, between you and me and the board, I need a cheat sheet to play poker so that I can remember what things are and which things are better than which other things. I know that having like 9, 10, j, q, k in the same suit is really good, and a pair of 2s is the worst you can get besides NOTHING, but in between those I get confused. |
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02-10-2004, 08:35 PM
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#1200
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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At least the ketchup was short and interesting...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, really, which one? I might be coming to Chicago and want to know my options. And, between you and me and the board, I need a cheat sheet to play poker so that I can remember what things are and which things are better than which other things. I know that having like 9, 10, j, q, k in the same suit is really good, and a pair of 2s is the worst you can get besides NOTHING, but in between those I get confused.
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Will Aloha flop the nut?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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