Politics As Usual

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I love posting this Clinton garbage every now and again just to watch you do your predictable contortion act.

Sometimes, I actually think you work for Cirque De Soleil LLP

We wouldn't be talking about Clinton if you hadn't brought him up. We'd still be batting around that joker who's peddling a connection between Iraq and Al Qaeda.* Though it did give you an excuse to work in that most-excellent picture. Although, come to think of it, what contortion?

* My advice to him: Find out who registered "IrAlQaeda" -- that'll lead you right to them.

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

Wow, who knew Tony Blair was so flexible?

[Gin Rummy]

In stark contrast to JFKerry's slutty daughter, Hi-Beams appearance nearly topless at the Cannes Film Festival, President Bush's daughter, Jenna has embarked on a pilgrimage to the holy city of Santiago de Compostela, northwestern Spain, Wednesday June 2, 2004. God bless this beautiful young woman. The shameless liberal kids should take a lesson.

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
In stark contrast to JFKerry's slutty daughter, Hi-Beams appearance nearly topless at the Cannes Film Festival, President Bush's daughter, Jenna has embarked on a pilgrimage to the holy city of Santiago de Compostela, northwestern Spain, Wednesday June 2, 2004. God bless this beautiful young woman. The shameless liberal kids should take a lesson.

Yeah, on how to PAR-TAY!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy

She has huge pork potential. She takes after her grandma Barbara. They gave that name to the wrong twin.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
Yeah, on how to PAR-TAY!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!

I take back my prior award. This is POTD.

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Which world do you live in[?]:

If you don't know me by now
You will never never never know me

All the right-wing garbage that I spew
You should understand me like I understand you
Now Ty I know the difference between right and left
But I ain't gonna do nothing but make you waste your breath
Oh don't get so excited when I post some chain letter shite
Cos we only act like children when we argue fuss and fight

If you don't know me by now (Coulter gets me hot)
You will never never never know me (Limbaugh tooooooo)
If you don't know me by now
You will never never never know me

We've all got our own funny moods
I've got mine, Ty, man you know that's true
Just ignore me when I try to bait you
With what I post on here it should be so easy to do
Forget about getting through to me or just say goodbye
What good's talking when I'll never change my mind?

If you don't know me by now (Hilary can blow me)
You will never never never know me (in a black pantsuit)
If you don't know me by now (You just keep taking the bait)
You will never never never know me (ooh)

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
Yeah, on how to PAR-TAY!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!

Sooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Check out this heifer at a ho-down.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
In stark contrast to JFKerry's slutty daughter, Hi-Beams appearance nearly topless at the Cannes Film Festival, President Bush's daughter, Jenna has embarked on a pilgrimage to the holy city of Santiago de Compostela, northwestern Spain, Wednesday June 2, 2004. God bless this beautiful young woman. The shameless liberal kids should take a lesson.

So wait. l. Shameless liberals should be both tacky and disrespectful, rather than just tacky.

At least in Cannes revealing clothing is de rigeur. Jenna is being insulting to Catholics by parading around holy grounds wearing shorts. Could she be more ugly American tourist?

[Gin Rummy]

So apparently Kerry has lied again by claiming the men he soldiered with in Nam support his candidacy. What a traitorous loser.


Senator Kerry
We write from our common heritage as veterans of duty aboard Swift Boats in the Vietnam War. Indeed, you should note that a substantial number of those men who served directly with you during your four month tour in Vietnam have signed this letter.

It is our collective judgment that, upon your return from Vietnam, you grossly and knowingly distorted the conduct of the American soldiers, marines, sailors and airmen of that war (including a betrayal of many of us, without regard for the danger your actions caused us). Further, we believe that you have withheld and/or distorted material facts as to your own conduct in this war.

We believe you continue this conduct today, albeit by changing from an anti-war to a "war hero" status. You now seek to clad yourself in the very medals that you disdainfully threw away in the early years of your political career. In the process, we believe you continue a deception as to your own conduct through such tactics as the disclosure of only carefully screened portions of your military records. Both then and now, we have concluded that you have deceived the public, and in the process have betrayed honorable men, to further your personal political goals.

Your conduct is such as to raise substantive concerns as to your honesty and your ability to serve, as you currently seek, as Commander-in-Chief of the military services.

It is vital that the American public have as much information as possible about candidates for President of the United States. In various ways, you have rightly called upon President Bush to be fully accountable and to provide full disclosure. In the same spirit, now that you are the presumptive nominee of your Party, we believe it is incumbent upon you to make your total military record open to the American people.

Specifically, we the undersigned formally request that you authorize the Department of the Navy to independently release your military records (through your execution of Standard Form 180), complete and unaltered, including your military medical records. Further, we call upon you to correct the misconceptions your campaign seeks to create as to your conduct while in Vietnam. Permit the American public the opportunity to assess your military performance upon the record, and not upon campaign rhetoric.

Senator Kerry, we were there. We know the truth. We have been silent long enough. The stakes are too great, not only for America in general but, most importantly, for those who have followed us into service in Iraq and Afghanistan. We call upon you to provide a full, accurate accounting of your conduct in Vietnam.

Respectfully

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by Not Me
She has huge pork potential. She takes after her grandma Barbara. They gave that name to the wrong twin.

Listen up you hoo-ha-HOE, Jenna is NOT a fattie. For your info, she has bucked the herione chic trend of emaciation that so many mindless bimbos like you and your empty-headed libertinistic pals on the fashion board trumpet. The fashion industry is run by anorexic sluts and metrosexual pretty boys who design women's clothees for skeletons and midgets.

Jenna, on the other hand, is just right and unlike Kerry's daughter or Chelsea or Amy Carter, she does not have a face that would scare a wilde dog into an epileptic howling fit.

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by baltassoc
So wait. l. Shameless liberals should be both tacky and disrespectful, rather than just tacky.

At least in Cannes revealing clothing is de rigeur. Jenna is being insulting to Catholics by parading around holy grounds wearing shorts. Could she be more ugly American tourist?

Are you reading comprehension challenged like the rest of the dimwits in the dimocrit party? She is not in the holy city, she is on a hike on the roadway to it.

I'll pray for your conversion to Catholicism, you heathanistic freak.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
It is our collective judgment that, upon your return from Vietnam, you grossly and knowingly distorted the conduct of the American soldiers, marines, sailors and airmen of that war (including a betrayal of many of us, without regard for the danger your actions caused us). Further, we believe that you have withheld and/or distorted material facts as to your own conduct in this war.

I don't know why this doesn't get more press. An overwhelming majority of the men who served with Kerry make these allegations about him. Yet the press hardly covers it.

I also don't know why it doesn't get more press that he admitted to comitting war crimes. You liberals cannot self-flagellate enough over the panties on the head photo and yet you nominate a guy who admits to committing war atrocities.

Oh wait, I do know why it doesn't get more press. Never mind.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
Jenna is NOT a fattie.

Neither was grandma Barbara at her age. She will be soon. She has grandma Bush's genes.

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
The fashion industry is run by anorexic sluts and metrosexual pretty boys who design women's clothees for skeletons and midgets.

True but Jenna has the fat gene. The minute the words "I do" go into her ears, the food is going to start flowing into her mouth at double the speed. As her metabolism slows, well, like grandma, like grand-daughter.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
I'll pray for your conversion to Catholicism, you heathanistic freak.

Do you pray for the conversion of pedophiles to Catholicism, too? 'Cuz if you are, stop. There are already too many of them in that religion.