A frolic in Cambodia

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What kind of porno film would it be if the boom-manipulating guys didn't join in?

Oh, wait. You wouldn't know.

Finally! Someone who understands me.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
(But, also, while I'm at it, I recommend good lighting. You've really got to make sure the lights are right before shooting the film. If you're doing stills, I'd use a couple of strobes, one at twice the power of the other, so you get the details in the shadows. If you're shooting super-eight, you may need to have the lights on movable booms and get a couple of guys to manipulate them while you're at it).

"Hi, baby. The case? Oh, I've just brought a couple of things for the evening. What? This one here?



Oh, don't worry. That's for good lighting. I've got three of them in here. I'm thinking those two on the floor, and this one on a stand:



Give me about half an hour, and we'll be ready to go."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You know, there are naked chicks in these movies. Try to ignore the guy if that makes you happy.

Many times they make this impossible by incorporating the back-of-the-guy's-ass-and-balls shot.* In which the only visible part of the woman's body is her vagina, which is only visible intermittenly due to the balls.

*before anyone asks, this is a back-of-the-guy's-ass-and-balls-shot joke.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Gattigap
"Hi, baby. The case? Oh, I've just brought a couple of things for the evening. What? This one here?



Oh, don't worry. That's for good lighting. I've got three of them in here. I'm thinking those two on the floor, and this one on a stand:



Give me about half an hour, and we'll be ready to go."

You see - you're doing more than I even suggested, and you're all set in just a half hour.

But the softbox was a good idea. One big softbox and you're pretty much good to go.

By the way, if you people would just shoot your porno outdoors in the early morning or late evening, none of this would be necessary.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Many times they make this impossible by incorporating the back-of-the-guy's-ass-and-balls shot.* In which the only visible part of the woman's body is her vagina, which is only visible intermittenly due to the balls.

*before anyone asks, this is a back-of-the-guy's-ass-and-balls-shot joke.

Yes, but without any view of a penis and/or balls, it's just a woman sitting there moaning. What the hell kind of movie would THAT be?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is contrary to my limited cokehead sampling. But maybe I just knew the wrong cokeheads. B'nB?

In my experience, cokeheads with penises are in two distinct camps. Those who can get it up but never, ever come. And those who can't get it up. Neither of these are desirable.

Which is why I prefer X before the sex.

And, for the record, I've never been videotaped. Not yet anyway. But I've got this ballerina/ninja scenario that I think would make for absolutely breathtaking cinema.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
One big softbox and you're pretty much good to go.

I want a tee shirt that says this.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
In my experience, cokeheads with penises are in tow distinct camps. Those who can get it up but never, ever come. And those who can't get it up.

Two cokeheads with penises that I have known (wink wink) were biters.* They were also in the getting it up but never coming group.

The other one (yes, that's three in total) was in the can't get it up dept. He was not a biter.

*I don't find this an attractive quality at all.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
In my experience, cokeheads with penises are in two distinct camps. Those who can get it up but never, ever come. And those who can't get it up. Neither of these are desirable.

Does this effect linger after the cokehead has kicked the coke habit? Because that would explain someone I once knew.

(It wasn't me. Really.)

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes, but without any view of a penis and/or balls, it's just a woman sitting there moaning. What the hell kind of movie would THAT be?

Fringey: The Unauthorized Story?

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fringey: The Unauthorized Story?

TM

Hey, if you could see my hand between the folds of fat, you would know that I'm not just sitting there, I'm using my hand.

But I could see how on the surface, it looks like I'm just sitting there, moaning.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Two cokeheads with penises that I have known (wink wink) were biters.* They were also in the getting it up but never coming group.

The other one (yes, that's three in total) was in the can't get it up dept. He was not a biter.

*I don't find this an attractive quality at all.

Scratching isn't very cute, either.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus, its not a fucking Floyd show.

I'd give up, jack off and open a beer before you got one third of that shit set up...
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I like it when you worry about the time to set up and not the couple of guys manipulating booms.

Untrue. Go back and read it again. Sebby's show just might have the interests of the boom guys in mind.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Scratching isn't very cute, either.

How about hair clenching?





(Since we appear to be in the midst of listing "don'ts," I thought I'd ask.)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Scratching isn't very cute, either.

Oh no. Did I scratch you?