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06-15-2005, 05:39 PM
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#1186
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You're getting a threesome. I would just shut up and enjoy if I were you.
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[thunk]
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-15-2005, 05:40 PM
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#1187
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Originally posted by dtb
[Indignant sniff.]
What about my similar comment about pig-latin?
Always a bridesmaid...
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Uh, I didn't get the pig-Latin/artificial tongue connection at the time. I'm Not Bright. Sorry. |
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06-15-2005, 05:42 PM
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#1188
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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For those Wiesayers
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Originally posted by LessinSF
For all those who say that she is "stealing" spots from hardworking, male golfers - http://www.pgatour.com/story/8564246 - Michelle Wie earned a spot in the National Public Links Championship by winning a sectional.
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I would love to see her at the Masters. It would be incredible, on many levels. I could do without seeing Martha Burk though, and that'd certainly happen.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-15-2005, 05:46 PM
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#1189
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You're getting a threesome. I would just shut up and enjoy if I were you.
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I dunno gwink. I wouldn't be so hasty to turn down a willing tongue.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-15-2005, 05:47 PM
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#1190
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Scoop
Poor Jennifer Aniston. Quite frankly, i cant believe my goddess, Angelina, is going around saying she and Brad didnt hook up bc she wouldnt do it with a married guy bc her dad cheated. The cheating I can maybe forgive but the lying is unacceptable.
Angie, Aaaangie! In an interview in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, Jennifer Aniston reportedly blames Angelina Jolie for the breakup of her marriage to Brad Pitt. "She told [writer Leslie] Bennetts she did want babies with Brad, and that starting a family wasn't the issue," a source told Page Six. "The issue was Brad cheated … and she is appalled by the 'family photos' [of Pitt and Jolie] coming out in W." (Page Six)
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06-15-2005, 05:56 PM
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#1191
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I dunno gwink. I wouldn't be so hasty to turn down a willing tongue.
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excellent point. I guess I just take oral for granted. |
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06-15-2005, 06:00 PM
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#1192
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
excellent point. I guess I just take oral for granted.
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You're that flexible?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-15-2005, 06:17 PM
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#1193
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're that flexible?
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The preferred term is super-bendy. And she is.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-15-2005, 06:22 PM
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#1194
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
The preferred term is super-bendy. And she is.
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Hmm... isn't Cirque du Soleil also Canadian in origin?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-15-2005, 06:28 PM
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#1195
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Who knew?
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Replaced_Texan
Hmm... isn't Cirque du Soleil also Canadian in origin?
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Not surprising, given how much it sucks |
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06-15-2005, 06:29 PM
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#1196
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Looks like somebody deserves an "You're an Asshole" card
RICHIE'S NOT SO SIMPLE MARRIAGE
"Simple Life" star Nicole Richie has a number of outrageous wishes for her upcoming wedding to Adam Goldstein -- including elephant rides, swans, horse-drawn carriages and salsa dancing.
The daughter of soul legend Lionel Richie is reportedly in conflict with her DJ fiance, who is disgusted by her flamboyant plans and is desperate for a more modest ceremony instead.
The 23-year-old is disappointed by her future husband's lack of enthusiasm: "I want elephant rides and swans. He wants, like five people at our wedding -- our close friends and family only."
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06-15-2005, 06:31 PM
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#1197
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Looks like somebody deserves an "You're an Asshole" card
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
RICHIE'S NOT SO SIMPLE MARRIAGE
"Simple Life" star Nicole Richie has a number of outrageous wishes for her upcoming wedding to Adam Goldstein -- including elephant rides, swans, horse-drawn carriages and salsa dancing.
The daughter of soul legend Lionel Richie is reportedly in conflict with her DJ fiance, who is disgusted by her flamboyant plans and is desperate for a more modest ceremony instead.
The 23-year-old is disappointed by her future husband's lack of enthusiasm: "I want elephant rides and swans. He wants, like five people at our wedding -- our close friends and family only."
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Oh, no! Can this impending marriage be saved? |
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06-15-2005, 06:35 PM
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#1198
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Gee
Quote:
paigowprincess
RICHIE'S NOT SO SIMPLE MARRIAGE
"Simple Life" star Nicole Richie has a number of outrageous wishes for her upcoming wedding to Adam Goldstein -- including elephant rides, swans, horse-drawn carriages and salsa dancing.
The daughter of soul legend Lionel Richie is reportedly in conflict with her DJ fiance, who is disgusted by her flamboyant plans and is desperate for a more modest ceremony instead.
The 23-year-old is disappointed by her future husband's lack of enthusiasm: "I want elephant rides and swans. He wants, like five people at our wedding -- our close friends and family only."
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Thank you for this scintillating update, NFH!!!! |
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06-15-2005, 06:37 PM
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#1199
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Apparently, and I know this is shocking, some guys over 30 don't want to use their tongues.
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Yeah, well, those guys are stupid. Tongues, and what can be done with them, rock.
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06-15-2005, 06:37 PM
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#1200
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Vote for Pedro.
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Not surprising, given how much it sucks
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Does that mean the Yankees are Canadian?
Which leads to, of course, another edition of Yankee Schadenfreude Haiku. Enjoy!
What? Yanks in fourth place?
What will Cashman do? Easy.
Try to buy Sweet Lou. |
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