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[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you really asking this?

I have the same issue when I get a haircut. Where else do you place the eyes? It really geets awkward when the boobs brush up against you a few times. I always wonder whether the hairstylist does this (a) inadvertently, (b) for some cheap thrill or (c) doesn't care or think there's any big deal about having her breasts rubbed up against a guy she doesn't know.

So, you think maybe they're suggesting my eyebrows are bushy for their [gasp!] own selfish reasons?!?

I feel so deceived!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Had a nasty old nurse shave my chest once. Thats as close as I'll ever get.

Waxing, Reason # 137 I'm glad I have a cock.

How do you keep the speedo line tiddy?

[Alex_de_Large]

According to Instapundit, the above image is presently the most-emailed image on Yahoo!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
The Audi-Oh iPod vibrator. It vibrates in tune to any music that you run through the audio jack.



Read more about it here.

spree: link to gizmodo

Holy crap, that's awesome.

ETA: and thanks for the link to Shiny Shiny, that place will be useful.

[Shape Shifter]

Recent discussion of lsat scores and realization of my MENSA eligibility lead me to conclude without a doubt that I am not, in fact, dumbest. lo-berry obviously was joking when he assigned me this title. However, I accepted his assessment at face value, not realizing the humorous intent, and I did this quite publicly. This may even be the biggest whiff in lawtalkers history. Does that mean I revert back to dumbest?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Recent discussion of lsat scores and realization of my MENSA eligibility lead me to conclude without a doubt that I am not, in fact, dumbest. lo-berry obviously was joking when he assigned me this title. However, I accepted his assessment at face value, not realizing the humorous intent, and I did this quite publicly. This may even be the biggest whiff in lawtalkers history. Does that mean I revert back to dumbest?

Consider yourself a savant.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Consider yourself a savant.

I thought his Hank sock was the savant character, no?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I have the same issue when I get a haircut. Where else do you place the eyes? It really geets awkward when the boobs brush up against you a few times. .

You let a chick cut your hair? Pantywaist. I assume it's a "hair stylist" to boot. Avoid the problem and get Giuseppe, (or George) to cut your hair.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You let a chick cut your hair? Pantywaist. I assume it's a "hair stylist" to boot. Avoid the problem and get Giuseppe, (or George) to cut your hair.

I seem to recall that sebby has some kind of funky hairdo. I'm not sure if Giuseppe or George could pull that off.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I seem to recall that sebby has some kind of funky hairdo. I'm not sure if Giuseppe or George could pull that off.

Plus, I'm betting that Sebby digs the head massage when he gets his hair washed. I seriously doubt that Guiseppe or George throw that part in.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
So, you think maybe they're suggesting my eyebrows are bushy for their [gasp!] own selfish reasons?!?

I feel so deceived!

Your beaver is bushy. Please go see your hot tweezer girl with your camera phone.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Plus, I'm betting that Sebby digs the head massage when he gets his hair washed. I seriously doubt that Guiseppe or George throw that part in.

I get my hair cut by Fred or Jack. I now go home and have to wash my own hair after a cut. Years ago, I used to go to Anita, who washed my hair as part of the deal. There is something to be said for having your hair washed by Anita. That's all I'm saying.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sgtclub
Is your wife a nurse?

Yes. But that has nothing to do with my comment.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your beaver is bushy. Please go see your hot tweezer girl with your camera phone.

Thank you for your honesty, Coltrane. At least I have one true friend.

And now, I'm on my way to see Irina, the tweezer girl with my camera phone.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by dtb

And now, I'm on my way to see Irina, the tweezer girl with my camera phone.

How did the tweezer girl get your camera phone? Maybe she can just take the pic herself.