Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Don't forget models.

You are correct, sir.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
People have heard of minions. I've also heard people call them grunions (combo of grunt and minion).

How about flackey* which is a combination of lackey and flack?

*© my best friend.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It's not bad. It's fine. But it's not better than anyone else's choice.

I just had a kid and people now say to me "Isn't it wonderful! Now you reaslly understand 'life.'" Bullshit. Its a fucking kid. I don't understand anything. I just have one more head under the roof and less sleep. No great epiphany. I'm no better or worse than I was the day before she popped the fucker out.

What value do you place on fresh breast milk?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I blame that insidious no-end-of-the-day banner.

No kidding. My life has pretty much been steady downhill careening since then.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
No. I don't think that is the way to soul perfection or nirvana or the gates of heaven. I am saying I am becoming a better person trying to attain being a more giving soul. doesn't mean because I am on this giving bender I am morally superior. But it does make me multi dimensional and more complex than when I was single. when I was single all I had to worry about was me, and my outfit for that day and like my little social life. and my little interests. Now it is big time complex....layers of figuring things out on many levels.

No it's not. You live; you die. You do something and collect money, friends and family in between and get yer ya yas out. If you do it right, you leave with a smile.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
What value do you place on fresh breast milk?

Call the breast milk bank.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I finished most of a 5K in under 15 so don't think you can spot me too much.

15 hours?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister and I vie for who is more terrified of snakes. I think that I should win since I actually had a near death experience involving a copperhead and my bare foot, but I will conceed that she was there during my most recent encounter with a snake (four or five foot black thing that hopped out of the grass that we had just been standing in) and her snake triggered teleportation powers are nearly as honed as mine are.

So of course, we've managed to con each other into seeing a movie that will scare the ever loving shit out of us.

To gear up for the movie we're going to the snake house at the zoo and then we'll head to the multiplex on Sunday. Of course, we're inviting all of our firends.

I don't know if anyone's left in Houston, but if you wanna watch us clinging on to each other for dear life, lemme know and I'll send you the eVite.

I'm really afraid of them. When I first moved in with my wife she had 2 cats. I hate cats. Anyway, I had a dream where one of the cats, Mavis, was trapped in a field full of snakes and I bravely walked in and rescued her. wifey knew then that I must love her to do that for her cat.

AON- I went to visit a client in Asheville NC. the company had relocated from Mi. Anyway we went golfing and these guys were telling stories of seeing Mocassins in the ponds, having rattle snakes cross the cart path in front of them and all over the woods. Why would you golf in the south? I didn't even try to find any balls in the woods.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
What value do you place on fresh breast milk?

She's got one of those pumps. I can get you all you need, but no C.O.D. or Paypal shit.

Wire.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's got one of those pumps. I can get you all you need, but no C.O.D. or Paypal shit.

Wire.

Medela? Best one buddy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm really afraid of them. When I first moved in with my wife she had 2 cats. I hate cats. Anyway, I had a dream where one of the cats, Mavis, was trapped in a field full of snakes and I bravely walked in and rescued her. wifey knew then that I must love her to do that for her cat.

AON- I went to visit a client in Asheville NC. the company had relocated from Mi. Anyway we went golfing and these guys were telling stories of seeing Mocassins in the ponds, having rallte snakes cross the cart path in front of them and all over the woods. Why would you golf in the south? I didn't even try to find any balls in the woods.

Mavis? Did you have a lady in waiting as a child?

[Adder]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Yes, prior firms senior partners do the drive by the queen's wave as they are motoring by in Grand Central blowing your staff ass off.

Please only post here in English. Or Spanish, German, French, Ojibwe, or any other actual language.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Medela? Best one buddy.

Not a clue. That action freaks me out. I hear that thing running, I go into the basement and drink...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Adder
Ojibwe

No Googling here. You hear me?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Mavis? Did you have a lady in waiting as a child?

My mother was married, had children AND is white. Of course she made sure we had help.