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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I felt bad. Seemed like a decent guy.

Fuck him. Anyone who wrestles alligators, grabs poisonous snakes by the tail, picks shark's teeth and dangles their infants in front of crocodiles deserves whatever mortal danger they put themselves in. He'll be completely forgotten in 6 months.

TM

[SlaveNoMore]

ironweed
You'll feel better tomorrow.

Speaking of....how's the Emerald Isle holding up?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Really, who are you? I'm expecting a riff on assumption of the risk and instead I see a use (in fact, a misuse) of the (overused) word tragedy. Have you started writing for the Today show on the side? Your writing has an odd edgy/sappy quality. If he had died while riding his beloved motorcycle without a helmet we'd say "sad, but what a fucking idiot."

If he'd died from blood loss after an enraged gator bit off his testicles, I'd have written exactly that. But there's no assumption of risk here. In fact, while I'm overusing the term, I'll add that's another tragedy here - a guy who should have provided excellent fodder for such a riff robbed the world of jokes by getting whacked by a stupid floppy fish cattle on Disney cruises swim with and pet all the damned time. It's like Robert Downey choking to death on a gummi bear. It's all wrong... begs a "do over."

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Really, who are you? I'm expecting a riff on assumption of the risk and instead I see a use (in fact, a misuse) of the (overused) word tragedy. Have you started writing for the Today show on the side? Your writing has an odd edgy/sappy quality. If he had died while riding his beloved motorcycle without a helmet we'd say "sad, but what a fucking idiot."

His posts were long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where
who knows where
But he's gone
Gone off into middle age
He ain't Sebby; he's now TaxWonk

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck him. Anyone who wrestles alligators, grabs poisonous snakes by the tail, picks shark's teeth and dangles their infants in front of crocodiles deserves whatever mortal danger they put themselves in. He'll be completely forgotten in 6 months.

TM

Agreed. They deserve to get eaten by a fucking gator, not taken into the cheap seats by a fuckin' frisbee-with-a-stinger fish.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If he'd died from blood loss after an enraged gator bit off his testicles, I'd have written exactly that. But there's no assumption of risk here. In fact, while I'm overusing the term, I'll add that's another tragedy here - a guy who should have provided excellent fodder for such a riff robbed the world of jokes by getting whacked by a stupid floppy fish cattle on Disney cruises swim with and pet all the damned time. It's like Robert Downey choking to death on a gummi bear. It's all wrong... begs a "do over."

You know what's a tragedy? When you're in a crowd and you fart out loud.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know what's a tragedy? When you're in a crowd and you fart out loud.

Rhyming!!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's okay, Sebby. There were a whole lot of people who were upset when Jerry died.

Apropos of nothing, did you know that Jerry owned the film rights to Kurt Vonnegut's The Sirens Of Titan for many years?

Actually, I thought he owned rights to a few Vonnegut books.

But in regard to Jerry, it was more than time for him to go. I'd say after those great shows in 91,' he was pretty much done. There's an intensity to those shows, and particularly the Black Peters I've heard from them, where you can almost sense in hindsight that he wanted to be done with it.

Or maybe that's just the mid-range weed talking...

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Agreed. They deserve to get eaten by a fucking gator, not taken into the cheap seats by a fuckin' frisbee-with-a-stinger fish.

You don't fool us with this "The real tragedy is that he was not devoured by crocs" Sebastian. We have seen the weepy, sentimental, "All I'm saying is that he was a good egg and shall be sorely missed" Sebastian. Your reputation here is forever altered. Don't backpedal now, you'll only appear the fool.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know what's a tragedy? When you're in a crowd and you fart out loud.

Or when your zipper's stuck and you wanna fuck.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is the dumbest thing I've read in some time. If horses are delicious, we should be able to eat them. What makes them different from any other animal? Jesus Christ, people are stupid.

TM

The same could be applied to cats and dogs, which I don't think ought to be eaten.

A cow's different than a cat or horse. Cats and horses are capable of affection and such. Cows are fucking useless.

People tell me pigs are smart, but I haven't looked into it.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is the dumbest thing I've read in some time. If horses are delicious, we should be able to eat them. What makes them different from any other animal? Jesus Christ, people are stupid.

TM

If I had not turned over a new leaf, I would use my Barbaro sock to post a rebuttal.....


speaking of which, anyone know how Barbaro is doing?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You don't fool us with this "The real tragedy is that he was not devoured by crocs" Sebastian. We have seen the weepy, sentimental, "All I'm saying is that he was a good egg and shall be sorely missed" Sebastian. Your reputation here is forever altered. Don't backpedal now, you'll only appear the fool.

God, I hope I don't turn into a pussy when I get older.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You don't fool us with this "The real tragedy is that he was not devoured by crocs" Sebastian. We have seen the weepy, sentimental, "All I'm saying is that he was a good egg and shall be sorely missed" Sebastian. Your reputation here is forever altered. Don't backpedal now, you'll only appear the fool.

You've bested me now, and I most assuredly look the fool. But I will be back, you crafty bastard. You just wait.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
God, I hope I don't turn into a pussy when I get older.

It's not the age. It's the sleep deprivation.