Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Joke about box for lady parts

I also like the one about the female construction worker who was working on a crane and exasperated by her male colleague who was on the ground. The male colleague kept asking her where the hammer was and she kept signalling him by pointing to her eye, to her left breast, to her crotch, and to her buttocks. After several failed attempts she descended from the crane and shouted in his face: "I left it in the box, asshole!"

(Eye left-tit [in the] box, asshole)

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You're working too? They said yesterday in MSNBC, that his resting heartrate was 32. And yeah, I thought that was dead. So if the paramedics show up at your house and your heartrate is 32, do they wheel in the crash cart?

Mine used to in the upper thirties and I'm pretty sure I was not dead, but who knows.

The Pirate used to have a resting HR in the hi-20s and the Kenyans have recorded mid-20s.

[tax_hottie]

Has anyone taken the MPRE recently? Does anyone know how long it really takes to finish the MPRE? The info packet says it's a two-hour exam, but I remember when I took it several years ago, before they changed the test in '99, that I finished in a little over an hour. Two hours was more than enough time to finish. Is this still the case?

I hope so, otherwise, I'm going to miss my flight. I'm taking it again for bar admission in another state.

Thanks all!

[LessinSF]

On slow days like this, I like to play in the Yahoo! chatroom sandbox. I was going to reprint my current conversation here, but I can't cut and paste for some reason.

[LessinSF]

http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/ers/13150667.html (personal ad)

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Penske_Account


The Pirate used to have a resting HR in the hi-20s

Naturally acquired, too.

[LessinSF]

Who wants to go - http://www.spanganga.com/darkness_falls.html (too fucking funny website about an all couples orgy in the dark - no pictures on page)

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Be nice. Looks like PLF had a tough night.

Indeed I did. But nothing to do with kidnapping. Something about hot clubs and interminable waits between hip hop acts makes the gin and tonics go down like water. Fortunately, I went to one of those girly spin class thingies over lunch, and that wrung every ounce of liquid (including the G&T's) out of my system. I spent the afternooon rehydrating and am now ready to hop back on the depravity train again - tonight, the White Stripes. It's not easy being me, but at least I'm not listening to neo-classical or that sissy jazz stuff like Greedy cubed. I stopped going to jazz shows when I realized that all the supposedly great jazz musicians were just moving their fingers really fast - basically playing the same muddied swirl of notes over and over again for every solo. Sorry, folks, but that ain't music, no matter how sophisticated it makes you feel to sit in a jazz club and listen to it.

[str8outavannuys]

This might be the wrong place to post it, because it's a quasi- substantive question, but does anyone have any idea:

a) How much I should charge my "jewelry guy" to do a prenup for him? (I've never done one before)

b) Does anyone have a prenup form they could email me?

For a), I'm thinking of just charging him about $75/hour for as long as it takes me, which is certainly well below what a LA family lawyer would charge, but it should be as it's going to take me longer, and I don't know what I'm doing.

Is there anything I should know about in doing this? Anything easily avoidable that will get me sued for malpractice if I fail to do it?

Thanks.

str8.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
a) How much I should charge my "jewelry guy" to do a prenup for him? (I've never done one before)

If the dude has enough money that he thinks he needs a pre-nup, I would charge him one meeleeyun dollars.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

So, Liz Phair didn't really care for the New York Times' review of her new album.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
So, Liz Phair didn't really care for the New York Times' review of her new album.

Egad! I know I'm revealing that I'm not indie rock turned bubble gum pop self-consciously self-mocking cool, but I will say that I don't get the chicken little thing. :wtf:


And in other celebrity news that we don't really care about but what the hell, my boss will be out of here in 10 minutes and so will I, Sharon Stone's husband has filed for divorce . I knew it was only a matter of time after that unfortunate incident with the Komodo dragon.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys

Anything easily avoidable that will get me sued for malpractice if I fail to do it?

Failing to avoid advice from anonymous lawyers on an internet chat board?

Why not charge a fixed rate, so you don't punish him for needing to bone up on the area. If you're going to do a form, just figure out how much changing it will involve.

[NotFromHere]

For anyone who cares...
Sharon Stone is divorcing what's his name

I guess he's still a little pissed about that Komodo Dragon incident.

NEW YORK, 2:09 p.m. PDT July 3, 2003 - Sharon Stone and her husband, San Francisco Chronicle Executive Editor Phil Bronstein, are divorcing. Bronstein cited irreconcilable differences in his petition for divorce, filed Thursday in San Francisco County Superior Court. A copy of the document was obtained by "Entertainment Tonight."
Stone, 45, and Bronstein, 52, who married on Feb. 14, 1998, said in a statement the dissolution was "amicable and mutual." They have a 3-year-old son, Roan.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Bronstein cited irreconcilable differences in his petition for divorce, filed Thursday in San Francisco County Superior Court.

I have irreconcilable differences with Sharon Stone, but that doesn't mean I'd give up the opportunity to hit that every night.

A(Vive la (irreconcilable) Difference!)G