New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 81

taxwonk · 10-10-2003, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
If I ever finally get popped in the ass, do I have to retire?

No, but you'll have a serious contender for winner on the next breasticle day.

pony_trekker · 10-10-2003, 05:09 PM

So how does Rush blame this on Clinton?

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/10/1...ugh/index.html

I am fat, full of shit and addicted to painkillers. And you are a redneck ultimate fighting watching idiot.

Ditto this motherfucker.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-10-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I dunno. But if they say they want to fuck you and that's all they do, they're really fucking stupid...

If you're talking about yourself, can't help you there...

Way to kill the joke, not that it was that good anyway...

Mutual masturbation has always struck me as a strange practice. The two of you are sitting there, with all the equipment ready to roll.... so you jack off and she plays with play with the little man in the canoe?

I like watching a woman masturbate as much as the next guy, but if I can fuck her, why the hell would I want to TCB in front of her instead?

ltl/fb · 10-10-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
fringee's rhythm off? You're brutal.

That's worse than anything Sebby's said.

Well, I think we can put down "anyone I've ever fucked" in the "would and has fucked someone stupid" column because I didn't even pick up an insult from that part. It (arpy's post) was a very nicely-done post overall, tho. I liked it.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 10-10-2003, 05:12 PM

Women offer 4-hand sensual massage w/ happy ending for Yankee/Sox tix.

For good seats, I bet they'd go full service.

leagleaze · 10-10-2003, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I like watching a woman masturbate as much as the next guy, but if I can fuck her, while the hell would I want to TCB in front of her instead?

I don't know, why don't you tell us more?

The Crystal City Kid · 10-10-2003, 05:13 PM

I also composed a ditty for you. It took me all week. I hope you enjoy it.

"Robust, You'll be My Puppy Soon"

Robust, you'll be my puppy... soon

I love you so much, can't count all the ways
I've died for you Busty and all they can say is
"He's not your kind"
They never get tired of putting me down
And I'll never know when I come around
What I'm gonna find
Don't let them make up your mind.
Don't you know...

Robust, you'll be my puppy soon,
Please, come take my hand
Robust, you'll be my puppy soon,
Soon, you'll need a man

I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're saying girl it cuts like a knife

OK. That is all I have write now. There is a deadline, and a week was not enough time for me to put together all my thoughts into a song for you. I hope you enjoyed it and will email you the rest of it when I finish it next month.

andViolins · 10-10-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
So how does Rush blame this on Clinton?

Like this:

Rush Limbaugh uses himself as example of moral decay of America

Conservative radio talk show host blames his drug problem on liberals' disdain for personal responsibility.

Palm Beach--Citing his reckless and illegal use of prescription drugs, Rush Limbaugh lambasted liberals for causing the moral decay of the country by refusing to take responsibility for their actions.

"I'm a perfect example of what happens when the touchy-feely, do-it-if-it-feels-good liberals have their way," he warned the 20 million listeners of his nationally syndicated radio show. "There's no accountability anymore. People like me feel like they can get away with anything and they shouldn't have to answer to God or anyone else. And it's all the fault of the radical Left."

The pill-popping, racial slurring Limbaugh said as long as Americans are unwilling to take an honest look at themselves and shape up, the nation will continue it's downward spiral into a decadent, hedonistic, self-gratifying orgy of sexual promiscuity, drug addiction, socialism and, most alarmingly of all, higher taxes.

The conservative pundit referred back to remarks he made about drug use in Oct. 1995 to further illustrate his point.

"Let's all admit something. There's nothing good about drug use. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs," he explained at the time. "And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up."

It is for the above reasons, he said, that all of the liberals that directly or indirectly contributed to his fall into drug addiction should be rounded up and thrown in jail for the rest of their natural lives.

But Rush noted that he was not the only outspoken conservative figure to succumb to the Left's agenda of situational ethics and insidious corruption. Bill Bennett, that beacon of morality and religious conservatism, serves as another warning of what can happen when an otherwise upstanding Republican let's his guard down and listens to the lies propagated by the liberal media.

"Friends, this is no less than a coordinated effort by the Left to stifle each and every conservative voice in the media one by one," cautioned Limbaugh while in a prescription drug-induced paranoid psychosis. "When are we going to wake up and realize that we are in a culture war and they are winning?"

Dittoheads from across the United States responded energetically to Limbaugh's message of personal responsibility.

"I know exactly what you're talking about Rush," exclaimed Terry Morgan from Montana. "Those damned liberals made me embezzle several million dollars from my employer. Now I'm in the state penitentiary while the ones who are truly responsible for this crime are running free."

Another listener displaced his feelings of self-loathing onto the "tree-hugging hippies that have taken over my mind."

"I'm an abject failure in every aspect of my life thanks to the free-wheeling bohemians that control my every move," he said. "It's just a matter of time before they force me to vote for a tax and spend Democrat and go on welfare. Damn you Lefties!"

http://www.freepressed.com/limbaugh.htm

aV

purse junkie · 10-10-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker

[Rush the addict]

Ditto this motherfucker.

Now, I don't know what that means--though I sense it's not complimentary--but I do know that it's not fair that he gets to narcotize himself senseless when the public's forced to listen to him stone cold sober.

Any leads on his dealers?

pony_trekker · 10-10-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Way to kill the joke, not that it was that good anyway...

Mutual masturbation has always struck me as a strange practice. The two of you are sitting there, with all the equipment ready to roll.... so you jack off and she plays with play with the little man in the canoe?

I like watching a woman masturbate as much as the next guy, but if I can fuck her, why the hell would I want to TCB in front of her instead?

Some reasons:

1. She has AIDS.
2. She's your sister and otherwise it would be incest.
3. She's your wife's mother and otherwise it wold be cheating.
4. She's on the rag.
5. She specifically requested a facial.

Replaced_Texan · 10-10-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Way to kill the joke, not that it was that good anyway...

Mutual masturbation has always struck me as a strange practice.

When I first read this, I read "mental masturbation" I didn't know what that meant, but I wonder if that's what happens when Penske takes himself off of his ignore list and starts talking to himself again.

leagleaze · 10-10-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by The Crystal City Kid
I also composed a ditty for you. It took me all week. I hope you enjoy it.

Now we just need to see RB's view of fucking stupid people to find out if you even have a chance.

Shape Shifter · 10-10-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I like watching a woman masturbate as much as the next guy, but if I can fuck her, why the hell would I want to TCB in front of her instead?

To see what her non-fake orgasms look like.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-10-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I wouldn't fuck anyone I couldn't bear to converse with before and after. Unfortunately, this means that both Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears are useless to me.

It also means that Gwinky has an intriguing mouth.

Tax(live! from NYC)wonk

This is why I need to be a billionaire...

Wonk, If I showed up at your place with Simson and Spears and said "Ladies, fuck this guy senseless" you wouldn't get stiffer than a flagpole in 30 sec? Look, there ain't a man or gay woman alive who would not band both of those chicks silly...

Hell, I think my wife would even give my a free pass on that threesome.

bridge of love · 10-10-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Some reasons:

5. She specifically requested a facial.

do any women have deep chin dimples?
is it tough to clean in a chin dimple (male or female?)