Politics As Usual

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by Not Me
Neither was grandma Barbara at her age. She will be soon. She has grandma Bush's genes.

True but Jenna has the fat gene. The minute the words "I do" go into her ears, the food is going to start flowing into her mouth at double the speed. As her metabolism slows, well, like grandma, like grand-daughter.

I'd like to see you put your genes where your big fat posting mouth is. I bet you got a wide load trailing that hoo-ha of yours.

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by Not Me
Do you pray for the conversion of pedophiles to Catholicism, too? 'Cuz if you are, stop. There are already too many of them in that religion.

From your keyboard to the Lord's ears.

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
I'd like to see you put your genes where your big fat posting mouth is. I bet you got a wide load trailing that hoo-ha of yours.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
I bet you got a wide load trailing that hoo-ha of yours.

No that is fringey you are thinking of.

As with the gas I use, my social conscience dictates that I eat as little food as possible. It is not that I don't like food, I do. I just feel we have a moral responsibility not to overconsume.

I go to restaurants and am sickend by these huge portions that you are served. And even more sickened as I watch obese people scarfing them down. I do believe that obesity is caused by a psychological problem for many of them, and that many of these people are in need of therapy. However, a lot of them are just people who are selfish and don't care about the effect their eating habits have on this earth. The methane gas emitted by the cattle herds necessary to feed these gluttons contributes to global warming and the huge pieces of the rain forest cut down to provide cheap beef for them does, too.

I do eat beef, so I am not saying you should live your life eating nothing but berries and twigs. But come on people. You don't need to eat half a fucking cow in one sitting.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
From your keyboard to the Lord's ears.

From the priest's dick to the choir boy's mouth to the Lord's eyes.

Hey, I love to hear you speak the truth about Muhammad and his cult. Speak the truth about your cult, too, hypocrite.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

from Fafblog:
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mo' troops, mo' problems

Two of my favorite bloggers, chili dog magnate Kevin Drum and misunderstood comic book dictator Von, have an argument goin about troop levels in Iraq and whether more troops and better planning could have helped salvage the war. Its a very good read, and Von is very right about the religion and money part (The main problem with peace is gettin people fat and happy. All things being equal people would rather stay fat and happy than be starving, miserable, and at righteous war with the enemies of God).

The part that gets me angry is about troops. Everybody says we need more troops and we in fact do not have any more troops. Everybody hates the draft so that is right out. So what are we left with? Easy - cloning! Why are we not cloning our troops to create a vast army of super experienced clone troops? Because of pressure from Republicans and Democrats to ban human cloning!

For shame, Republicans and Democrats! I wept when I learned I could not have a tiny miniature T. Rex all my own. I wept when I learned I could not have, say, fifty or sixty other Fafnirs to stock our next beach party. And I weep now for our national security. Your backwards superstitious ways have wounded America once again.

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by Not Me
No that is fringey you are thinking of.

As with the gas I use, my social conscience dictates that I eat as little food as possible. It is not that I don't like food, I do. I just feel we have a moral responsibility not to overconsume.

I go to restaurants and am sickend by these huge portions that you are served. And even more sickened as I watch obese people scarfing them down. I do believe that obesity is caused by a psychological problem for many of them, and that many of these people are in need of therapy. However, a lot of them are just people who are selfish and don't care about the effect their eating habits have on this earth. The methane gas emitted by the cattle herds necessary to feed these gluttons contributes to global warming and the huge pieces of the rain forest cut down to provide cheap beef for them does, too.

I do eat beef, so I am not saying you should live your life eating nothing but berries and twigs. But come on people. You don't need to eat half a fucking cow in one sitting.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

People are obese because the Liberals have spawned a society of hideous idiots to whom every immoral behavior is relativized. they supersize everything from their Big Macs to the tax bill they want to stick us with. In reality God designed humans and their bio-systems to be prepared for the boom-and-bust cycle of the crops he placed on the earth. I live my life in deference to the lifestyle of the conservative cave-dwelling christians of yore.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
salvage the war

We won that war easily. It is establishing democracy in land where people have been oppressed for eons that is difficult. I don't think more troops are the answer to that. Banning cameras would help more than more troops would.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
I live my life in deference to the lifestyle of the conservative cave-dwelling christians of yore.

I bet you kayak, too.

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by Not Me
From the priest's dick to the choir boy's mouth to the Lord's eyes.

Hey, I love to hear you speak the truth about Muhammad and his cult. Speak the truth about your cult, too, hypocrite.

I started to compose a response to the above, but, actually, your post is too silly to even acknowledge. In fact it makes the liberal heresy of some of the demodolts here look downright commonsensical. Any literate, intellectual, and educated person of a proper Judeo-Christian background realizes that your kind of bigoted, blowhard anti-Catholic prejudice is bull puckey, big time, and that, like Christ, the true Catholics are faith driven, loving Christians following the path of the holy Spirit’s grace to full communion with the Lord and his son at his right hand.

May God bless you and have mercy on your hoo-ha.

[SlaveNoMore]

Gin Rummy

While we're at it, it appears that some at the old gray lady don't like him that much either:

From Drudge:

"NEW YORK Former New York Times Executive Editor Howell Raines, on the hot seat again as controversy over the newspaper's Iraq coverage during his tenure continues to swirl, has written a column for The Guardian in London today on John Kerry that concludes that he "has to get better as a candidate." One problem, according to Raines: Kerry is "pompous" and "ponderous."

He also declared that Kerry has an "Addams Family" face--"as if Lurch had gone to Choate."

Where Bill Clinton's most famous campaign message was, "It's the economy stupid," Kerry's seems to be, according to Raines, "It's the war, sort of, and it's the economy, maybe."

"I personally find him easier to talk to than Al Gore, but there's no denying that he's ponderous," Raines continued. "And he's pompous in a way that Gore is not. With Gore, you feel that if he could choose, he would have been born poor and cool. Kerry radiates the feeling that he is entitled to his sense of entitlement. Probably that comes from spending too much time with Teddy Kennedy, but it's a problem. The TV camera is an x-ray for picking up attitudinal truths, and Kerry's lantern jaw and Addams Family face somehow reinforce the message that this guy has passed from ponderous to pompous and is so accustomed to privilege that he doesn't have to worry about looking goofy. It's as if Lurch had gone to Choate...."

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by Not Me
I bet you kayak, too.

If you must know, I sport fish and sometimes kayak from my lake cabin to my "secret" fishin' hole.

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore


He also declared that Kerry has an "Addams Family" face--"as if Lurch had gone to Choate."

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
May God bless you and have mercy on your hoo-ha.

Jesus would love my hoo-ha more than he loved Mary Magdalene's hoo-ha.

[The Larry Davis Experience]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
While we're at it, it appears that some at the old gray lady don't like him that much either:

From Drudge:

"NEW YORK Former New York Times Executive Editor Howell Raines,

Uh, I think Howell Raines has moved on from his post at that particular publication.