Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm now eagerly awaiting the PPV throw-down three-way fight between ncs, cookiepuss, and fudgie the whale. Mmmm, fudgie.

Mmmm, ncs.

(someone had to post this, right?)

[Shape Shifter]

I can't believe I forgot.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm now eagerly awaiting the PPV throw-down three-way fight between ncs, cookiepuss, and fudgie the whale. Mmmm, fudgie.

Fine. I'll be back in a minute. I need to grab a spoon.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I can't believe I forgot.

That why you're the dumbest!!

And you have a palindrominic number of posts. Yay!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not true. Bob Dole on Real World was very funny. I know it. You know it. And the American people know it.

TM

Who ate Bob Dole's peanut butter?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I can't believe I forgot.

You must have had your head up your ass.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I can't believe I forgot.

I'll hit you with my one good arm!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'll hit you with my one good arm!

Unless I am whiffing (and I don't think that's it), you are the most unfunny person I've ever come across.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Unless I am whiffing (and I don't think that's it), [nfh is] the most unfunny person I've ever come across.

TM

Congratulations nfh! Everybody is best at something.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Unless I am whiffing (and I don't think that's it), you are the most unfunny person I've ever come across.

TM

Dipshit. It was a skit.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dipshit. It was a skit.

Ix-nay on the it-skay.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Montecore
The WWE could take some pointers from these guys. Did anyone tivo this?

"Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

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The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong."

http://www.ltlf.co.uk/bbcnews.htm

I'm wondering how you get a lion to stop fighting/eating midgets.

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'm wondering how you get a lion to stop fighting/eating midgets.

They called the fight and the lion won. You just send him to his corner, like in boxing.

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'm wondering how you get a lion to stop fighting/eating midgets.

Really? I'm thinking about all the opportunity this creates for ultimate fighting midgets from other parts of the world. Yang Sihamoni is back to square one and the CMFL is entering a rebuilding period.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Montecore
They called the fight and the lion won. You just send him to his corner, like in boxing.

The lion needs better PR. The photo caption read "An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets." The cat was just doing what a cat's gotta do.