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10-10-2003, 05:19 PM
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#1216
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Masturbating With Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
To see what her non-fake orgasms look like.
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My love for you knows no bounds. |
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10-10-2003, 05:20 PM
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#1217
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Masturbating With Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
To see what her non-fake orgasms look like.
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That... is a great comeback.
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10-10-2003, 05:20 PM
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#1218
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Look, there ain't a man or gay woman alive who would not band both of those chicks silly...
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Bitch, please (Or Bitch please if you're ABBA) not with a 10 foot pole. Not even with your pole. |
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10-10-2003, 05:21 PM
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#1219
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is why I need to be a billionaire...
Wonk, If I showed up at your place with Simson and Spears and said "Ladies, fuck this guy senseless" you wouldn't get stiffer than a flagpole in 30 sec? Look, there ain't a man or gay woman alive who would not band both of those chicks silly...
Hell, I think my wife would even give my a free pass on that threesome.
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I'd get hard as a rock.
Then, one or both of them would say "Ewwww, he just used the F word" and I'd have to throw the three of you out and mix up a pitcher of martinis.
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10-10-2003, 05:22 PM
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#1220
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Bitch, please (Or Bitch please if you're ABBA) not with a 10 foot pole. Not even with your pole.
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Now now leagl, I think everyone will agree I am mainly correct when I say you are lying about this. Maybe to yourself as well, in an effort to bolster your feeble self-esteem and keep those self-loathing feelings buried, but lying all the same.
I can't bring myself to say something graphically loathsome about how turned on you would be by Jessica whoever and Britney. Sorry. |
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10-10-2003, 05:23 PM
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#1221
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Masturbating With Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My love for you knows no bounds.
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This is excellent, because S^2 has a newfound love for Tigers!
I sense romance!
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A wee dram a day!
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10-10-2003, 05:23 PM
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#1222
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Now now leagl, I think everyone will agree I am mainly correct when I say you are lying about this. Maybe to yourself as well, in an effort to bolster your feeble self-esteem and keep those self-loathing feelings buried, but lying all the same.
I can't bring myself to say something graphically loathsome about how turned on you would be by Jessica whoever and Britney. Sorry.
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I hate you. Meanie. |
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10-10-2003, 05:25 PM
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#1223
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by leagleaze
I hate you. Meanie.
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I cannot believe you are not responding to the incredibly deep substance of my post and are resorting to name-calling in a pathetic attempt to change the subject.
Let's be honest here. You hate me because I am absolutely 100% right, don't you? And not because I deprived you of a loathsomely (loathesomely?) graphic description. |
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10-10-2003, 05:26 PM
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#1224
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Let's be honest here. You hate me because I am absolutely 100% right, don't you? And not because I deprived you of a loathsomely (loathesomely?) graphic description.
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Yes. Well that and you are prettier than I am. I hate that. |
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10-10-2003, 05:28 PM
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#1225
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Yes. Well that and you are prettier than I am. I hate that.
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. It's not like you are ugly. You are just in the middle somewhere and feel insecure about it. And you probably should.
I do hope all of my constructive criticism is helping you come to grips with your psychological deficiencies. |
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10-10-2003, 05:30 PM
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#1226
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. It's not like you are ugly. You are just in the middle somewhere and feel insecure about it. And you probably should.
I do hope all of my constructive criticism is helping you come to grips with your psychological deficiencies.
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Yes, thank you for pointing out my deficient nature. |
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10-10-2003, 05:31 PM
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#1227
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
I'd get hard as a rock.
Then, one or both of them would say "Ewwww, he just used the F word" and I'd have to throw the three of you out and mix up a pitcher of martinis.
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Wait a minute... where's the squirt gun full of Lubriderm?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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10-10-2003, 05:32 PM
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#1228
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Yes, thank you for pointing out my deficient nature.
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You are welcome. Any time.
Oh BTW, just so you know, and in the interests of helping you with your many self-esteem problems and deficiencies, some of the kids you were in 3rd grade with thought you smelled funny sometimes. Or even a lot of the time. |
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10-10-2003, 05:35 PM
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#1229
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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10-10-2003, 05:35 PM
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#1230
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Stupid Fucking People a poll
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Wait a minute... where's the squirt gun full of Lubriderm?
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With his TCB mag stash, of course... |
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