Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 82

purse junkie · 11-14-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
NAH. You want a REAL boat.

Edit to add, hmm, nothing but guys in that boat. What gives?

Didn't one of the Monaco princesses' boy-toys get killed in one of these stupid things?

Might as well wear your (remaining) hair in a comb-over and buy yourself some large gold chest-hair medallions. Better just to swallow one's pride and buy Viagra.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-14-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The pictures on these websites are making me drool like Coltrane over a lingerie model.

Except I have a better chance of getting one of those babies.

Yeah, but I'm more likely to use my dinghy...

baltassoc · 11-14-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No seriously. It's the most fun you can have on the water.
Really.

Here's a picture of me and my "friend."
[Fast Boat pic]

Doesn't it look like we're having fun?

I note that neither you nor your friend are holding beverages. Same with Ty's boat.* That's because you're too afraid (with good reason) that you'll spill your martini / bloody mary / screwdriver at that speed. That's why it doesn't look like fun.

Much better to putter out to Catalina / St. Michaels / Sanabel Island for lunch not only in an environment that permits one to make a proper pitcher of martinis, but at a pace that will permit one to finish it (and perhaps a second).

Actually, the best yachts are those that other people pay the upkeep on.

*Edited to note I missed that Ty was merely quoting NFH, and they were both NFH's pictures - Sorry Ty.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-14-2003, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm pretty sure I could have more fun on a water bed

This is the absolute worst. The worst. The goddamn waves are always screwing up your rhythm. First thrust creates a wave. Wave comes back during second thrust. The two absorb each other and thrust 2 becomes a half thrust. Repeat; absorb; conflict. You got nothing. The bed is confused. You're confused, and the girl is seasick.

Edited to say: SHIT! That was my K. I thought I had one more! I K'd prematurely.

Tyrone Slothrop · 11-14-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
I note that neither you nor your friend are holding beverages. Same with Ty's boat.

Please don't think of that as my boat.

robustpuppy · 11-14-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The bed is confused. You're confused, and the girl is seasick.

That's what you get for taking her out in a little dinghy.

Edited to note that I posted this before seeing Coltrane's "premature" edit, and I don't care if any of you find it funny, but I just laughed out loud.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-14-2003, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yes. Let me explai. PLF was mocking the use of the term "whiff" or rather the term itself as yet another stupid FB term along the lines of "I didnt get the memo". He did that to my post bc we spent way too much billable time IMing about such things. its liek our little "in"joke that he decided to go public with. He used it ironically as I could not have whiffed on my post. But you wrote Whiff to PLF"s post bc you didnt know it was an in joke between us so you whiffed. See?

Wrong. PLF was being random in a "Pushy the Puppy" kind of way. Saying "whiff" in that scenario was funny because it didn't make any sense at all. That's what made it funny.

But I'm sure you are convinced that whatever conversation you had with PLF happened the way you just mentioned it. But it was probably mostly in your head.

And if it wasn't for stupid FB terms, your only FB legacy would be that notch on slave's bedpost (in the "crazy girls not in a threesome" section).

TM

spookyfish · 11-14-2003, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Edited to say: SHIT! That was my K. I thought I had one more! I K'd prematurely.

That nifty boat might compensate for that particular problem with the "right" kind of girls.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-14-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
That nifty boat might compensate some with the "right" kind of girls.

I really enjoy driving fast in a fast car, but riding in those kind of boats is painful. Your teeth hurt. Knees hurt. Back hurts. Going 90 on Lake Michigan is not as fun as it looks. You need a massage when you're done.

spookyfish · 11-14-2003, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
riding in those kind of boats is painful. Your teeth hurt. Knees hurt. Back hurts. You need a massage when you're done.

Duhhhh. And the kind of girls who would be impressed by such a machine are likely to be intimately familiar with the giving of "massages".

NotFromHere · 11-14-2003, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
I note that neither you nor your friend are holding beverages. Same with Ty's boat.* That's because you're too afraid (with good reason) that you'll spill your martini / bloody mary / screwdriver at that speed. That's why it doesn't look like fun.

Much better to putter out to Catalina / St. Michaels / Sanabel Island for lunch not only in an environment that permits one to make a proper pitcher of martinis, but at a pace that will permit one to finish it (and perhaps a second).

Actually, the best yachts are those that other people pay the upkeep on.

*Edited to note I missed that Ty was merely quoting NFH, and they were both NFH's pictures - Sorry Ty.

No, this is pre-cocktail hour (it's still very light out) and that's why you need the speed. The faster you get the Cannes or Nice, the sooner you can have the waiter bring you drinks on the deck (of the hotel).

NotFromHere · 11-14-2003, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is the absolute worst. The worst. The goddamn waves are always screwing up your rhythm. First thrust creates a wave. Wave comes back during second thrust. The two absorb each other and thrust 2 becomes a half thrust. Repeat; absorb; conflict. You got nothing. The bed is confused. You're confused, and the girl is seasick.

Edited to say: SHIT! That was my K. I thought I had one more! I K'd prematurely.

Second. Only did it once in a waterbed. Never again. Didn't get seasick, but didn't have much fun either. It really ruins your chance at a second date.

ltl/fb · 11-14-2003, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No, this is pre-cocktail hour (it's still very light out) and that's why you need the speed. The faster you get the Cannes or Nice, the sooner you can have the waiter bring you drinks on the deck (of the hotel).

I'm sorry, I think you said "pre-cocktail hour" and offered as evidence that it is "very light out." If (and this is a big "if") there is a time of day during which drinking is inappropriate, defining it as "while it is very light out" is just deeply wrong.

ltl/fb · 11-14-2003, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Second. Only did it once in a waterbed. Never again. Didn't get seasick, but didn't have much fun either. It really ruins your chance at a second date.

The chickie only comes with the floaty raft, so anything other than that would destroy second "date" chances anyway.

NotFromHere · 11-14-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm sorry, I think you said "pre-cocktail hour" and offered as evidence that it is "very light out." If (and this is a big "if") there is a time of day during which drinking is inappropriate, defining it as "while it is very light out" is just deeply wrong.

Oh no. Please don't mistake cocktail hour for drinking. Cocktail hour (or happy hour) is when you get the discount and the free pupus.

I would never dream to limit my drinking to mere cocktail hours, or non-work hours for that matter.

Sorry if I was unclear on that.