Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think its time to put the Graffix down. Do you not remember your recent post about checking out of a hotel, making eyecontact with some chick and wantging to fuck her right there?

That doesn't mean she wanted to fuck me. I'm an egomaniac in my lesser moments.

Yes, I do recall my post, and you're right. I'm caught talking out of both sides of my ass again.

[Dave]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss

WRT Dharma, I've always found her quite odd looking, and not in a Mena Suvari "but I look stunning when the camera angle is right" way. She looks like Faith Hill in that picture.

The twins are pretty cute and not really all that young anymore. Didn't Paris already make her first video at their age? They are falling behind the curve.

I thought the Dharma pic looked like she was trying to be Jessica (Singing Barbie) Simpson.

The twins could dial back on the mascara just a little.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And shockingly, I agree with Sebbbby. You don't know until you actually have sex.

But I don't agree with this full lights on business. That kind of lighting does not flatter my workaholic pallor or skanky tattoos.

That's what you think.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That doesn't mean she wanted to fuck me. I'm an egomaniac in my lesser moments.

Yes, I do recall my post, and you're right. I'm caught talking out of both sides of my ass again.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Sebby for getting us all back on track this morning.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Respectfully disagree. But maybe its definitional, our disagreement.

As to the former, sexual chemistry to me is that electrical current that is in the air between me and someone when I've met someone and really want to get them naked. It's that hypersensitivity of every nerve ending, so that every brush up against me gets me hot and all I can think about is, well honestly, at the beginnning, my mouth. For me, it's all centered around that kiss, and wanting to know it and taste it and feel it. To me, that's sexual chemistry...the wanting it really bad, so that you can almost feel it...you know what that kiss will feel like, what that hand will feel like, what those thrusts will feel like...and you are on the edge of your seat in anticipation.

Now, I've had sexual chemistry with people that's gone bust after they've kissed me or we've gone home and gotten naked together, for all of ther rreasons you've expounded above. Sexual technique musst follw up the initial chemisrty, or else the chemistry simply evaporates.

Now when the sexual chemistry gets mixed up with stellar sexual technique, and along the way you find that you have a kink or two in common, well that's sexual alchemy and that's pretty wonderful.

I'm with you on this one. Sexual chemistry is the charge in the air before anything really has happened. Whether or not it translates into good sex with someone is another question. And when it doesn't, I can be quite a letdown. But when it does... Amazing.

Sigh. I need a cigarette break.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm with you on this one. Sexual chemistry is the charge in the air before anything really has happened. Whether or not it translates into good sex with someone is another question. And when it doesn't, I can be quite a letdown. But when it does... Amazing.

Sigh. I need a cigarette break.

BnB is right. It's definitional. I would define that "charge" in the air as "general chemistry", in which both persons are drawn to each other on some subatomic level. The anticipation of sleeping with them may be why the general chemistry is interpreted as sexual.

This is why that "charge" can still exist AFTER you have had bad sex with a person. I have an ex who I still am VERY attracted to (i.e., the "charge" is still there) even though we never really had unbelievable sex.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If you cannot comprehend them, just PM me so I can explain them to you so we don't have to bore everyone with the minute details of what should be our private convo. Oh, you are embarrassed to be the slow one. I see. Well, I will nutshell it for you. YOu see, Slave often posts inside jokes that are fairly obvious to ousiders such as myself, and they usually arent very funny so it makes one wonder why they are posted at all. Bc this is a unique strain of post, I decided an award was appropriate. As an avowed Non-Scroll and Poster bc of the time involved, I just replied as I saw these posts. Who knew that Slave would pop out an unprecedented four or five of these type posts in one day? And the Lestertini is a special cocktail that is really strong that is purchasd by Lester for his would be victims. Since I cannot really award a prize to Slave besides the honor itself,it seemed a fitting prize, especially since Lester would no doubt invite himself along, and bc you guys are in Frisco. NTTAWWT. A threesome is really nothing but a twosome with an added cooter thrown in to make it seem less gay, right?

Huh?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And when it doesn't, I can be quite a letdown.

You should try viagra and maybe you won't be such a letdown.

.02

edited to add: no offence.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by evenodds
Still, the pills must erode the social user's already fragile self-confidence. Is the fear that she won't like you if you don't fuck all night? Or that you won't have anything to talk about when it's over? Or is the conquest the only goal?

My sense of the guy at the beginning of the article feared that he wouldn't be able to get it up at all, because the pressure of this being a make-or-break event would get to him. Not all night, just at all.

The other guy mentioned in the article, who used Viagra to have a three-day sex romp with a model, with whom he later learned he had nothing to talk about.... well he seemed to have the right idea, honestly.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
BnB is right. [and then some other stuff]

I just wanted to see this again. It's been a while since I've heard these words.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
WHat part did you enjoy? The Loden curtains? Who was buying whom drinks? I think the reason you cannot appreciate these posts is bc you are a newbie. And you always will be.

Wow, you are on the rag today!!!

What, did you accidentally walk into an ottoman or something?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What, did you accidentally walk into an ottoman or something?

Damn Turks can mess up your whole day.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by bilmore
Damn Turks can mess up your whole day.

Empirically.

Originally posted by LessinSF
Empirically.

SO I see you boys just arrived at the same time. How did it go? No need to dress it up in the guise of an inside joke.

[LessinSF]

Celebrity Mole Mexico, starting Jan. 7, will "star:"

Stephen Baldwin
Corbin Bernsen
Dennis Rodman
Ananda Lewis
Mark Curry
Tracey Gold
Keshia Knight Pulliam
Angie Everhart

I'm not sure if my excitement can be contained.