Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Nihilist
Zwei Wörter: "Meaty fiasco."

I don't know what those first couple words are, but "fiasco" usually is only used in funny stories, not hot happy ones.

[Atticus Grinch]

http://www.mrpicassohead.com/

Link is harmless.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Psssst. Check the PB if you want a post that includes Latin and Greek and Shakespeare. A personal best, doomed to live in obscurity.

compared to my also ignored "atticus is a pimp, he could never have outfought club" it was pedestrian; smartly shod, but pedestrian.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
and Hank's not on my ignore list,

I get the sense I'm on probation though.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I get the sense I'm on probation though.

Not as long as I hold out hope of getting the tape of you and Ty fucking.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by baltassoc
So this seems like a logical poll topic:

What is the stupidest thing you have done as a result of love and sex. Answer must be for both, not just sex, and not just love.

Helped set up (and break down aftwerwards) an imitation "Up With People" concert. Yes, an imitation. It wasn't even the real [sic] "Up With People" -- it was a faux version thereof.

Granted, I was in high school, so the sex was -- at best -- "sex" as defined by Kenneth Starr, yet oh so much of a dreamed-of reward. And it was more of a crush than love. But it sure was stupid.

And unsuccessful.

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That sea lion looks happier than most people I know . . .

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Will Aloha flop the nut?

Nope. I'm dead money on this one.

I may be a perv, but never let it be said that I am not a faithful perv... Damn those parochial schools.

If she doesn't want to come along, I can still operate the video equipment.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That sea lion looks happier than most people I know . . .

Sure. Most people in that position are cuffed and just got the pepper spray in the face...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Nope. I'm dead money on this one.

I may be a perv, but never let it be said that I am not a faithful perv... Damn those parochial schools.

If she doesn't want to come along, I can still operate the video equipment.

of me by myself? no. no no no. what kind of freaky freak perv do you think I am?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
of me by myself? no. no no no. what kind of freaky freak perv do you think I am?

I'll bite. What kind of freaky freak perv are you, dearie?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I'll bite. What kind of freaky freak perv are you, dearie?

don't turn questions around on me. answer, or laugh.

[SlaveNoMore]

Original Star Wars trilogy [Special Edition versions] out on DVD on September 21.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Actually, once, while I was in Paris, I went with several friends to a bar where you drank red wine out of baby bottles (It was the late 80's...it made sense at the time).

I woke up naked the next morning in a strange hotel room, in a large king sized bed with a beautiful naked brunette man on one side of me and a gorgeous naked blonde guy on the other.

I climbed over the naked blonde and located most of my clothing in the bathtub.

To my dismay, the brunette spoke only what I presumed to be italian and the blonde only german or dutch. I speak only english and a little french. I said my merci beaucoups, guten dags and arriverdercis...and found me a taxi.

ok so fast forward to 10 years later when you received the videotape in the mail with the italian writing on the package... pick up the story after you put the videotape into the VCR.

[Monsieur Homme]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ok so fast forward to 10 years later when you received the videotape in the mail with the italian writing on the package... pick up the story after you put the videotape into the VCR.

elle a obtenu enculer par l'Italien! J'étais le "garçon hollandais"! y'a du monde au balcon!!

Ooooooolalalalalala!!!!!!!