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07-14-2005, 02:00 PM
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#1216
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think my brain is capable of reading posts about hair-styling. I tried. Honestly.
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You really should try the leave-in conditioner.
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07-14-2005, 02:03 PM
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#1217
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You really should try the leave-in conditioner.
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I used to use that Paul Mitchell "The Conditioner." Its great moisturizer for the skin as well.
Who am I kidding? Its also great lube.
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07-14-2005, 02:03 PM
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#1218
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm totally shaved. Penske wouldn't have it any othher way.
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I hear waxxing alleviates the hurrishave rash.
I have fully shaved down 3 or times. The regrowth is an itchy bitch.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-14-2005, 02:05 PM
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#1219
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, well now I'm pregnant. What am I going to tell my wife?
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Can she be sure it's not hers?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-14-2005, 02:05 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think my brain is capable of reading posts about hair-styling. I tried. Honestly.
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On my last visit to the local hipster barbershop (which is now in rotation with the more expensive but oh-so-nice metrosexual joint), the one stylist that I've mentioned previously was now sporting a mohawk along with her piercings, tattoos, and very ample cleavage.
Pony, pm me if you still want the address.
Coltrane, is this at least a little bit better?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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07-14-2005, 02:08 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Frottage
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The shlong swipe is more common than you think... or maybe you already know this.
I don't know if I possibly have unique anatomy in this regard, but when trying to pass by people in tight quarters (aisles in the Deli, on the train, etc...), when turned to the side, occasionally, one's package will brush up against the person one is passing. I hate when this happens. Its creepy. I always wantv to shout "Hey, move the fuck up a little more... I don't want to swab you with my fucking dick as I pass." Of course, its far worse if you're the one being passed and you feel what appears to be some balding, ccreepy IT guy's package glance across you as you move. I always think to myself "I's probably just a fanny pack... possible a cell phone in one of those belt holsters." One of many lies I tell myself to hide ffrom the pain.
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Of course the squick factor is multiplied if the dick frottage is accompanied by a swab from a crusty spunk stain. I'm just sayin'.
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07-14-2005, 02:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
On my last visit to the local hipster barbershop (which is now in rotation with the more expensive but oh-so-nice metrosexual joint), the one stylist that I've mentioned previously was now sporting a mohawk along with her piercings, tattoos, and very ample cleavage.
Pony, pm me if you still want the address.
Coltrane, is this at least a little bit better?
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Much. Did you bring your camera phone?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-14-2005, 02:18 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you really asking this?
I have the same issue when I get a haircut. Where else do you place the eyes? It really geets awkward when the boobs brush up against you a few times. I always wonder whether the hairstylist does this (a) inadvertently, (b) for some cheap thrill or (c) doesn't care or think there's any big deal about having her breasts rubbed up against a guy she doesn't know.
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(d) studies show that guys with boners are better tippers. |
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07-14-2005, 02:26 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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Speaking of fear
I hadn't had a chance to get a haircut over the weekend but I had a court appearance Tuesday morning in a nearby suburban court. Not wanting to look like a mop-head I GPSed the nearest barbershop.
I didn't realize it until he started cutting but the guy who cut my hair had Parkinson's. He did a fair job, though, and even gave me an envelope for my ear.
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07-14-2005, 02:52 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Speaking of fear
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
I hadn't had a chance to get a haircut over the weekend but I had a court appearance Tuesday morning in a nearby suburban court. Not wanting to look like a mop-head I GPSed the nearest barbershop.
I didn't realize it until he started cutting but the guy who cut my hair had Parkinson's. He did a fair job, though, and even gave me an envelope for my ear.
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Perhaps the ADA has gone a bit too far.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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07-14-2005, 03:00 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Heinz Dept.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
People of the FB:
I can no longer keep up with this place. Every afternnon has included upwards of an hour scrolling and scrolling and swcrolling just to be caught up. I am not even reading most of this dreck. ITs become more an exercie in keeping up, which is stupid and pointless. This board is not nearly Sidd enough to validate the effort and time lost. I cant get to yoga anymore, its making my ass fat.
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I just got to this post. Oh the humanity!
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07-14-2005, 03:53 PM
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#1227
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Michelle Wie Redux
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yeah. Although, I'll note that the phrase, "Stop acting like a little girl," no longer has the same bite when I use it to chastise slave.
TM
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Wie update: She won her 2nd round match and is all square through 5 holes in the round of 16.
http://www.usapl.org/
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Boogers!
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07-14-2005, 03:56 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Michelle Wie Redux
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Wie update: She won her 2nd round match and is all square through 5 holes in the round of 16.
http://www.usapl.org/
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Where was the site where you're getting your WSOP updates?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-14-2005, 03:59 PM
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#1229
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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i miss PAigow [sniff] Dept.
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I just got to this post. Oh the humanity!
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That tragic news would have been so much sadder if not for the lucky break of not one, but two, newbers (cuckold and nononono) showing in the past few weeks. We don't have a gaping gap where Paigow was, we have a bulge where the newbers have filled the Paigow void and are poised to move far beyond it.
People were sad when Jay-Z retired, then they heard Kanye's game, and realized Jay had to get out.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-14-2005, 04:02 PM
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#1230
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Michelle Wie Redux
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Where was the site where you're getting your WSOP updates?
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There are a couple. The final 27 start at 3:00 West Coast time today. Chip counts for them are here - http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-tour...&screen=result .
Live updates are also on that site, along with this site - http://taopoker.blogspot.com/
Odds to win are (spoiler whiteout):
PHIL IVEY 5-2
MIKE MATUSOW 9-2
GREG RAYMER 13-2
MINH LY 9-1
BRAD KONDRACKI 11-1
JOSEPH HACHEM 11-1
TOMMY VU 12-1
SCOTT LAZAR 15-1
TIM PHAN 16-1
AARON KANTER 17-1
BRYANT KING 25-1
FIELD 8-5
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