A sad, constant bid for attention

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Believe it or not, and I'm sure you believe it, it is not unethical, in California, to be banging a client unless you have coerced it or forced it.
Shocking, I know.

I know this from the first season of L.A. Law.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Believe it or not, and I'm sure you believe it, it is not unethical, in California, to be banging a client unless you have coerced it or forced it.
Shocking, I know.

Did he ever do any actual legal work for her? I realize legal work does not really make for good television, but all I ever saw him do was refill her drinks.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You'd have fucked one more guy?

One guy in high school. Who knows how many more guys overall?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What first set me thinking was my firm got one of those coffee makers where you put in a pod and the water is forced through it. Little packets of coffee wrapped up and differents origins. Of course the wrappers display the alleged origins: Costa Rican, Sumatra Mandeeling, more variety than even the biggest pot dealer ever offered!!

Now my firm buys 2 brands- 1 comes wrapped in a matte wrapper, the other in glossy foil wrappers. I cannot force myself to give the matte wrapped any chance as being the equivalent. I am obviously too Neanderthal to notice any taste difference, yet I will not brew a matte brand unless we are out of glossy.

You brew your own coffee? Corner office, my ass.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
God, no. By then I had figured out that I was a bag of chips (at the very least, my hair looked fantastic that night), so I could actually have hooked up with someone on whom I'd had an unrequited crush. But I didn't do that either, because I was already involved in a love triangle, and because my crush turned out to be a loser after high school.

Why is it nobody calls women "losers"? You never hear anyone say "she turned out to be a huge fucking loser." Its almost like the word is exclusively used for males. Is there another word people use for female losers?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why is it nobody calls women "losers"? You never hear anyone say "she turned out to be a huge fucking loser." Its almost like the word is exclusively used for males. Is there another word people use for female losers?

I have heard women called losers.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why is it nobody calls women "losers"? You never hear anyone say "she turned out to be a huge fucking loser." Its almost like the word is exclusively used for males. Is there another word people use for female losers?

I call women losers. One of them was at my h.s. reunion, in fact, and I remember thinking that karma is a bitch.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have heard women called losers.

It's easy to hear when you are the one saying it.

Meanie.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's ASTERISK!!!!

Axe him if he cares.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
One guy in high school. Who knows how many more guys overall?

Why count? I keep a mental rolodex of the top five in life, and that seems to be aout all I need.

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I call women losers. One of them was at my h.s. reunion, in fact, and I remember thinking that karma is a bitch.

How big of a loser can someone only ten years after high school (six years after college)? It's not like expectations are that high.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why is it nobody calls women "losers"? You never hear anyone say "she turned out to be a huge fucking loser." Its almost like the word is exclusively used for males. Is there another word people use for female losers?

For someone whose posting persona revolves almost entirely around the degree and quality of asses he would tap, I am surprised that you're baffled by this. On the sexual chart of female possibilities, men do not have categories for "loser."

The toughest grade you'd assign to them would be "coke sex."

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why is it nobody calls women "losers"? You never hear anyone say "she turned out to be a huge fucking loser." Its almost like the word is exclusively used for males. Is there another word people use for female losers?

Because trailer trash is much more descriptive. Most of the cheerleaders at my reunion were fat fat trailer trash. The kind you see on Cops smoking a cigarette, holding a Lite beer and a baby.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I call women losers. One of them was at my h.s. reunion, in fact, and I remember thinking that karma is a bitch.

Since I was the most popular kid in HS, I skipped my 10-year HS reunion, knowing that it would ruin it for everyone else who was anticipating hanging out with me. Suckers.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Axe him if he cares.

While you're doing that, could you get me an expresso?