Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
ABBA was not there, that I know of, but I did dance. This is something I'd rather not do in front of people I have to deal with professionally.

So you get naked for tips, too, eh?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is that the chick from Serendipity? God, she's ridiculously hot. I just watched some awful flick called TipToes (I won't even write about it... its just that bad) starring her. Fucking dazzling. I can't recall a hotter face on a chick.

It was Kate Beckinsale, from Underworld, and yes -- Serendipity, too. Smokin'.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
It was Kate Beckinsale, from Underworld, and yes -- Serendipity, too. Smokin'.

Really? Kate Beckinsdale? Huh. Go figure.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by taxwonk
But why would you be worried about being seen by a coworker? It's not like you were pole-dancing with ABBA.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
ABBA was not there, that I know of, but I did dance. This is something I'd rather not do in front of people I have to deal with professionally.

I'm taking hip-hop dance classes this fall. They are excellent in the event someone is swinging by NYC and needs a good laugh.

gw(several left feet)nc

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
ABBA was not there, that I know of, but I did dance.

If I were there, you would have known.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss

Don't be bummed, honey. I still love you and think you're the TITS!!! You were the one who was worried about embarassing dance moves at a firm-related weddding. That's all I was referring too.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
Really? Kate Beckinsdale? Huh. Go figure.

I thought it was "Beckinsdale" too.

"Beckinsale"?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
If I were there, you would have known.

How so? Everyone was pierced. Except for me. I don't like needles.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought it was "Beckinsdale" too.

"Beckinsale"?

Yup. Apparently so.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
Really? Kate Beckinsdale? Huh. Go figure.

I assume you mean "go figure... that didn't necessarily look like her" and not "go figure... I wouldn't think people would find her all that hot", because she is undeniably one of the hottest chicks I have ever seen.

She needs to do a nude scene. And she will soon if she keeps picking scripts involving vampires and dwarves.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How so? Everyone was pierced. Except for me. I don't like needles.

I hear ya. I had a Prince Albert for a while, but I ripped off a nipple reaching for the phone.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by taxwonk
So are you gonna fuck him?

Well, sure, but that doesn't answer his question about whether or not he should fuck the waitress.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
Really? Kate Beckinsdale? Huh. Go figure.

She falls into the "occasionally looks hot" category. Like Selma Blair.

In other words, she's no Ashley Judd. But then again, who is?

edited to add that apparently sebby and I disagree about something. Imagine that.

[Apropos of Nothing]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well, sure, but that doesn't answer his question about whether or not he should fuck the waitress.

Apr...uh, coincidentally, I heard the Human League's fine classic "Don't You Want Me?" on the Retro Lunch show on one of the local ClearFinity radio stations earlier today.