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12-15-2003, 02:28 PM
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#1231
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Make it 5 for 5
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
SO I see you boys just arrived at the same time. How did it go? No need to dress it up in the guise of an inside joke.
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Like tax_hottie's curried nuts, Slave forever will have the reek of you, and, thus, I can't go there, but thanks for asking. Your thoughtfulness is one of your best traits.
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12-15-2003, 02:34 PM
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#1232
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survivor question
I missed the part of the last hour where John was on the hotseat. How did the others, esp Burton, react to his lies?
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12-15-2003, 03:05 PM
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#1233
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Props to Dave (or aren't the kids saying "props" anymore?)
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Originally posted by Dave
That would be a great movie title.
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Apropos of nothing, I really like the way you shift the avatar occasionally within the Dave theme. Why do I admire your stick-to-it-tiv-ness? Because I stopped after only a few Bobs (Newhart, the Office Space Bobs, and Costas, as I recall -- I used Saget as a joke a bit later).
I mean, I'm happy as Rockford cause it helps me with the chicks, but congrats.
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12-15-2003, 03:08 PM
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#1234
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Viagra & Sexual Acrobatics
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
My sense of the guy at the beginning of the article feared that he wouldn't be able to get it up at all, because the pressure of this being a make-or-break event would get to him. Not all night, just at all.
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I never heard of this joker (Chris London) before Penske's posts, but after 10 seconds reading his blog I must agree with P. that he is truly wretch-worthy (definitely not sponge-worthy). I can't imagine any sane woman would consider having sex with him, let alone extended viagra-"enhanced" sex. As dtb would say, {shudder}.
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12-15-2003, 03:13 PM
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#1235
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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survivor question (hope the spoiler works)
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I missed the part of the last hour where John was on the hotseat. How did the others, esp Burton, react to his lies?
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Nobody really said shit about it. The toughest treatment he got was from Jeff, who clearly disliked him. I only remember three of the survivors made any comment about it, and two were asked directly about it. Christa said it was a damn smart move and that she wished she had thought of it. Lil expressed grudging admiration for the balls it took to pull that off. Savage was the only one who came across as even half-way negative about what he pulled, and he was the one who wasn't asked about it directly.
Jeff asked Shawn how close he came to slugging him, however, because of the shouting matches those two had. Jon was actually hoping he'd get slugged so Shawn would have to leave the island without a vote.
The dude was a complete prick, but he played the game well.
FWIW, I found it more surprising that he would have gotten three votes to win the thing had Lil taken him instead of Sandra.
She was a fucking idiot for not taking him, though I was surprised that the jury gave her such a hard time about not upholding the boy scout standards. WTF? Somehow she wasn't allowed to be deceitful? Puhleeze.
Edited to add: Unless I missed it, no one asked Sandra about throwing away the bucket of fish after Rupert was voted out. I was really looking forward to seeing what Christa had to say about that one.
The world may never know.
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Last edited by spookyfish; 12-15-2003 at 03:17 PM..
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12-15-2003, 03:19 PM
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#1236
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Props to Dave (or aren't the kids saying "props" anymore?)
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, I really like the way you shift the avatar occasionally within the Dave theme. Why do I admire your stick-to-it-tiv-ness? Because I stopped after only a few Bobs (Newhart, the Office Space Bobs, and Costas, as I recall -- I used Saget as a joke a bit later).
I mean, I'm happy as Rockford cause it helps me with the chicks, but congrats.
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FWIW, apparently Bob Barker could have helped you with the chicks too.
Weird that.
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12-15-2003, 03:19 PM
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#1237
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Viagra & Sexual Acrobatics
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
My sense of the guy at the beginning of the article feared that he wouldn't be able to get it up at all, because the pressure of this being a make-or-break event would get to him. Not all night, just at all.
The other guy mentioned in the article, who used Viagra to have a three-day sex romp with a model, with whom he later learned he had nothing to talk about.... well he seemed to have the right idea, honestly.
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I've been with one guy who had the performance anxiety issues. Viagra would have made our one evening of sex more enjoyable, I'm sure. I think his problems in bed were related to a severe case of Catholic guilt. I didn't stick around in the situation to delve much further into his neuroses than that initial diagnosis.
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12-15-2003, 03:22 PM
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#1238
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Viagra & Sexual Acrobatics
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robustpuppy
I never heard of this joker (Chris London) before Penske's posts, but after 10 seconds reading his blog I must agree with P. that he is truly wretch-worthy (definitely not sponge-worthy). I can't imagine any sane woman would consider having sex with him, let alone extended viagra-"enhanced" sex. As dtb would say, {shudder}.
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Apparently, his getting laid skills are as awful as his recruiting techniques.
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12-15-2003, 03:22 PM
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#1239
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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What's the name of the board?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess [snark]
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Man those two Olsen twins are not aging well. They look like they are in their mid-30's and they are what, 17 years old or something? Bad bone structure.
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12-15-2003, 03:28 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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What's the name of the board?
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Originally posted by purse junkie And she's been wearing a bucketload of neon lately. This is one 80s trend that was unflattering then and, unless you long to look like a Nerf ball, has no redeeming value now.
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Even a neon green shirt with a pair of classic black pants? I mean, if you have a good tan.
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12-15-2003, 03:33 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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What's the name of the board?
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Originally posted by Not Me
Even a neon green shirt with a pair of classic black pants? I mean, if you have a good tan.
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Are you kidding? Classic black pants are the new zubas.
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12-15-2003, 03:33 PM
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#1242
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Viagra & Sexual Acrobatics
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Apparently, his getting laid skills are as awful as his recruiting techniques.
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I bet the person who decided to include "he went home alone that night" under the photo really took pleasure in his or her job that day. Serves the publicity whore right.
This reminds me a bit of the "Single and Fabulous?" episode of SATC where Carrie appeared on the magazine cover looking especially haggard. Funny that.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 12-15-2003 at 03:43 PM..
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12-15-2003, 03:34 PM
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#1243
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Viagra & Sexual Acrobatics
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The two guys I know who've used it said that their SOs feared that the fucking would never end...
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Seriously, after I cum, I want the guy off of me. I am willing to wait it out another 5 minutes for him to get off, but if it takes longer than that, I say something to him.
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12-15-2003, 03:38 PM
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#1244
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Guest
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survivor question (hope the spoiler works)
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Originally posted by spookyfish
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The dude was a complete prick, but he played the game well.
FWIW, I found it more surprising that he would have gotten three votes to win the thing had Lil taken him instead of Sandra.
She was a fucking idiot for not taking him, though I was surprised that the jury gave her such a hard time about not upholding the boy scout standards. WTF? Somehow she wasn't allowed to be deceitful? Puhleeze.
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I actually thought Lil was in a lose- lose and that Jon could beat her on the basis of who played the game better in that Richard Hatch sense. that little handraise thing may or may not have been accurate as it was all very hindsight.
didnt he look just like John Holmes whenh he had just a mustache at the vote?
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12-15-2003, 03:42 PM
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#1245
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Viagra & Sexual Acrobatics
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Originally posted by Not Me
Seriously, after I cum, I want the guy off of me. I am willing to wait it out another 5 minutes for him to get off, but if it takes longer than that, I say something to him.
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Predicaments like yours are the reason multiple orgasms were invented. Then the fun never stops.
And a related question. I have always used 'cum' to refer to the actual jiz (or if I happened to be in Montreal, the local police force) and 'come' to refer to the act. I didn't think cum was a verb. Is the past tense still "came" if 'cum' is a verb? Come to think of it (ha ha), I may have seen it used as a verb before. What is more common?
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