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07-21-2004, 03:38 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
it really pisses me off when I think I'm eating an onion-free salad and then I discover a whole slew of the sliced little devils. I have to pick them all out and then give myself at least two full-blown orgasms before I can start eating the salad again.
I am a fan of cooked onions. just not raw.
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You had a much better lunch than I did.
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07-21-2004, 03:45 PM
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#1232
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You had a much better lunch than I did.
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Aren't you the one with the huge cock? Maybe you two can reach a mutually beneficial agreement?
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07-21-2004, 03:47 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Aren't you the one with the huge cock? Maybe you two can reach a mutually beneficial agreement?
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He's on speed-dial in case I ever encounter bacon bits. |
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07-21-2004, 03:52 PM
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#1234
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He's on speed-dial in case I ever encounter bacon bits.
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The ones containing meat or the lab-created ones? |
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07-21-2004, 03:54 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The ones containing meat or the lab-created ones?
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I don't like either, but if they're the meat ones, he should probably bring a shape shafter. And Bold n' Brazen. |
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07-21-2004, 03:57 PM
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#1236
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't like either, but if they're the meat ones, he should probably bring a shape shafter. And Bold n' Brazen.
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You should definitely call Chef and his video camera as well. With that tape, we could fund the FB for quite some time...
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07-21-2004, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He's on speed-dial in case I ever encounter bacon bits.
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I plan on eating an onion and bacon bit salad while singing and flopping on the next American Idol.
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07-21-2004, 03:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I plan on eating an onion and bacon bit salad while singing and flopping on the next American Idol.
TM
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I call dibs. You can have sloppy seconds.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-21-2004, 04:00 PM
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#1239
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I plan on eating an onion and bacon bit salad while singing and flopping on the next American Idol.
TM
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I think if you wear briefs that flopping problem can be resolved. |
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07-21-2004, 04:00 PM
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#1240
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I plan on eating an onion and bacon bit salad while singing and flopping on the next American Idol.
TM
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the horror! I think that calls for a four-some. |
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07-21-2004, 04:04 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the horror! I think that calls for a four-some.
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It'd be like "She Bangs! She Bangs!" IRL...
Only without the "hung" guy.
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07-21-2004, 04:06 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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American Idol is baaaack.
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Where in Vegas do you do Karaoke?
Please don't say Ellis Island. Please don't say Ellis Island.
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Were you there that night? You might remember me from when I sat down on stage and drank my beer during the 2.5 minute instrumental portion of the song.
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07-21-2004, 04:10 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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THIS JUST IN!!
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Originally posted by the Spartan
Not to worry, I sold them to Wonk.
Well, "sold" is an overstatement. Rented to own.
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And their wages at the linen mill are just about covering the payments. It's working out wonderfully.
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07-21-2004, 04:11 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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meeee ow
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
[ncs edit: AMAZING RACE SPOILER BELOW; READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!]
They'll be fine. They ran into some very bad luck at the chocolate joint on yesterday's episode, and it got them down and they made some further small mistakes, but they survived and moved on. They'll be stronger for it. If they're way behind on time, it probably won't matter because they're changing continents next week and surely everyone will be on the same flight.
Hard to tell everything that happened at the airport in yesterday's show, but Jim and Marsha looked like they thoroughly deserved their fate. Dumb-asses.
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More Spoiler - They should eliminate the ability to book flights for others. That said, Jim and Marsha appear to have been complete morons for not figuring out that there was available space on the 9:40 flight on the other airline, and deserved to therefore lose. but at least they are proud of their performance, until they see the tape, that is. The chocolates were bad luck for the first team to figure out the other airline bit.
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07-21-2004, 04:13 PM
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#1245
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
it really pisses me off when I think I'm eating an onion-free salad and then I discover a whole slew of the sliced little devils. I have to pick them all out and then give myself at least two full-blown orgasms before I can start eating the salad again.
I am a fan of cooked onions. just not raw.
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That's why I put them in. You were supposed to bring the salad back and let me take care of the orgasms.
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