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04-08-2005, 07:04 PM
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#1231
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I love all three of those movies.
No comment on the German porn, it's been awhile since I've seen any. Czech porn wasn't very good.
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I got a German sex toy that I like (nice engineering!) but am not familiar with their porn.
Are all benefits lawyers guilt-driven, guilt-ridden people? Or just the many that I work with? Christ. It would be funny if I weren't so exhausted.
ETA is Lock, Stock and Snatch some porno version of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels or whatever that movie was called? |
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04-08-2005, 07:12 PM
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#1232
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I got a German sex toy that I like (nice engineering!) but am not familiar with their porn.
Are all benefits lawyers guilt-driven, guilt-ridden people? Or just the many that I work with? Christ. It would be funny if I weren't so exhausted.
ETA is Lock, Stock and Snatch some porno version of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels or whatever that movie was called?
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Nah, he was just doing a short hand for Guy Ritchie's first two films: 1.) Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and 2.) Snatch.
I don't think anyone's seen his third one (Swept Away).
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04-08-2005, 07:13 PM
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#1233
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Surprising, since Czech ladies can be quite lovely. No clue about the men though.
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Missus Finch has a tendency to leave the DSL line on all the time -- the virtual equivalent of walking through a leper colony with an open cut. One of the bugs that seized our computer changed our homepage to Hungarian-pussy.com.
Which, though not Sidd-Jr-Appropriate, is a fine site. I can't really distinguish it from Rumanian pussy, but that's not really a bad thing. |
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04-08-2005, 07:15 PM
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#1234
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I hear Sidd has a good source for German porn that might be interesting. Give him a ring.
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Not Bob's local video store won't have German porno- have you seen Lemony Licket's A Series of Unfortunate Erections
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04-08-2005, 07:17 PM
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#1235
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I got a German sex toy that I like
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How come no one answered my question yesterday? is having multiple toys like having 15 golf clubs- each with its own purpose. or are they failed attempts with one being the "go-to" toy?
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04-08-2005, 07:19 PM
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#1236
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Surprising, since Czech ladies can be quite lovely. No clue about the men though.
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Indeed.
Warning named after a long-lost old skool poster who has never even seen this board: it's the adult board.
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04-08-2005, 07:22 PM
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#1237
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
How come no one answered my question yesterday? is having multiple toys like having 15 golf clubs- each with its own purpose. or are they failed attempts with one being the "go-to" toy?
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Mine have different speeds, sizes, shapes, textures, and one of them swivels.
Depends on my mood which one I want.
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04-08-2005, 07:23 PM
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#1238
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Surprising, since Czech ladies can be quite lovely. No clue about the men though.
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They are hung. |
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04-08-2005, 07:49 PM
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#1239
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
How come no one answered my question yesterday? is having multiple toys like having 15 golf clubs- each with its own purpose. or are they failed attempts with one being the "go-to" toy?
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These are cute little ball things that I think gwnc posted a picture of at some point. They differ in form and function from, say, the Muffin Mucker, a cut-rate rabbit-type vibrator, and are too large to serve the function of similarly-constructed balls that I have heard are used anally.
So, one could get three things -- German balls, anal balls, and Muffin Mucker -- and they'd be not just different like golf clubs are different, but like the golf spikes, golf ball, and golf clubs.
Seriously, you need to get out more. Just roam around online at goodvibes.com. |
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04-08-2005, 09:13 PM
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Missus Finch has a tendency to leave the DSL line on all the time -- the virtual equivalent of walking through a leper colony with an open cut.
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Tech time: Get a router/firewall. Good lord. Next people will fuck without condoms. Oh the humanity. |
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04-08-2005, 09:14 PM
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#1241
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I hear Sidd has a good source for German porn that might be interesting. Give him a ring.
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Not that I'm a big fan of porn (why would I lie about that here?), but "German" and "porn" just do not strike me as words that belong together. I have no doubt that they make great toys (somehow I suspect that their BDSM stuff is probably the state of the art), but porn? I dunno.
Anyhoo, Shaun of the Dead is on pay-per-view, so I think I'll go with the suggestion of tmdiva, Ollie, et al, and check it out. Thanks, all y'all. |
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04-08-2005, 09:17 PM
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Not that I'm a big fan of porn (why would I lie about that here?), but "German" and "porn" just do not strike me as words that belong together. I have no doubt that they make great toys (somehow I suspect that their BDSM stuff is probably the state of the art), but porn? I dunno.
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Maybe it's just because I'm the mother of a small child, but every time I think of German porn, I get the voice of Heimlich the gluttonous caterpillar from A Bug's Life in my head. Ooooh, jaaaaa.
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04-09-2005, 01:07 AM
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#1243
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
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Germans
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Originally posted by tmdiva
Maybe it's just because I'm the mother of a small child, but every time I think of German porn, I get the voice of Heimlich the gluttonous caterpillar from A Bug's Life in my head. Ooooh, jaaaaa.
tm
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I'm not a big fan of Germans in general and generally get annoyed hearing them speak their nasty little Himmler gibberish. But your opera diva avatar reminds me to also say there's nothing worse than German opera, even if Tannhauser wasn't bad (but don't get me started on the composer). The worse is 20th century or other modern German opera. They need to just leave this shit to dreamy Italians like Puccini. They have no business tenoring their Nazi speak.
Nazi. I said it. I lose. There. |
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04-09-2005, 01:24 AM
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#1244
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
Maybe it's just because I'm the mother of a small child, but every time I think of German porn, I get the voice of Heimlich the gluttonous caterpillar from A Bug's Life in my head. Ooooh, jaaaaa.
tm
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Do you think of German porn often?
(Damn it. Now you've got me thinking about it. Ach, du lieber.) |
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04-09-2005, 01:27 AM
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#1245
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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For those lucky folks in the TCOTU tomorrow
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Originally written by the NYT
It's Mr. Guest's character, the literal-minded guitarist, Nigel Tufnel, who famously thinks that creating an amplifier dial that goes to 11 makes the sound louder than 10.
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