Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I thought the problem with chewing tinfoil is that it reacted with your fillings to create an unpleasant sensation, not that it sounded bad.

An unpleasant sensation in one's head is what Black Sabbath produces as well. Think if it more as a metaphor than an analogy.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh. Ty defends sunnybunny. Forgot about that one.

I what? I don't think so.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
How is it that you are so familiar with this "Tropicana pool" place that I've never even heard of? Looking for a new career?

I know what I know. It would really be the Roosevelt pool, if that helps. Tropicana is a nightclub there.

I'd tell you more if I actually thought that you were interested. If you are interested in the see-and-be-seen spots, just read defamer.com for a week or two and you'll be all caught up.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I thought the Hard Rock pool was "THE" place to be discovered.

And AON, I got home last night in time to see Entertainment Tonight. How is Pat O'Brien still on that show? And when did Kathy Lee Gifford become a "reporter" for them?

Maybe in Vegas, baby. There are plenty of THE places to be discovered in LA too. Shocker.

Maybe that Starbucks that fringey frequents is one of them?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What difference does it make? All the good looney tunes cartoons were made so long ago. All the new cartoons suck ass.

TM

I don't know. I, like Coltrane, am a huge fan of Animaniacs, and there were also some truly hilarious Tiny Toons. Pinky and the Brain also deserve a shout-out for cartoon quality.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
As a general matter, I am not a ribs girl -- so I have to let this one go.

Don't be silly. Just because you haven't seen or felt them since early adolescence doesn't mean they aren't still there.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I understand the vibe attraction for women, at least in theory. But for a man, what's the attraction? Or do you just pretend to be a man on the Internet? Should you be NFH's Internet Friend of Indeterminate Gender? Is this something you picked up in France?

Ask Bill O'Reilly.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I thought the Hard Rock pool was "THE" place to be discovered.

And AON, I got home last night in time to see Entertainment Tonight. How is Pat O'Brien still on that show? And when did Kathy Lee Gifford become a "reporter" for them?

That is soooo 2002. Tropicana is the undisputed place of all that is trendy now (except maybe it is tied with the NYC pier thing). The Hard Rock pool is THE place to get stared at and hit on by an enormous number of Nebraska frat boys in Vegas for a bachelor party, or if you are famous and need a nice outdoor spot to do a bunch of rails during day before hitting the club and doing some more rails. Quite the opposite of wanting to be discovered in my view.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
In that case, I quote Less:

"OK, your opinion is not uninformed, it is irrelevant and irrational"

There's room in my tent for a multiplicity of opinions.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by dtb
Could you explain it to me, please?

High frequency vibrations near or on the genitals causes a pleasant-to-intense sensation in many women, in kind of an ultimate extension of the the application of rapid manual movement in the same areas. In theory. I don't have the right parts to confirm that this is true directly.

It's possible that some men feel the same way, but I'm not even sure where one would apply the vibrating item. Prostate, I guess.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Maybe in Vegas, baby. There are plenty of THE places to be discovered in LA too. Shocker.

Maybe that Starbucks that fringey frequents is one of them?

What about Kathy Lee Gifford?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by baltassoc
High frequency vibrations near or on the genitals causes a pleasant-to-intense sensation in many women, in kind of an ultimate extension of the the application of rapid manual movement in the same areas. In theory. I don't have the right parts to confirm that this is true directly.

It's possible that some men feel the same way, but I'm not even sure where one would apply the vibrating item. Prostate, I guess.

She did mention she is from 2 Mile Road, didn't she?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What about Kathy Lee Gifford?

I have no information about Kathy (Kathi?) Lee. I have not watched ET since the woman who gave people seizures was an anchor. Sometime in the early 90s maybe? And I am not sure I saw it more than a handful of times then.

Maybe MSNBC will run a story on her at some point and catch you up?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
That is soooo 2002. Tropicana is the undisputed place of all that is trendy now

Certainly it WAS, my man. But, as so often happens in the City of Angels, it's turning bad faster than Britney's breastmilk. From The Defamer:

• When the NY Times starts asking about the negative (“travel blog”-borne) buzz surrounding your painfully hot, “if you’re not drinking here tonight, you might as well be jerking off donkeys in West Virginia, Cletus” nightspot, you’d better put down the $25 mai tai, stop giving the finger to the hotel guest who wants to take a dip in the pool, and attempt an explanation.

According to Amanda Scheer-Demme, who partnered with the hotel to run the Tropicana, she was initially taken aback by the early negative reviews. But the criticism, she said, has been constructive. “When you’re working hard on something you tend to have blinders on,” she said, “It’s great to hear, ‘Hey, dude, you need to fix this.’ “

• By the end of the week, the Roosevelt Hotel will make an earnest attempt to better accommodate its guests at times when its Tropicana has achieved maximum starfucking density. They’re hard at work installing an inflatable pool behind three feet of bulletproof glass a mere fifty feet from the poolside bar, allowing the less interesting and not-so-great a place to cool off and safely enjoy a cocktail.

I, for one, look forward to peering through the bulletproof glass.

Gattigap

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
She did mention she is from 2 Mile Road, didn't she?

Is this some kind of Detroit insider joke? Are you trying to make me feel bad because I'm not "cool" enough to "get" it?

If so, congratulations. Mission accomplished.