Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So much about this line of posting is odd, not the least of which is the notion that Burt Reynolds has some heightened aesthetic sensibility.

I kind of like his new commercials.

But he kind of got beat with the plastic surgery stick too hard...

and those commericals still aren't as good as the Nextel Walkie Talkie "Push it" dancing fool commercials.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I kind of like his new commercials.

But he kind of got beat with the plastic surgery stick too hard...

and those commericals still aren't as good as the Nextel Walkie Talkie "Push it" dancing fool commercials.

I kind of think people who use walkie talkies should be kind of beat with I-don't-want-to-hear-BOTH-sides-of-your-inane-conversation sticks.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I kind of think people who use walkie talkies should be kind of beat with I-don't-want-to-hear-BOTH-sides-of-your-inane-conversation sticks.

I agree. 'specially on the train. If I can hear you over my ipod, houston we have a problem.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you blot out the helmet, the uniform is still absolute perfection today...

And poor Bailey -- forced to wear those huge glasses and stand next to Loni all the time. She was not bad, but suffered from Mary-Anne/Janet/that third Charlie's Angel that ended up on Scarecrow and Mrs. King syndrome.



(Gratuitous Cowboy Andy shot for Sebby -- Sorry I couldn't find one of him and Bailey where he's showing off his package.)

TM

eta: I wonder who will be the first to say that Mary-Anne was hotter than Ginger. But when they do, they'll be wrong.

No doubt, she's cute.


but, come on.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I agree. 'specially on the train. If I can hear you over my ipod, houston we have a problem.

You don't have Bose noise-cancelling headphones? I can't even hear my Dyson when I'm wearing those.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You don't have Bose noise-cancelling headphones? I can't even hear my Dyson when I'm wearing those.

I do but I have 1st generation. [did we discuss this prior?] they are not as slim and I look like an airport worker with flourescent guiders for the planes with them on.

it is possible Sony? makes a lighter weight version but I've been lazy and have the standard issue white earbuds....

[Adder]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
That movie sucked ass.

I fell asleep after 15 minutes for about 10 and wound up snoring so bad, my wife elbowed me in the ribs but my snoring had already woken me up.

Then I spent the next hour trying to figure out what parts of the plot I missed while sleeping. Then after another half hour I realized that I didn't miss parts of the plot -- there just was no plot, just pieces of various different plots all thrown into a box and shaken like a hundred different single pieces from a hundred different jigsaw puzzles.

Then I spent the rest of the movie trying to go back to sleep but the thoughts of seeing Kiera Knightly's tits popping out of her bustier kept me awake.

I mostly just thought it was too long -- as in every scene was longer than it needed to be.

And they were far too enthralled with their special effects. Why they thought we needed at least a half hour of screen time for the sea monster is beyond me.

spoiler space





And I still don't quite follow why Davy Jones is a squid.


see above-Burger

[SlaveNoMore]

Hank Chinaski
And Loni anderson was pretty skanky- objectively, and everyone should recognize this at least once you get past 13.

Turn in your man card, if you still have it.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Adder
I mostly just thought it was too long -- as in every scene was longer than it needed to be.

And they were far too enthralled with their special effects. Why they thought we needed at least a half hour of screen time for the sea monster is beyond me.

And I still don't quite follow why Davy Jones is a squid.

Spoiler space!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Turn in your man card, if you still have it.

I don't think he was ever issued one, since this happened when he was just a boy.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I kind of think people who use walkie talkies should be kind of beat with I-don't-want-to-hear-BOTH-sides-of-your-inane-conversation sticks.

Annoying. I truly believe that the only people who buy those things (that aren't forced upon them by work) are deaf. Why do those things get so loud?

In other news, time has not been kind to Brigitte Nielson, whose only claim to fame was getting Sly to marry her. And a crappy part in a movie.



Brigitte Nielsen married her fifth husband, Mattia Dessi, a former model from Italy, at the five-star Radisson SAS Golden Sands Resort & Spa in Malta on Saturday, PEOPLE has learned.

Nielsen, who turns 43 on July 15, and Dessi, 28, held a wedding ceremony in the Dominican Republic on Feb. 21, 2005 – but the nuptials were not legal because Nielsen had not finished divorcing her fourth husband, former race car driver Raoul Meyer.

eta, oh yeah - and that thing with Mark Gastineau and Flavor Flav.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
former race car driver Raoul Meyer.

BTW, what will you do if Danica goes NASCAR? Slum? What will you do?

[Adder]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Spoiler space!

Okay... wasn't aware that was a spoiler. But for those of you who did read it, well, rest assured, I have not given away anything that is treated as a mystery in the film.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
BTW, what will you do if Danica goes NASCAR? Slum? What will you do?

I can't believe she is actually considering it. I mean, open wheel is the only way to go.

Maybe she'll be driving the Scientology car. Maybe it's brainwashing. I can't even fathom why she'd do it.

I'll definitely have to change the avatar. Maybe to that woman who drive top fuel, or the one who races motorcycles.

Or Shirley Cha Cha Muldowney.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Adder
Okay... wasn't aware that was a spoiler. But for those of you who did read it, well, rest assured, I have not given away anything that is treated as a mystery in the film.

Oops!!! I thought the "Davy Jones is a squid" was like a big old Crying Game-esque surprise.