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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Ghost World.

Overrated, very very overrated.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Accoridng to Hank's mom during our pillow talk sessions, iykwim, growing up on the farm in rural Michigan, young Hank would never allow his dad to slaughter any of the chickens Hank fucked.

Hank -

Is it possible to effect missionary with the chicken?

Thanks,
SD

[SlaveNoMore]

str8outavannuys
Welcome back. A few more days and I was going to have to comment, the way I am right now about NCS disappearing. WHERE ARE YOU NCS?

Do these folks owe you money or something?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What?

I think she means it's not nice to refer to your beloved wife as "my enormous vagina."

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you telling me that if chickens and cows looked at you with loving eyes and followed you around and wagged their tails at you, you wouldn't eat them?

If they were smart enough to do this, they would have years ago, and your ancestors wouldn't have developed a taste for meat and chicken that they passed along to you. Horses and dogs figured out the game quicker, so we don't eat them.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think she means it's not nice to refer to your beloved wife as "my enormous vagina."

What will I do if I marry fringey?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I felt bad. Seemed like a decent guy.

Speaking of decent guys(?), here's Materazzi's take on what led up to the Zidanne headbutt:

"I did not provoke him, I responded verbally to a provocation," Materazzi told the daily Gazzetta dello Sport on Tuesday.

"We both spoke and I wasn't the first. I held his shirt but don't you think it is a provocation to say that 'if you want my shirt I will give it you afterwards'?

"I replied to Zidane that I would prefer his sister, that is true. I brought up his sister and that wasn't a nice thing, that is true," said Materazzi.

"Thankfully there are tens of footballers who could confirm that much worse things are said on the field," added the Inter Milan defender.

For a compilation of Materazzi "horror tackles", scroll down to #7 here: http://shinymedia.blogs.com/whoateal..._horror_t.html

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think this is the dumbest reason to not eat something ever. Are you telling me that if chickens and cows looked at you with loving eyes and followed you around and wagged their tails at you, you wouldn't eat them? Bullshit. People don't eat horses and dogs and cats because they're cute. If kittens were delicious I would eat them every chance I got and never think twice about it. If they aren't endangered, you should be allowed to eat 'em.

It's not even like Chicago's bone-head ban on foie gras. At least they have a real (albeit stupid) reason.

TM

I've eaten cattle that I've known personally, but there's no way in hell I could bring myself to eat an unknown dog. Horses I'm a little less sure about whether or not I could eat them. For me, I think it goes down to level of intelligence. I know someone who has trouble eating octopus because they're pretty smart animals.

I have heard arguments that a lot of horses end up in the slaughterhouses because their owners don't want to deal with them anymore. If a bill like that were to be considered, I think there would have to be serious thought on what happens to horses that are abandoned by their owners because they're too expensive or a pain in the ass or whatever.

I've also heard about assholes who get permits to round up some of the wild mustangs in Oklahoma under all sorts of promises that they'll take care of the horses who later turn around and sell them to slaughterhouses.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've eaten cattle that I've known personally, but there's no way in hell I could bring myself to eat an unknown dog. Horses I'm a little less sure about whether or not I could eat them.

I have heard arguments that a lot of horses end up in the slaughterhouses because their owners don't want to deal with them anymore. If a bill like that were to be considered, I think there would have to be serious thought on what happens to horses that are abandoned by their owners because they're too expensive or a pain in the ass or whatever.

I've also heard about assholes who get permits to round up some of the wild mustangs in Oklahoma under all sorts of promises that they'll take care of the horses who later turn around and sell them to slaughterhouses.

Cremation? What do they do with the dogs and cats?

And, you have made me remember the Animal Rescue (or whatever), filmed in the Houston area, that featured a horse (living) with a huge hole in its neck.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Cremation? What do they do with the dogs and cats?

And, you have made me remember the Animal Rescue (or whatever), filmed in the Houston area, that featured a horse (living) with a huge hole in its neck.

Once a dog or cat dies of natural causes, then you can eat it.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What will I do if I marry fringey?

You will have to explain why you keep talking about me.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You put the rabbit in the hat there. The issue isn't "if" chickens or cows followed you around. They don't, and they won't. I've tried to bond with the cow (recall, I am a hick). It gives nothing back.

FYI, Cows are not very smart, if you wanted reciprocity, you should have let the cow know. Maybe remanuevered yourself into the 69 position to make it up more obvious to her...

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You put the rabbit in the hat there. The issue isn't "if" chickens or cows followed you around. They don't, and they won't. I've tried to bond with the cow (recall, I am a hick). It gives nothing back. The fact is, cats and dogs bond with us, so I'm not comfortable eating them.

A dog's got personality, and personality goes a long way? So do rabbits, and I would eat them.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
If I had not turned over a new leaf, I would use my Barbaro sock to post a rebuttal.....


speaking of which, anyone know how Barbaro is doing?

He got stung by a 100 kg stingray while filiming a "Winners of the Kentucky Derby" documentary. Tragedy.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hank -

Is it possible to effect missionary with the chicken?

Thanks,
SD

who knows. that was during my homosexual bestiality phase. i only dated males.