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ltl/fb · 07-09-2003, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I just had an A-Ha moment. You coined TUAOM bc your despised ROTFLMAO starts off with something that lookins like ROLF which is a term for Throwing Up (or is it Ralf?).

I thought Rolfing was some kind of super-intense massage that the more masculine metrosexuals are particularly fond of.

Maybe when they massage your stomach really hard, it makes you barf.

ltl/fb · 07-09-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Uh, lanolin is extracted from fats and oils in wool. It's made from sheep semen only in the most roundabout way, by way of lambs and sheep as an intermediate product of the semen.

It's a great Internet rumor, though, if you're feeling particularly malicious today.

Yes I'm feeling malicious, and you seem to be deliberately misunderstanding my maliciousness (maliciousosity?) to piss me off. No doubt you are the phantom message sender.

evenodds · 07-09-2003, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Or can people now, just to torture me, send me messages then instantly rescind them so that I will never know if I actually have new PMs or whether it's just some sicko bastard sending and rescinding.

If they weren't doing it before, they will certainly be doing it now.

ThrashersFan · 07-09-2003, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
ACKKK. I SO don't want to sit in a seat that some naked guy already sat in. Do they provide ass gaskets?

Edited to add...can there be anything more uncomfortable than being naked in a beach chair?

From Naked Air's FAQ
"If you have ever been to a nudist or naturist resort or gathering, you would know that the one item that you are to have with you at all times, is a towel to sit on. This flight is no different. We are going to provide special commemorative towels for you to use for that purpose, We require those towels (or your own towel) to be used at all times. "

I am sorry that I clicked on the photos. I should have known that there would be ski-jump boobies and at least one totally fucking hairy guy.

MisterEbola · 07-09-2003, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
ACKKK. I SO don't want to sit in a seat that some naked guy already sat in. Do they provide ass gaskets?

Edited to add...can there be anything more uncomfortable than being naked in a beach chair?

Hopefully they change the seat coverings every so often - as well as the blankets.

I feel badly for the poor flight attendants that get to work that flight.

ltl/fb · 07-09-2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
If they weren't doing it before, they will certainly be doing it now.

I know. I figured someone will figure it out anyway, and now they will know they are not that smart because I knew it was going to happen. This will deter the smarter people. Probably. Or maybe just the actually sadistic people, but not the pranksters. People who do it after I've talked about it are just pathetic. Perhaps pathetic pranksters, but perceptibly pathetic.

07-09-2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
On another note, I never knew that lanolin was sheep semen

What a gross thought. For more than you want to know about the stuff: http://www.rolexlanolin.com/main.htm

-T(allergic anyway)L

MisterEbola · 07-09-2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Edited to add...can there be anything more uncomfortable than being naked in a beach chair?

Sure. Naked and in a garbage compactor; naked and entering a chipper-shredder. Naked and entering cell block F - NTTAWWT.

leagleaze · 07-09-2003, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, at lunch I forgot I left myself logged in and I was logged out when I got back so I don't think it's a cookie thing. I deleted everything out of everything this morning and logged out, and it still said I had one message that was unread.

so, who is the MOTHERFUCKER who sent me a message and then deleted it before I got it? Is this ever going to go away? Or can people now, just to torture me, send me messages then instantly rescind them so that I will never know if I actually have new PMs or whether it's just some sicko bastard sending and rescinding.

On another note, I never knew that lanolin was sheep semen. I always thought it was some kind of oil-type stuff from the wool. Learn something new every day.

There are two kinds of cookies.

There is the cookie that keeps you logged in, if you have checked it in your preferences. That is what logs you out automatically after a time if you don't do anything on the site and/or keeps you logged in so every time you return you don't need to log in again. That is the one you are talking about above.

The other cookie is the one that keeps track of how long you have actually been on the site, that expires every 2000 seconds. A new one is put in when the old one expires while you are on the site. It also will continue to countdown when you leave the site, so if you come back in 1999 seconds it will still say you have a new PM (but it should not say it is unread) and it would likely still have the posts you have already read marked as new. 1 second later and the cookie will reset itself.

All that said, someone probably sent you a message and deleted it.

ltl/fb · 07-09-2003, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
From Naked Air's FAQ
"If you have ever been to a nudist or naturist resort or gathering, you would know that the one item that you are to have with you at all times, is a towel to sit on. This flight is no different. We are going to provide special commemorative towels for you to use for that purpose, We require those towels (or your own towel) to be used at all times. "

I am sorry that I clicked on the photos. I should have known that there would be ski-jump boobies and at least one totally fucking hairy guy.

Is this why Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was so big on towels? Funny they never mentioned the rampant nudity.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-09-2003, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Totally. You used to be able to sit and wait for your "passenger" to get their luggage off the stupid carousel. There was a lot of leeway and flexibility as long as you were actually sitting in the car.

Hell, in the podunk town I clerked in, I could pull up to the curb outside the baggage claim area, park, go in, and wait there for my passenger.

taxwonk · 07-09-2003, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Uh, lanolin is extracted from fats and oils in wool. It's made from sheep semen only in the most roundabout way, by way of lambs and sheep as an intermediate product of the semen.

It's a great Internet rumor, though, if you're feeling particularly malicious today.

Actually, Atticus, it was an attempted insult aimed at me. Apparently, Fringey can't distinguish the last time she blew a sheep from the last time she blew me.

ltl/fb · 07-09-2003, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
someone probably sent you a message and deleted it.

I agree. Is the notification of that non-message ever going to go away?

07-09-2003, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
ACKKK. I SO don't want to sit in a seat that some naked guy already sat in. Do they provide ass gaskets?

Edited to add...can there be anything more uncomfortable than being naked in a beach chair?

a) Wouldn't that be asskets?
b) I'm thinking naked on a bicycle would be worse.

-TL

ltl/fb · 07-09-2003, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Actually, Atticus, it was an attempted insult aimed at me. Apparently, Fringey can't distinguish the last time she blew a sheep from the last time she blew me.

Fat wooly smelly greasy, fat wooly smelly greasy.

Or so I would imagine, not having done either of those.

Now, you can respond, but I'm not going to go through the extra steps to read it so it's really not necessary.